Director: Yi Zhiyuan

Character: Director A and Director B's wife.

C —— Sister Liu (breeding individual boss)

Time: weekend location: living room

(One table and two stools on the stage)

(striding in) Hey, hey, oh, yes, yes, yes, I am. What? About the loan, hehe, it's the weekend and we'll talk about it at work next week. Ok ~' ok, that's it. (hangs up the phone) That's long-winded. Oh, I can tell you what a man is. I didn't know what a real man was until I got married. Who says it's hard to be a man now? It's not difficult to be a good person. Like me, I am very attractive.

Hey, I'm back.

Laugh-I can tell my male compatriots sitting here to be a man. In our family, if I want my wife to go west, she won't dare to go east. If I tell her to go up, she won't dare to go down. When she comes home, she will help me beat my back and shoulders, and it is not a problem to serve tea and water. If she doesn't listen, I'll slap her, slap her, slap her.

Who is husband b hitting?

Hehe wife, I'm playing Tai Chi.

B I see you are still playing. Go in ~ ~

Nowadays, with the rapid progress of society, people become faster. Men love to pull cows, and cows love to brag. Our family loves to talk about male chauvinism. If we don't give some color, we won't know half the sky. For men, we must be both hard and soft.

Look at me.

Husband? Husband?

Ah, here we come.

B Oh, my shoulder hurts.

Is it comfortable to have a black nail?

B be gentle.

corner

B is heavier.

Ella

B tried to kill me. Oh, my leg hurts.

Jiashufu bar

B good. Get a glass of water.

A good wife drinks water

B tried to burn me.

A: Oh, honey, are you all right? (Being pushed by his wife to sit down and massage)

A: "Where are we going for our wedding anniversary?"

B: "Go where I have never been!"

A "Let's go to the kitchen."

After my husband B got married, you are still so kind to me, and sometimes I scold you. You're not mad at me, are you?

A married couple doesn't know anyone. If you are familiar with it, you can scold me and hit me, but don't insult me.

B Hehe, really?

A Yes, as long as I hear your gentle voice like a goat, I get dizzy.

B that's impossible. Can't fall. What will I do when you arrive?

What about a? Is there anything you can't do? Comfortable.

B By the way, tomorrow is my mother's birthday. Now go and buy some presents.

A: OK, OK (I haven't changed my fish skirt, and I'm going to walk out the door).

B Hehe, change it.

Ok, then I'll go (still nodding comfortably)

Fuck you (a shakes his head)

C is difficult to put into pig production, so it is easy to "study" everything (knock on the door)

B is back so soon.

Excuse me, is this director Zhang Wuli?

B yes.

C knew at a glance that a good wife and mother was the wife of director Zhang, which is a well-known saying. Behind every successful leader is a beautiful and gentle woman.

B Hehe, who are you?

C, I am you. You are A Xiang, Class 7, High School.

You are sister Liu from Class Seven. Yes, I haven't seen you for years. I am an old classmate. Now you are ~ ~'

Yes, nice to meet you.

Ding, don't always stand and talk. Come in and talk.

C: Take care of these things (bring gifts). Nothing to you.

What is Ding doing? Sister Liu, sit down first.

C okay, okay, okay.

What is Sister Liu Ding doing now?

Third, I'm back to develop now. Isn't the whole country building a new countryside? I would rather come back to be my own boss and make use of the existing land resources, so I opened a farm at home.

B Well, he's the boss now, hehe.

What boss are you now?

B I want to # turn from the fat egg sketch:: www.pangdan.com# I just got married years ago. How did you know my family was coming?

Oh, to tell you the truth, I'm here to see Director Zhang of your. I didn't expect that it was you who became the daughter-in-law of the Zhang family.

What do you want to do when you go to school? Sister Liu went to the hospital with me behind my back for 3 days. Everything is done very well. I really don't know what I would have done without you at that time. I'm always with my family. My husband talked about you and said that I have a good sister like you.

That is, you went out to work and couldn't reach you.

C. don't mention the past.

Second, if anything happens to Sister Liu, tell her that her family listens to me.

Third, I tell you, isn't the credit cooperative loan for you, Director Zhang? I want to open a pig farm and expand it. I want to see if there is any problem with this loan.

B no problem

is that true

Sister Liu, because of your relationship with my sister, I will help you when he comes back. Come on, don't always talk, sit down.

C (laughing happily) Then I'm welcome, Xiangxiang. I didn't buy anything at all.

Listen, listen, don't do this.

Bing En's name is Lean, your old classmate. This is a piece of cake. Larry, fix it, fix it.

Ding really doesn't want you to sit down first. I'll get some water.

C: Oh, what luck. Seeing old classmates seems promising. If you don't know what you bought, you should be grateful.

A (happy to come up and bring gifts)

C (at first glance) Oh, I'm afraid there's another gift giver. There are so many things to move.

Hey, who are you?

I'm (getting ready to go in)

D: Oh, dear, this is Sister Liu whom I have often told you about.

A Hehe (coming in and putting it down) Hello.

Director Zhang

Don't call me that, just call me Xiao Zhang.

Husband c

Ah, ah, ah What is this?

Sister Liu Ding wants to get some loans. You know how to do it.

Wife a, this job thing doesn't mean you can.

What's wrong with Ding?

Wife A's job is work, so we can't talk together.

Ding, listen to me at home.

Answer yes.

Ding, that's right You have to listen to me at home now.

Isn't that what happened?

Ding, I don't care about this. You should do it well.

A wife's work principle cannot be violated. You have to listen to me.

Ding is still talking. Let's go

A Hey, how's your situation?

Director Zhang, you must help me with this matter. I run a breeding factory, expand the scale and want to borrow money. Look at this. Friends are friends. This is a little something. You must accept it.

Sister Liu, what are you doing, moving things to give gifts,

I already know yours.

C: How do you know?

A: Our credit cooperatives have learned about the farmers' enterprises around us. I know your situation. Why do you want to give gifts?

C: Who doesn't know now? You can't do anything without a gift!

A: Oh, you really don't want to give this gift.

C: That's right. Who wants to give a gift? There's nothing we can do.

It seems that you don't understand the policies of our rural credit cooperatives.

Let's have a look (see information)

A Our bank's micro-credit loans for farmers are based on "voucher issuance, on-demand loans, quota control and recycling", especially your small agriculture-related enterprises, which have become the highlight of contemporary rural economy and increasingly become the support objects of rural credit cooperatives. Even if you don't come, we will take the initiative to come to serve you, as long as it meets the requirements. All loans can be issued.

C this ``````````.

Dina, about the loan

A: Don't worry. What happened to the peasant brothers is our own business.

B ok, these things.

It is not easy for our peasant brothers to make money. We'd better take these things back.

C is familiar with words; Listening to you is better than studying for ten years.

Is your performance over?

A Hehe, soon.

A: We must firmly believe that under the correct leadership of the Party and the government, as long as Qi Xin and Qi Xin make concerted efforts, rural credit cooperatives will always be the solid economic backing of farmers' friends all over the country.

A, C and B, let's go up a storey still higher and build a new socialist countryside.

The whole play is over.