Zhao Benshan buys a ball (sketch)
Author: Huang Laoxie's blog submission date: December 13, 25 9: 46:
Zhao Benshan closed the door and was absorbed in revising the script of Ma Dashuai 3 when someone knocked at the door.
Zhao Benshan: Who's that? I won't have guests now.
Fan Wei: Lao Zhao, it's me, Puzi.
Zhao Benshan: Why did you come to show off in an ostentatious manner? I didn't know I was busy. Wait a minute!
Fan Wei and Zhang Shuguang walk into the room.
Fan Wei: This is my brother-in-law, executive director of Liaozu, and Lao Zhao. Don't you want to educate him, Shuguang? His name is Zhao Ge.
Zhao Benshan: Hello, I've always wanted to talk to you. You've lost a game, and you've lost my face. Are you just like your brother-in-law, why can't you eat anything?
Fan Wei: I don't just eat jiaozi with pure meat left. I can't eat anything else. Don't criticize me in front of my brother-in-law. But dawn, you really have to listen to Zhao Ge and do a good job, so that Liaozu can rush out of the northeast and go to the whole country.
Zhang Shuguang: Yes, I'm in the middle of it. It's just that I'm too busy to manage the team. I don't want to buy some international superstars and Ronaldo.
Fan Wei: What are you talking about? Lota's ears are old and powerful. When I came to Tieling that year, I kicked the ball violently.
Zhao Benshan: What the hell is it? What came to Tieling the other day? He is the king of Argentina. You mean Luo Xiaoer, the black man.
Zhang Shuguang cursed in his heart: a pair of wooden sticks.
Zhao Benshan: They agreed?
Zhang Shuguang: There was no problem at first. Since the news of Liaozu's transfer of shares was known to all the people in the world, too many people asked me to buy shares, and the team's affairs were neglected. Let's talk about it after the capital operation.
Fan Wei: Football is a thing. After it is changed to Super League, there are only a few clubs, and many big bosses are concerned about it. There are more wolves than meat. Lao Zhao, you know the original shares, right?
Zhao Benshan: Yes, if one piece becomes ten pieces, it will be thrown away when it goes public, and whoever picks it up will hang himself.
Fan Wei: You don't care who picks up the job. Now the clubs in the Super League are stronger than the original shares. Shuguang is going to go to the United States to "kill the jacket" and let the Americans hang themselves. By then, the big shareholder in Liaozu will be even better than the richest man in the world, that guy.
Zhang Shuguang: Brother-in-law, why didn't you leave the door open? These things can't go around.
Fan Wei: It's not an outsider. What does Lao Zhao have to do with it? Besides, people don't buy stocks, and they are not short of money. They are engaged in film and television art.
Zhang Shuguang: Bite your hand if you have more money? Jackie Chan is a movie maker. Why don't you ask the governor to write me a note and become the chairman of Liaozu?
Zhao Benshan: He is the chairman? Isn't that ridiculous? He is a money addict, so he doesn't have to compare with me, but he is worse than Zeng Mantou of the Hong Kong star team. You are kidding the people of Liaoning!
Fan Wei: It's true. Our Lao Zhao is the captain of China's star team, and he has experience in national team management. He is far behind him, not ~ ~ but Lao Zhao, not ~ ~ but Jackie Chan.
Zhao Benshan: Have you been drinking?
Fan Wei: No, it's just that Dawning asked me to take the mulberry handle.
Zhao Benshan: The mulberry handle is high?
Zhang Shuguang: When my brother-in-law is in a hurry, his mouth becomes cotton trousers. In fact, we know your skill, and Jackie Chan's experience in influence theory is no match for Zhao Ge. Isn't this the governor's note? I'm also worried about his management level. Maybe, the distance will be terrible.
Fan Wei: That's not so good. He finished calving Liaozu and carried Jinshan away.
Zhao Benshan: What can I do?
Zhang Shuguang: Unless a celebrity in our province is the chairman. But I despise those celebrities and can't take advantage of them.
Fan Wei: Lao Zhao, if you don't engage in literature and art, this golden mountain will become our buddy. At that time, no one will stop you from filming Master Ma 6.
Zhao Benshan: I don't want to look for any primitive stocks, just watching Liaozu fall into the pit and not reaching out. It's too unkind. How can I care ~ ~ When did it go public in the US?
Zhang Shuguang: The plan is within two years, but this matter is absolutely confidential, otherwise it will be ruined.
Zhao Benshan: Oh, is Liaozu the chairman of the board, or is it Liaozu? What conditions did Jackie Chan promise you?
Fan Wei: 5 million yuan.
Zhao Benshan: where's the dollar?
Zhang Shuguang: No, it's Hong Kong dollars.
Zhao Benshan: Oh, that's all, 5 million ~ ~ Then I'll do it!
Fan Wei: Gee, when did you have this ability? Isn't "Ma Dashuai 3" repaying the loan?
Zhao Benshan: Don't shoot yet. Put this money into Liaozu.
Zhang Shuguang: that's no good, no good.
Zhao Benshan: No, I'm from Liaoning. Who is more famous in Liaoning than me? Besides, I can make Liaoning Libi win the championship.
Fan Wei: Look at our Lao Zhao. He's just extraordinary. This guy is a bully.
Zhang Shuguang: It's not about grades, it's about your relationship with my brother-in-law. If something goes wrong, you'll think we set you up. This is not good. Give it to Jackie Chan.
Zhao Benshan: You two set me up? I'm not bragging. Just dig out this brain cell and weigh about two kilos more than you two. Let's just say that if someone confuses me, I won't play skits in Zhao Benshan in the future.
Fan Wei: Dawning, you underestimate Zhao Ge. Don't say that no one has the courage, but if there is, Zhao Ge can find tiger cubs without venturing into the tiger's den.
Zhao Benshan: That's about the same. The east wind is blowing and the drums are beating. Who is Zhao Benshan afraid of? Let's just do it. I'll be your chairman of Liaozu. What are your conditions?
Zhang Shuguang: Actually, the conditions are nothing. If Jackie Chan is involved, he will invest at least 5 million yuan a month. If you are Zhao Ge, it is negotiable to invest more and invest less.
Zhao Benshan: 5 million ~ ~ a month?
Zhang Shuguang: Well, this year, we owe some players' salaries, and our results are almost the same. In fact, it's no problem to win the championship with our strength, so we will go public next year. What we worry about then is how to spend the money. People in the US stock market give us hundreds of millions of dollars every year, so you have to spend it all in one year, otherwise people will not give money in the next year.
Fan Wei: hundreds of millions of dollars, why do you still chop people?
Zhao Benshan: What are you cutting people? Knife means dollars. One dollar is one knife. Don't interrupt. Although hundreds of millions of dollars are not easy to spend, just shoot more TV dramas. The question is how many dollars are you going to cut me?
Zhang Shuguang: Brother Zhao is joking. Now our club needs more than one million yuan every month, mainly in salary. We can't manage well, otherwise we can't find talented people. I'm not good at it, I don't have prestige, and the player coach is not very easy to play with. If you come, don't say anything. You are the idol of these people.
Zhao Benshan: It was more than 1 million that year, which is a bit difficult.
Fan Wei: I understand this matter. I can't bear to let my child get away with the wolf.
Zhang Shuguang: It's not that serious. You haven't turned a profit in Zhao Zong for three months? How influential are you? Your fans, sketch fans and duet fans add up to hundreds of millions. You don't have to support them all, even if they are one in ten thousand ...
Zhao Benshan: That's more than that.
Zhang Shuguang: Yes, I just want to say at least. Every time one in ten thousand of your fans watch our game, the tickets are enough for us. When the time comes, hang your huge photo under the moon, and the audience will see the idol and enjoy the game, but it will not be full. Therefore, if you invest at most 5 million yuan, you will control hundreds of millions of dollars of capital, unless you have the appeal of Zhao Ge.
Fan Wei: Why are you talking? Brother Zhao has moisture? I'm telling you, this is China. If you leave the United States, do you know who Zhao4 ge is? I'm afraid you can't guess that culture. It's Reagan, the president who became stupid later.
Zhao Benshan: Don't talk nonsense, when are you stupid? People are "afraid of their minds". If they don't mind anything, they will be a good person. What do you think of him? He eats, drinks, gambles, cheats and steals, but they have never done anything? Pussy, I'm not talking about you. Don't pretend to understand, which makes people laugh.
Zhang Shuguang: I'm not doubting Zhao Ge's popularity. I think it's better to think ahead and settle accounts with my brothers.
Zhao Benshan: I see what you mean, that is, I will spend 5 million yuan to buy Liaozu, and then see what I can do. If I win this year, I can sell stocks in the United States next year.
Fan Wei: Hehe, Zhao Zong is smart, and he is thorough. He won the championship next year. .
Zhao Benshan: Champion is no problem. Ma Junren won several world champions with tortoise soup. My secret recipe is much better than tortoise soup. National champion is a piece of cake. My 5 million will become 5 million by then?
Zhang Shuguang: How can it be so little? Your influence is better than that of Baidu's gigolo. His stock is more than 7 dollars. Just like him, your 5 million shares are more than 3 million dollars.
Zhao Benshan: more than 3 million dollars? Let me see, it's 1 million, 1 million, 1 million, 1 million, 1 million, 1 million, 1 million, 1 million, 1 million.
Zhang Shuguang: The province asked me to sign a contract with Jackie Chan tomorrow ...
Zhao Benshan: What Jackie Chan? Aren't we settled?
Fan Wei: I said Shuguang, you are too careless. Why don't you play your cards according to the routine? Didn't we agree to let Zhao Zong be the chairman?
Zhang Shuguang: That's not what I mean. The key is the operation of our big capital. It's not clear whether the province will approve it or not. Jackie Chan's deposit is on the way.
Zhao Benshan: It's just a deposit. I just received one million advertising fees here. I'll take it for you now, and the contract will be signed tomorrow.
Zhang Shuguang: The contract is ready, isn't it too urgent? And the province doesn't know yet.
Zhao Benshan: What's the hurry? I'm resolute in everything I do. You bitches can tell you can't do great things. Bring me the contract, and I'll press my handprint.
Fan Wei: Look at Lao Zhao. He is courageous. Don't blame me for being fooled every year. People have to die than people, and goods have to be thrown away.
sign a contract, print a fingerprint and write a check.
Zhang Shuguang: OK, Zhao Zong, I'll report to the province now, and then arrange a press conference. You will take office on Monday.
Fan Wei: mm ~ ~ mm ~ ~ Well, Zhao Zong ~~
Zhao Benshan: What about you?
Fan Wei: Zhao Zong, what position do I hold in the team?
Zhao Benshan: Oh, you forgot about it. I'll tell you what. Let's stick to our old job and take charge of the whole building.
Fan Wei: Vice Chairman!
Zhao Benshan: What vice chairman? He is a security guard and hygienist.
Zhang Shuguang: Zhao Zong is just teasing you. We'll talk about the division of labor later. Let's go to the province first.
Fan Wei: Well, let's celebrate anyway.
Zhao Benshan and Zhang Shuguang: OK, let's replace wine with tea. Cheers.
Fan Wei: Slow down, slow down. I suggest that the slogan of Liaozu in the future is: "On success or failure, life is heroic, and it's a big deal ~ ~ Start all over again!" Cheers.
After going out, Fan Wei laughed: This big fool was finally taken in.
Zhang Shuguang: Brother-in-law, do you know the secret recipe mentioned by Lao Zhao?
Fan Wei: Hey, I saw through his little plan with a slight frown.
Zhang Shuguang: What?
Fan Wei leans close to Zhang Shuguang's ear: Who knows!
Character:
Zhang Shuguang: Playing the executive director of Liaozu Club and Fan Wei's brother-in-law.
Fan Wei: Play Zhao Benshan's partner, Puzi.
Zhao Benshan: a famous actor and entertainment tycoon.