Prologue: Today, the two of us will perform a double reed. It's interesting to talk about this double reed. It requires one person to perform in front and the other person to say lines at the back. From a distance, it looks like a person. This requires that the performances of the two people should be very tacit and very cooperative, otherwise the double reed will not be called double reed. Hurry up, hurry up, put on makeup, as the saying goes, people accompany clothes and horses with saddles, and people are not beautiful until they are successful. After this person is successful, let's take a look, it is better not to be successful! Next, we will bring you a new work called "Happiness Makes Sorrow". I hope you like it!

A: The city of life is precious, but the price of love is higher. In order to earn RMB, I am willing to become a shemale. I haven't introduced myself yet. My surname is Zhao, and I was nicknamed Zhao shemale. When friends present see me later, just call me by my nickname. Ask me what my nickname is and tell everyone that my nickname is shemale. I am a shemale, I am a shemale, am I really a shemale? (stop, stop! ! You come out, how can I come out in your mouth and become an adult demon? Am I a shemale?

B: Sorry, never, never!

A: My surname is Zhao, and my name is Zhao Zhixiang. The media said that I look very special, and my face looks like slippers. Because of this, many singers sang a popular song for me for this reason, which quickly became popular, ah! What song is so influential is the song "I am not Zhao Zhongxiang" sung by Rollin Wang. thank you (Stop! Is this the song Rollin Wang sang? People sing "I'm not Huang Rong", so what kind of cultural level is this performance! Never! ) my job is to promote sales. I have a unique skill in promoting products. I talk glibly and talk straight, and if I can't do it in the end, I will be spoiled. My biggest feature is that I am in good health, and I have never been to the hospital in my life. Yesterday, I went out to sell, aiming at one, saying that I wouldn't buy my product for a long time. I spent more than 300 miles with him and finally sold a bottle of brain black essence, a product mentioned in the entry that won the first prize in the first sales essay competition of Guangxi University of Finance and Economics. In order to celebrate the success of the sales promotion, I took a bite. Yay! Doctor! Cut your appendix! ! How much money?

B: Two thousand!

A: 2000! Ah! Doctor! Don't cut your appendix with that knife! You just came straight here! I'll give you my whole life!

B: So you said a lot of money?

A: 80 at most!

B: 80! Ok! 80 is 80!

A: Oh dear! Cheap! ! 2000 was counteroffered to 80 by me! Do you want to pay a price for everything you buy? 80 yuan to cut the appendix! The fish head I chopped yesterday was more than 80 yuan! Tomorrow I'm going to call the whole family to have their appendix cut together! Here's 80 doctors! Hurry up! Hurry up! Take the heat!

B: What's the heat? It's not while the iron is hot! I'm in surgery! Get ready! Ah! By the way, do you want an anesthetic?

A: Oh dear! What's wrong with you trying to kill a pig? Nowadays, you have to use anesthetic to kill pigs! Why don't you kill me!

B: You only have 80 yuan! Where is the anesthetic?

A: It's anesthetized! Why don't you play anesthetic! If I don't get anesthetized, my screams will kill me!

B: anesthetic! Then 800 yuan a shot!

A: 800! Doctor, what are you doing? Or do you want to play XO

B: Imported anesthetic! Local anesthesia!

B: Doctor, is that brand of anesthetic so powerful?

A: Smiling Jiuquan brand anesthetic, after it's finished, it feels like death, and it's gone.

B: Doctor, do you have anything cheaper?

A: Cheap is available! The effect is not guaranteed! You wake up when you wake up, and the place where you should be numb is not numb, and the place where you shouldn't be anesthetized is anesthetized for a long time! It is irresponsible of me to affect your physiological function and marriage life after going abroad!

A: Ah! Imported, imported doctors! Playing the anesthetic with a smile in Jiuquan brand, the side effects of cheap goods are too great! I can't carry it!

B: Good! Give it a shot! Does it still hurt?

A: Oh dear! Whether it is money or money, goods are goods! If you shout hemp, you will get numb!

B: We're ready to disembowel! Ask your opinion, does this scalpel need to be disinfected?

A: Doctor! Knives are not sterilized!

B: Disinfection costs 500 yuan!

A: That's not necessary! I brought a lighter! It's the same if you burn that knife on that fire twice!

B: You are such a patient! !

A: That can't be helped! It's no use meeting a doctor like you!

B: Open the chest below! Oh dear! Oh dear! It's bleeding! Oh, you are so bloody! It's so high! Do you want to stop the bleeding?

A: Of course we have to stop the bleeding! Why don't you stop bleeding, doctor?

B: Do you use hemostatic gauze or a rag?

A: Doctor! You still have a rag to stop bleeding!

B: That hemostatic gauze costs 500 yuan!

A: Ouch! You can have a lot of money! Stop the bleeding first! It's killing me!

B: That's right! If you have this attitude, it will be easy for me! Stop the bleeding first! Open the wound! Find out the appendix and cut it off with a knife! Congratulations! The operation was a complete success! One last question! Are you going to sew it up?

A: Doctor, what are you going to do to let me go out empty-handed? If you go out, you have to attract flies

2 group mouth double reed "dormitory whisper"

Prologue: Today, we are going to perform a duet, which was inspired by the cross talk. It's interesting to talk about these duets. It requires one to perform in front and the other to say lines at the back. From a distance, it looks like a person. This requires that the performances of the two people should be very tacit and very cooperative, otherwise the duet will not be called duet. Hurry up, hurry up, put on makeup, as the saying goes, people accompany clothes and horses with saddles, and people are not beautiful until they are successful. After this person is successful, let's take a look, it is better not to be successful! Next, I will bring you a new work called "Dormitory Whispers". I hope you like it!

A "If all the girls give a love, how beautiful the lonely boy will be. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la".

B: Hey, hey, what are you doing? In the middle of the night, people are not allowed to sleep. This is a new society. How can the old society exploit the working people? The cock crows in the middle of the night still exist! What's more, this voice is not as good as the cock crow! What's the matter, brother sleeping in the upper bunk, what's the trouble? Tell me!

A: Stop it, it's for women, no! A girl, to be exact! Blow again!

B: Blow again! What number is this? Gongcheng Liangtian can't compete with you. I think you're catching up with Hanamichi Sakuragi. I mean, isn't it a woman? Without her, male compatriots can't live?

C: Exactly! It's still our housemaster who wants to open up. Nowadays, if you don't have money, you can't find GF. What's more, our dormitory is poor. Let's be honest, don't let girls go with us to drink northwest wind!

D: I'm dizzy! It's good to have northwest wind to drink! At least you can draw cakes to satisfy your hunger. The most terrible thing is whether there is a northwest wind to drink. That is still a problem! Why bother about a woman! But then again, what caused the peacock to fly southeast this time? Last time, it seemed that you were unmanly, and the more you looked, the more you looked like an old lady.

A: What's wrong with the old lady? Does this show that I am extraordinary? Fully prove that sentence!

C: What a sentence!

A: Are half men women?

B: God, you are still proud, aren't you? You've disgraced our dormitory! What about this time! And for what! Is there no money or no color?

A: This time, it's my looks! She said that I looked like Pan Changjiang from a distance, Zhao Benshan from a close distance, Zeng Ziwei from the left and Zhao Chuan from the right. I was simply a "four-phase".

C: Cough! Just say you're ugly!

A: Doesn't it hurt my self-esteem? I am a little ugly, but I am very gentle!

B: I didn't see the tenderness. With your ugly strength, you can catch up with those monkeys in Huaguoshan!

C: If he were a monkey, he would be fine! What's the big deal about ugliness? It's a big deal. Become a handsome guy and charm the MM in our university! : By the way, introduce some to my buddies!

D: I don't want MM or ONLINE. I choose the latter. I'm not interested in mm.

A: Don't always criticize me! That's right The first year is coming! What are your plans?

B: Sleep! See my fairy sister in my dream! Real life is too hypocritical. I really regret talking about it. In my eyes, everyone looks like a lonely ghost. I just don't see, I don't mind, and I go to deliver water with my fairy sister in my dream!

C: Chef, I'm not talking about you. You know who you are all day long. You eat and sleep, and you eat when you sleep, and you're not fat. Aren't you wasting the country's grain? Can you afford the aunt in our school canteen? Seriously, we have to do something! The end of the year is coming, so many activities, don't you value any of them?

D: I want to go to our school's welcome party! I heard that there are many bright girls, and maybe I can get one or two with my charm!

A: Who just said that she was not interested in MM? This time, I immediately changed my mouth! It's really "a man's heart, the bottom of the sea is deep."

B: Isn't it illiterate? It's a pity that you have been studying in college for 2 years. How can you speak so poorly? What is meant by "a man's heart is deep under the sea", and the correct one is "a woman's heart is deep under the sea". You know what?

D: The lesson of the matron is! I have an idea! Why don't we go out to a hotel on Christmas Eve? Let's also enjoy the taste of a 3-star hotel, shall we?

A: What? Go outside and get a room, just a few big men.

B: What are you yelling about? Don't call the dormitory manager, I haven't seen anything before, make a fuss, old-fashioned

C: I think this proposal is ok. Anyway, most of them spent Christmas one-on-one, so we four bachelors have to find something to do! I don't think staying in a hotel is enough, because we should have a big meal first. How about eating hot pot?

D: Stop it. My mouth is watering now.

B: It's worthless. It's just a hot pot! If you have two more bottles of wine, will you get up and eat at once? Just know to eat!

A: Chief! Can I bring my family then?

B: You pay for the money with your family, and it can't be counted in the account of the bachelor group of four!

A: I see, of course!

B: It's too late. I have to get up early tomorrow!

C: Do morning exercises!

D: What time will it be done?

B: Why don't you say you don't remember anything? 6 o'clock!

A: Chief! What time to do it?

D: Why are you shouting so loudly? Die!

B: Six o'clock! Stop talking and go to sleep!

A: Chief, I don't think anyone should sleep.

B: What's the matter?

A: I looked at my watch just now. It's already 5: 60!

E-butyl: Ah! Get up! Do exercises!

A: Do exercises! What a hard life!

3 Double Spring "Dormitory Hygiene"

Prologue: Today, the two of us will perform a double reed. It's interesting to talk about this double reed. It requires one to perform while doing actions in front, and the other to say lines at the back. From a distance, it looks like a person. This requires that the performances of the two people should be very tacit and very coordinated, otherwise the double reed will not be called double reed. Hurry up, hurry up, put on makeup, as the saying goes, people accompany clothes and horses with saddles, and people are not beautiful until they are successful. After this person is successful, let's take a look, it is better not to be successful! Next, I'll bring you a new work called Radio Station. I hope you like it! Then the two of us will begin to perform!

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep! Nanning Haliyou Radio Station, the anchor is 250, and the medium broadcast, regardless of the willy-nilly, has started broadcasting now. Hello, listeners. I'm a radio host. My name is Boring. Although I am very similar to the ignorant name of a famous host, there is nothing in common except my outstanding appearance. Ok! Now, please enjoy the weekly song. Why is it called "Weekly Song"? That is to say, there is a sister who changes her male brother every week! Please enjoy the Chinese rumor sung by Zhao Zhixiang, a famous singer in Nanning. Hey! ! ! ! I'm stuck with you. What are you singing? You are a Chinese folk song! ) This is Nanning folk song! ! Who taught you that? It's me! ! You teach you this nursery rhyme is unsanitary! Right! You said that some songs on radio and TV are playing inexplicably now! Sing some healthy songs! ! ) Nanning Haliyou Radio Station, the following is the advertising time, a series of advertisements of Happiness brand insoles: My child has been anorexia, picky eaters, and prone to catch a cold since he had beriberi. What should I do? After using Happiness brand insoles, he is all right, not anorexic, picky eaters, taller and more resistant. Happiness brand insoles! It is practical and convenient! Friend! Do you want to eat baked sweet potatoes? Baked sweet potatoes are fragrant, cheap, and rich in vitamin A.B.C.D.E.F.G wholesale location, in the corner of Chaoyang Square! Friend, do you need toilet paper? Please choose the scratch-pain brand sand produced by our factory! Friend, do you want to lose weight? I'll introduce you to a new set of slimming exercises! Put out your hands, take them off, take out your tongue, and stretch it out! Get ready! Left, right, left, right, up, down, come on, I'm a dog! As the saying goes, a hundred steps after a meal can live 99, and a cigarette after a meal is a fairy! I am a fairy! I have ascended to heaven! I am going to die! Come out!

4 double reed "Radio Station"

Prologue: Today, the two of us will perform a double reed. It's interesting to talk about this double reed. It requires one to perform while doing actions in front, and the other to say lines at the back. From a distance, it looks like a person. This requires that the performances of the two people should be very tacit and very coordinated, otherwise the double reed will not be called double reed. Hurry up, hurry up, put on makeup, as the saying goes, people accompany clothes and horses with saddles, and people are not beautiful until they are successful. After this person is successful, let's take a look, it is better not to be successful! Next, I'll bring you a new work called Radio Station. I hope you like it! Then the two of us will begin to perform!

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep! Nanning Haliyou Radio Station, the anchor is 250, and the medium broadcast, regardless of the willy-nilly, has started broadcasting now. Hello, listeners. I'm a radio host. My name is Boring. Although I am very similar to the ignorant name of a famous host, there is nothing in common except my outstanding appearance. Ok! Now, please enjoy the weekly song. Why is it called "Weekly Song"? That is to say, there is a sister who changes her male brother every week! Please enjoy the Chinese rumor sung by Zhao Zhixiang, a famous singer in Nanning. Hey! ! ! ! I'm stuck with you. What are you singing? You are a Chinese folk song! ) This is Nanning folk song! ! Who taught you that? It's me! ! You teach you this nursery rhyme is unsanitary! Right! You said that some songs on radio and TV are playing inexplicably now! Sing some healthy songs! ! ) Nanning Haliyou Radio Station, the following is the advertising time, a series of advertisements of Happiness brand insoles: My child has been anorexia, picky eaters, and prone to catch a cold since he had beriberi. What should I do? After using Happiness brand insoles, he is all right, not anorexic, picky eaters, taller and more resistant. Happiness brand insoles! It is practical and convenient! Friend! Do you want to eat baked sweet potatoes? Baked sweet potatoes are fragrant, cheap, and rich in vitamin A.B.C.D.E.F.G wholesale location, in the corner of Chaoyang Square! Friend, do you need toilet paper? Please choose the scratch-pain brand sand produced by our factory! Friend, do you want to lose weight? I'll introduce you to a new set of slimming exercises! Put out your hands, take them off, take out your tongue, and stretch it out! Get ready! Left, right, left, right, up, down, come on, I'm a dog! As the saying goes, a hundred steps after a meal can live 99, and a cigarette after a meal is a fairy! I am a fairy! I have ascended to heaven! I am going to die! Come out!

5 double springs: exercise as a soldier

(In the background of fresh graduates' training as soldiers. )

A: Dear leaders and comrades in arms.

H: Hello, everyone! My name is XXX (A) and my name is XXX (B).

A: Today, the two of us will give you a little show.

B: Double spring.

A: That's right. Double reed is one in front.

B: One will be said at the back.

A: You don't do what you say.

B: Don't talk about acting.

A: The performance is not good. Please clap your hands more.

B: It's an encouragement for both of us. (They bow to the audience again)

A: (To B) Shall we start?

B: Here we go! (After A, before B, in position)

A: (in Wuhan dialect) My name is XXX. I'm from Wuhan, Hubei Province. I've been in the army for six years. I graduated today. I haven't had time to go home, so I'll report to the army as soon as possible!

B: (Ask back quickly) But you've made an official. What official did the army arrange for you to be?

A: (Mandarin) Turn around! Listen-(after a while, change to Wuhan dialect) Be a soldier in the service platoon and stand guard for three months-exercise!

What is it? Where are the troops? Oh, it's in the corner of Dabie Mountain in Xinyang.

Ouch ... This place is on the side. It's a place where rabbits don't shit. Look up at the hills, look down at the ditches, nothing to count stones, mosquito bites suffer!

It's my turn to stand guard. I stood at the door, but I didn't see anyone for a long time. I wanted to show my leadership, but I didn't get a chance.

In the past, except for a handful of ordinary people, they were all cows, sheep, chickens and dogs. I was in a hurry. Two hours of work felt like two years!

When I am bored, I salute those cows, sheep, chickens and dogs. Hehe, this is also a "post" training!

At ease! Attention! Salute! At ease! Attention! Salute ... (Repeat)

B: (turning away from his position, in Mandarin) Ah ...! Are you trying to kill me? !

A: (in Mandarin) Sorry, I just forgot my words. Come again, come again-stand guard (in Wuhan dialect)! How can you know the depression and loneliness of the warehouse soldiers without standing guard? How can you understand the soldiers' difficulties without standing guard? How can you be a good platoon leader without standing guard?

Stand guard! In one word, how nice! Two words, great! Three words, very good ...

B: (getting up and looking back) I said, can you count? !

A: (Pushing B back to his seat, in Mandarin) Don't stir it up. Go on, go on. Not to mention (in Wuhan dialect), I have really received a lot of education, knowledge and feelings through standing guard.

I found that our warehouse soldiers are really cute ... They love ravines, warehouses and jobs, and are willing to endure hardships, loneliness and selfless dedication ... They have turned barren hills into gardens through their own hard work.

It's beautiful. Look, this is a fish pond surrounded by Liu Yin, this is a leisure pavilion surrounded by red flowers, this is a brand-new office building, and this is a newly developed nursery garden ... How green the tree is, how red the flowers are. Oh, it's a paradise ...

Later, I went to the more remote No.2 post and No.3 post, and lived for a while. The conditions were even more difficult, and the water I drank was pulled from the foot of the mountain.

The most uncomfortable thing is that there are so many mosquitoes. That mosquito, oh, this is big! Take a bite on you. Oh, this is big!

Every night, mosquitoes kept me awake, so I wrapped myself in a towel, like a mummy. I just watch how these mosquitoes bite me! "Hum ... hum ..." These mosquitoes are hovering around my head like a group of small helicopters.

Hey, hey, hey, the left one, I'll fight! The one on the right, I'll fight! ..... (continuous)

B: (getting up and turning around) Hey! Come out. I didn't hit you in the face, did I?

A: (in Mandarin) Hehe ... I just think you can kill some mosquitoes. Sorry, keep coming. It won't happen again. (In Wuhan dialect) Over the past few months, I have not only gradually adapted to the life in the warehouse, but also gained two special companions, one is called "Black Girl" and the other is called "Cheetah"-they are two military dogs in our warehouse.

Boy, when I first met them, I was afraid to go out, and I was too stingy to breathe. They stared at me with big eyes and red tongues, yelling at me in a low voice, "Hoo ... Hoo ..."

Scared me, I rushed to buy some ham sausages.

What is it? Why buy ham sausage? Bribery, it's not that simple to make friends now. It won't work without benefits. Just these two dogs can't talk to you.

Don't say it yet. It works. After several contacts, they listened to me.

These two military dogs are quite different in personality. The "Black Girl" is flexible, strong-willed and a little extroverted, while the "Cheetah" is slow-moving, stupid and introverted.

So, the "black girl" is often locked up by the military dog guide because she bit the chickens and cows of ordinary people.

On one occasion, the "black girl" chased the cattle of ordinary people all over the road in the camp, and directly ran the cow alive and tired, so it was locked up again.

At that time, we were engaged in on-the-job training competitions. When it saw that the cheetah was taken out for training, it was extremely angry.

In a rage, it jumped out of the fence more than two meters high and hurt its leg.

In those days, the guide fed it delicious food every day. I also quickly took advantage of this opportunity to curry favor with it. I gave it milk and ham, and I sat next to it, feeding it and touching its head. It sweetened my face while eating.

I touch it, and it licks me ... (continuous) (B quietly gets up and turns around, touching A's head)

A: (in Mandarin) You treat me like a dog ...

(Two curtain calls, end)

6 pairs of springs: the old urchin celebrates the New Year.

Double reed (mobile company text)

Old stubborn children celebrate the New Year.

Creation: Jiang Keguan

Props: a chair, two wireless microphones, a melon hat, a wig, etc.

A: The leader arranged for me to perform a program, which really embarrassed me. You say sing, you like to be out of tune, you say dance, the movements are not matched, you say sketch, it's not funny. I think of a program, and I need an audience to help me, just read the manuscript, which is very simple. Is there anyone who wants to? (B takes the stage)

B: Can I?

A: What's your name?

B: My last name is Zhu.

A: I said Zhu, that's impolite. Xiao Zhu, do you know what a double spring is?

B: Is it the one who said at the back and did it at the front ...

A: That's it.

B: Yes, I have.

A: You have to help me. It's the one who plays the lyrics in the back.

B: That's easy. Is there a word?

A: Yes, I have already prepared it. You are familiar with the words, and I'll put on makeup. (Next to makeup)

B: (reciting words) There are many happy events in the reform and opening up ...

A: All right, we can start. I sit in the chair, you hide behind the chair, I clap my hands, and you start.

(in position)

B: There are many happy events in the reform and opening up ...

A: Uh-huh, uh-huh. I didn't even slap you. You started as Lang? Start again.

B: OK.

A: (clap your hands)

B: There are many happy events in the reform and opening-up. The mobile antenna stands on the hillside, and the children's mobile phones are given to me, so I can dial them anywhere. It's really nice to celebrate the New Year. The house is full of new year's goods. I've eaten too much fish and meat. I just want to eat Kahuantuo.

A: (making a phone call)

B: Hey, did you get slapped? You went to the city to fight with your son's desire to attract children! Come back to the sand! What are you doing back here? I'll eat it when I come back and fry it. Hey, you brought back a few catties of Huifeng wine with me, hey, hey, and you brought back the firecrackers with me.

A: (puts down the phone)

B: The traffic is convenient and the bus is fast. My wife will be home soon. I'll be ready for you to serve glutinous rice flour. The burning oil in the fire boils, and the joy and fragrance float inside and outside the house.

A: (take it)

B: Oh, it's so hot! ..... It's delicious. Eat one more ... Oh, ... Eat one more, oh, eat one more, oh, eat one more ...

A: (It's unbearably hot) Stop, stop, do you want to burn me to death?

B: Didn't you say Huanxituo was delicious? I want you to eat more.

A: It's just fried, and it burns my mouth!

B: OK, I'll pay attention to it next.

A: Again, pay attention. (clap your hands)

B: After eating Huanxituo, I still want to drink the wine. Jingshan Huifeng wine is really delicious. No company? I'll call my son.

A: (on cell phone)

B: Hello! Son, can you come back and drink with me? Ann? Your mobile company is creating a provincial civilized unit. How busy are you? Forget it, then. I'll drink against the mirror!

A: (puts down the phone)

B: I'll clean the mirror first. Ha, ha.

A: (Breathe, clean the mirror)

B: Shallow feelings, add a little, thin feelings, drink coke, have feelings, drink white wine, have strong feelings, drink high, have good feelings, engage in bowl-wrestling, have deep feelings and be clear at once!

A: (Drunk)

B: I drank bowl after bowl, bowl after bowl. Uh, is this tongue ... is Lang disobedient? The earth is really ... really turning! God ... There are stars in the sky! Oh, I'm ... I'm going to call it quits!

A: (with urine, get up and walk)

B: A kilo of wine, just walk as usual, stagger to the door, and relieve yourself when you open the door. Alas, when you untie your hands, everyone saves a lot.

A: (Go back to the original seat)

B: Come on, keep drinking! After drinking white wine and beer, I drank one cup at a time ... I only heard my wife yell: It was that one who peed in the refrigerator! Oh dear! I just went to relieve myself, and when I opened the door, I saw a induction lamp inside ...

A: (Pulling out B) Uh-huh, uh-huh, I'm not necessarily drunk!

B: It's not a person who peed in his pants after drinking too much!

A: What you say seriously affects the image of modern farmers!

B: I'll pay more attention.

A: Come again. (clap your hands)

B: The New Year's Eve is really lively. Every family puts up couplets and sets off firecrackers for all ages. No whipping is allowed in the city now, but our hometown is still open. I asked Ba Zi to play with Sun Wazi's gun, and I brought some guns back with me. I took them out to play!

A: (takes out lighter)

B: You guys stop fighting. This whip is very loud!

A: (point the whip and throw it)

B: Psst ...

A: (covering her ears)

B: Bang! Interesting. One more.

A: (point the whip and throw the whip twice)

B: Psst …, psst …, psst …

A: (After there is no hiss, check the whip and see)

B: Bang! !

A: (Fall to the ground)

B: I turned! (Take out your mobile phone and dial) 120? Please come to Yuanyang River in Lvlin Town as soon as possible. An old urchin is injured! (picks up armor) Since you have insufficient spare capacity, why drink and set off firecrackers! (under the carapace)