Funny rhyming jingle

No trace of hair and dandruff.

You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the leather shoes and I am the brush, if you ignore me I will commit suicide!

Kiss you a little, bite you a big bite, gnaw a big bite of you The young couple became a new couple.

As quietly as I came, I waved my sleeves and took away only a bunch of cabbage.

Husband, don’t be cool with me, don’t be jealous of me, you have to give in when we quarrel, and you have to stand up when you get beaten!

The four major ones are free: grassroots police station, township tax office , bank credit stocks, bare buttocks on stage.

One person lives forever, two people are full of tenderness, three people miss each other day and night, and four people share the same bed with strange dreams.

I am not a good reader, my parents forced me to do this. The exam questions are as deep as the sea, and eggs are rolling in.

The graceful and handsome young man is the beauty of the world. If you respond with sincerity, I will love you for ten thousand years.

The little mouse went up to the lampstand, stole oil to eat, but couldn't get down. Meow meow meow, the cat came, chirped and rolled down.

Zhou Bapi, fifty-one, came to steal the chicken in the middle of the night. We were playing a game and caught Zhou Bapi.

Don't brag - it's easy to get dusty, don't be - it's easy to get scolded, don't pretend - it's easy to get hurt, don't be pretty - it's easy to get soaked.

Someone asks you to borrow money every three days, and you feel tired; you ask others to borrow money every three days, and you feel tired from running.

Everyone knows that wrangling is easy and requires no effort or brainpower. After three and five years, all the problems disappeared.

The driver’s suffering: endless smiles, endless kind words, endless cigarettes, and endless fines.

The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, whoever drinks is afraid of the other. One drink for you and one for me. Nowadays, whoever drinks is afraid of the other.

Pull the big saw, pull the big saw, and sing a big show in front of grandma's house; pick up the daughter, invite the son-in-law, and the nephew and the boy will also go.

When you don’t have a girlfriend, you’re a hunting dog, when you find your target, you’re a lapdog, when you get it, you’re a wolfdog, and when you lose it, you’re a dead dog.

Those who do it do it, those who watch it watch it, and those who watch it give their opinions to those who do it. It doesn’t matter if they give opinions, they hide in the dark and make false accusations.