2. Thanks for the acquaintance in this life. I'm fascinated by you. I am sure that you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB!
I can't help loving you. I'm crazy about you. I couldn't sleep all night. You always move me. I just want to say, I love you-football.
Every time a drunk takes off his clothes at the door and enters the house, his wife can't help opening the door. One day, he was drunk again, took off his clothes and started knocking at the door as usual. The car door opened and a voice came out: Next stop, Fuxing Road.
5. This email contains anthrax virus. For the safety of you and your family, please go to the hospital for examination immediately, and then dig a deep pit to bury your mobile phone.
6. According to the survey statistics, a group of new human beings appeared in 20 16 years, including four idiots: those who hanged themselves in love failure, those who took medicine without illness or disaster, those who signed invalid contracts, and those who looked at mobile phones and giggled! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!
7. May Day Golden Week! Value-for-money luxury tour, tractor pick-up, mountain climbing tour of Beijiang River, taro digging, sweet potato eating and chicken shit picking! It only costs ten yuan to enter the five-star cowshed (hotel)! Sign up quickly!
8. People are really tired when they are alive. When they are standing, they want to sleep, they have to wait in line for the bus, and they are tired from work ... Oh, it doesn't matter. What I can't stand most is that I have to pay for texting pigs!
9. Monkey Search Notice: I lost a hairy monkey. Features: dirty, full of snot, holding a mobile phone, I can read text messages. After reading the short message, the monkey loves to write back to his master! Master misses you now!
10 have you heard the story of the race between the tortoise and the hare? Do you want to know the story behind the game? Why did the rabbit lose to the tortoise? It's actually quite simple. The rabbit was dumbfounded at the sign on the finish tree-the book said: the tortoise reached the finish line first!
1 1. You ate too much last night and had diarrhea. I'll take you to the hospital. The doctor took a look at you and said to me angrily, "This is a people's hospital, not a pet hospital. Hurry and send it somewhere else. "
12, April Fool's Day is coming, and a virus is spreading through SMS. The characteristics of this short message are: April Fool's Day; Poisoning symptoms: the person who receives the text message is in a daze and stupid first, and then laughs inexplicably. Solution: Send him a blessing and wish him a happy April Fool's Day.
13, I bought a computer two days ago and set your photo as a desktop. You have a sweet smile, but I always feel that something is wrong. It was not until one day that my friend asked me that I suddenly realized. He asked: Why do you always use pigs as a desktop?
14, I sent you this message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this ten-cent message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight!
15, April Fool's Day is here, and I am happy to tell you that if you still frown today, you are a fool; Happiness also wants me to tell you: if you laugh today, you are fooled; It's up to you to laugh or not. Happy April Fool's Day to you.
16, the weather is getting worse, and I care about you very much; Cover the quilt at night, and be careful that your feet are frozen; Eating bones will supplement calcium; Don't call me bad, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Day, as its name implies, is a day to fool fools. I silently pray in my heart that you are extremely clever and show your talents. If you are bald, don't blame me. Happy April Fool's Day.
18, I have fallen in love with you since I met you! Your fragrance will remain in my mind forever! My lips are always warm! Thank you for having you in my life: spicy chicken burger.
19, you are ranked second, and your daughter-in-law is Niu Er. You gave birth to a son named two dog and the dog's girlfriend named Er Ya. That day, two ducks ran away, two dogs were chasing, and you were shouting. This is "the dog barks at the duck"!
20. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after many calls. Happy April Fool's Day!
2 1, with the beautiful rhythm of spring, I send you new greetings. Silent days always make you worry, while sunny moments bring you bursts of laughter. May every moment of your life be safe and beautiful! Dear, happy April Fool's Day!
22. Let's break up. Although many lonely nights haunt me because you are not lonely, it hurts my heart too much. Now I finally understand that smoking is harmful to health.
23. A man who can move mountains is called Yu Gong, a man who can swim is called a mermaid, a man who can catch talking goldfish is called a fisherman, and a man who can spend today happily is called a fool. Happy April Fool's Day to you.
24. Funny sayings: It's too late to steal the bell. It's no big deal. Why can't you sweep the world without cleaning the house? When I looked up, I found the moonlight was there. He was as stupefied as an arrow, and it was a thousand miles away.
25. congratulations Your wife gave birth to another boy for you at home. You've been out for two years, and you don't come back to have a look.
26. After receiving the notice from the superior, April Fool's Day is also a holiday: one minute for capable people, ten minutes for smart people, half an hour for smart people, one hour for ordinary people and half a day for stupid people! Alas, people like me can't take a vacation basically, and they may have to work overtime! I envy you, and I can have a beautiful day again! Wish you a happy holiday in advance!
27. I live in a humble abode, live in a cowardly way, live in a fire nest, look like a melon, eat wowotou, and April Fool's Day is here. I wish you and your colleagues a happy life.
28. Weather forecast: In April 1 day, the northerly wind turns to light rain, and the wind is wrapped in RMB and some gold bars. Please pay special attention, please bring your helmet and sacks, and make a fortune on April Fool's Day. I wish you "money" happiness and prosperity.
29, the latest fitness method: stand on one leg, head to one side, stand with one leg bent, and then quickly straighten, so that the body leaves the ground and does free fall. At the same time, if you hit your head with one hand, the water in your brain will flow out of your ear hole. Do it!
30. I wonder where you are? Are you hungry? I know it's hard out there. You must be in pain. Come back! I promise you will never use that leash to restrict your freedom again! Happy April Fool's Day!
3 1. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together and say emotionally, "Little son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!"
32. This is a necessary warning to you: the battery will be detonated because hackers have invaded your mobile phone system! Please remove the cell phone battery immediately and throw it five meters away. Remember!
Don't put your handsome face so close, be careful that my respect affects your appetite; The food is very good, I hope you don't be so civilized when you eat; Well, the biggest wish is to get a good price when weighing at the end of the year.
I've been meaning to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!
35. April fool's day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April Fool's Day is not only interesting, but also sincere. April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish "Benben" to keep pace with the times and "Benben" to sink into yan zhen.
36. I wrote an unknown poem. Few people in the world know it. Only fools and I know about it. A fool is reading it!
37. April 1 has arrived. Some friends want to play a joke on you! Happiness is to blindfold you and let you guess who it is; "Happiness" will live in your home, eat and drink in your home; "Health" will take the opportunity to secretly pat you a few times, and it will always follow you but just won't let you find out. Do you think you can hide? Take it away quickly! Ha ha! April Fool's Day wishes you happiness and health!
38. Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all my life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~ Happy April Fool's Day!
39. When you are empty and lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, cut it, cut it, and at the same time, you can vent yourself and shout: I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen. ...
40! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork! Happy April Fool's Day!
4 1, when you are in a bad mood, you can take out your little brother and stare at it and meditate on its spirit, whether it is long or short, thick or thin, soft or hard, and learn from it. What are the current difficulties?
Speaking of your appearance, I don't want to discourage you. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. You are easy to get shot by running in the street like this.
43. A person can't covet comfort, a nation can't covet comfort, and a country can't covet comfort. People who love ease are doomed to play with things and do nothing; A nation that yearns for comfort is doomed to decline, without vitality and creativity; A country that loves ease will inevitably be eliminated and abandoned in the increasingly fierce international competition; Dude, don't lie in the pigsty for comfort, contact and take you to get some air!
44. You are a smart (a little slow), caring (a little stupid) and honest friend, so you are the best to me.
Baby, you are the sun in my heart, the moon in front of me, the fragrance of flowers under my nose, the breeze in my ear, the clouds above me and the clear spring behind me. Unfortunately, I accidentally trampled you to death-Xiao Qiang, a grasshopper!
46. Life has its ups and downs. Life is not lonely because of you. Maybe happiness is just a temporary possession. Because of you, it will be eternal. You bring me joy and happiness, my puppy!
47. Look at the earthquake information, which is the strong source this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't lust after outdoor activities. Be careful of the earthquake, you will die. Take the whole family to the sun, safety first, silly. Happy April Fool's Day!
48. 10086 Warm reminder that your mobile phone has been poisoned. In order not to affect your normal use, please soak it in 84 disinfectant as soon as possible. I wish you a smooth job and a happy life. Finally, I wish you all a happy April Fool's Day!
49. When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.
Today we are together, tomorrow we will go our separate ways. Whether we meet again or not, I just want you to cherish it, because I once loved you, dear little fatty. The doctor said I really can't eat fatty liver any more.
5 1, you go to You Jiang by canoe. You are charming and the wind is singing. Right and wrong go with the wind, and it is difficult to rest after drinking. Bad columns are full of bamboo drunkenness, and playing (egg) pills is full of leisure. Please look at the first word of each sentence and read it together.
52. The stars and the moon are hanging in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon has a lot on his mind, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are in love, the old matchmaker is a myth, and there is a fool who doesn't talk and squints at his mobile phone.
53. In your career, you are a "fool" with the spirit of moving mountains; You are a fisherman in life, and you can always capture happiness; April Fool's Day is here. May you stick to the "fool's pleasure" to the end.
54. I wish you happiness. I care about your happiness. "Fools" are not afraid to move mountains. When people see people laughing, they will admire others. "Festival" and holidays will move stones. "Fast" clothes will never be annoying, and "happiness" will touch the world.
55. It's wonderful to kiss you once. Kiss you twice like a fairy. Kiss you three times and your temperature will rise. Kiss you four times. I want to go to heaven. The last kiss was dark Honey. I really can't live without you-Erguotou; Good wine!
In the sky, everyone has a piece of cloth, which represents his conscience. If he does something bad once, there will be a hole. One day God suddenly said to you: It's hot, let others use your cloth as a mosquito net! Happy April Fool's Day!
57. Wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, ignorance, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom and wisdom. Dude, don't bother! Even if you hide among saints, you will still be caught! Wipe your nose for the holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!
58. Throw bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, turning into a madman; It is a waste that the golden jade is defeated outside; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun together!
59. Dear customer, your mobile phone number won the first prize in our company's activities. The prize is a reunion, a warmth, a true love and a blessing. Please bring your ID card, get dressed, and bring your wife and children to collect it in two days.
Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psychopath who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!
6 1, the fireflies in the dark are called sparkling, stand out from the crowd, stand out from the crowd, the horses in the donkeys are called outstanding, the pigs in the pigsty are called handsome, and you stand with the orangutans and call them … handsome!
Today, April Fool's Day, a special order for fools was issued. It's great to learn to bark like a puppy. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will not stop; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.
63. Season with gutter oil, fill your stomach with poisonous rice, paste your mouth with beef sauce, fatten your mouth with lean meat, eat dyed steamed bread, and let the salt king hit you on the back. After thinking about it, apart from my friends, only I am the most reliable. In short, damn it!
Since we last met, your promise is what I long for. I hope for you every day, miss you every night, think about it when I sleep, think about it when I work, think about it when I walk, and think about it when I eat. You still owe me a meal, my friend. Happy April Fool's Day!
65. The Tang Priest and his disciples came to the Flame Mountain. The Tang Priest asked Wukong to borrow a banana fan and let Friar Sand look for water. Suddenly he shouted angrily at Pig Bajie: Fat pig, you still have time to look at your mobile phone!
66. Sleep in at ordinary times, be responsible for fooling around, run when you see people, and shout when there is a voice. It's ridiculous to think of it, my friend. Don't look at it Dogs bite mice and mind their own business. April Fool's Day is here. May you laugh happily!
67. You are wearing a red cloth pocket, a pair of crossed trousers and a pair of yellow cloth shoes. You jump up and down happily. From a distance, Nezha seems to kowtow on the hot wheels. Take a closer look: my god, puppies can dress themselves up as non-mainstream!
68. When April Fool's Day arrives, send a text message to a circle of friends, and the people watching it giggle; Clear heart, calm mind, success and pride accompany you; Brother Zhu, don't be silly. This message was sent incorrectly. Happy April Fool's Day, piggy.
69. An orangutan came to the zoo and looked extremely ugly. Tourists didn't spit after seeing it. The first day I went to see it, and I threw up. The next day you went to see it, and the orangutan vomited. I want to know why the gap between people is so big!
70. Excuse me! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please accept it. If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!
7 1, people say that whoever sends a text message in the middle of the night will reply, and he will always remember you. I want to know whether this is true or not, so I send it to you. In addition, I also remind everyone not to forget to go to the toilet!
72. I hope you can give someone a rose with a "stupid" fragrance, live beautifully and be tolerant of "people", live a happy life with sesame blossoms, and the road to happiness is "fast" and try to "enjoy" it.
73. It is very hot in summer. Some people say that sleeping with pets can calm your heart, so it won't be so hot. I tried to do it. As a result, my penguin died the next day, so I plan to sleep with you tonight.
74. Urgent notice: A patient escaped from a mental hospital in our city and is wandering in the street. Please be careful! The characteristics of this patient: I like to read information with a fake mobile phone! The mantra: psycho!
75. Today, I have a new plan: send some beautiful women to men, send some handsome men to women, send some lollipops to children, send some solatium to the elderly, and most importantly, send some blessings to fools. Happy April Fool's Day!
76, male correction, full of energy, wearing a big thick makeup. With a long beard and a bright head, he felt confused and disappointed. Panicked, hurried and busy, looking around frequently. Don't panic, don't be nervous, this is the festival! April Fool's Day is coming. Have fun!
77. A group of hunters were curious about the pig trap: Why did you sleep in it when the pig was not caught? He kept saying, "One more, one more." I kept kissing my hand. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!
78. I didn't threaten you. You have never sent me a message these days. Apologize to me quickly and invite me to dinner every day! Otherwise, I will post your mobile phone number on the street and add a few words: * * hotline!
79. Do you often feel the signal is unstable when talking on your mobile phone? Now there is a solution: please call in the future to ensure the stability of the signal.
80. Congratulations on being chosen as the first Bai Fumei in the world by all the judges in the global beauty contest. Because you have reached the standard in "idiot", "rich" and "smelly"! Happy April Fool's Day to you.
8 1, please read the following numbers quickly: 25252525252525. .............................................................................................................................................
82. The rooster and hen are husband and wife. They are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are very anxious and hide to see the chicken. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.
83. You are a sentimental crow, you are a lively frog, you are a sweet potato that emerges from the mud but is not stained, and you are a fiery prawn in my heart. That cute fool who read my message, how are you now?
Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? When I saw the underline on the dress on the beautiful girl's chest, I couldn't help reaching out and clicking it.
85. You made clothes out of white clouds and borrowed the right wing from birds. You flew in front of me like an arrow. Tell me? The bird man looks like this!
86. The vast sky makes you soar, beautiful stories are played by you, kind children should chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle!
87. The flood happened in the south, and both sides of the Yangtze River are my homes. The flood is merciless, so please send me a message. Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes are leaking. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please give me an answer.
88. The Ministry of Public Security issued five new bans: it is forbidden to pretend to be busy with work and ignore me! Don't get rich. Forget me! If you are in trouble, don't help me Don't eat and don't call me! Don't think of me when you are forbidden to make time! The requirements must be implemented!
89. Honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can sell it at a good price!
90. "You can't have your cake and eat it". Except you, I saw you sitting high in the lobby of the hotel, holding "bear's paw" in your left hand, "fish" in your right hand and "Erguotou" in your mouth. My God, you are the legendary "Erlang God".
9 1. In this boring world, there is a boring me. I use my boring time to send you a boring short message and ask you a more boring question: Are you bored?
92. Winning 5 million in the lottery, the business was promoted to the backbone; The house loan was repaid, and when I woke up, I became a martyr. You are so beautiful!
93. Today, I want to tell you what I have been holding back for a long time. Don't cry anymore. It's really hard to see when you cry, but when you think about it later, it looks better when you don't cry. Today is April Fool's Day. Smile, and I'll comment after laughing! Happy April Fool's Day!
94. When the beautiful woman in the street beckons, the street lamp should also be seen; The beautiful woman in the street waved and all the tall buildings wanted to kiss. The street beauty waved her hand three times and the earth braked back.
No matter how high the mountain is, how far the road is, how deep the sea is, how wide the sky is, how changeable the clouds are, how strong the wind is, how crazy the rain is, how long the night is, how real the feelings are, how happy people are and how stupid the meaning is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!
96. When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and arrow on your back, you will find wolves in front and ghosts behind. Excuse me: Did you shoot a wolf or a ghost? No matter what you are, I wish you a happy April fool's day!
97. I love you. I don't want to drink tea. I'm crazy about you. I dream about you. I'm crazy about you. Just want to say to you, I love you-dear "Yu Gong"-Happy April Fool's Day!
98. Mobile phones can be charged in the sun, soaked in water to prevent aging, and placed in the toilet to prevent radiation. These are little-known secrets, and I won't tell most people!
99. Experts have recently invented a versatile computer disk, which is called a floppy disk when it is soft, a hard disk when it stands upright, and an optical disk when its coat is stripped off.
Honey, you must believe that I like being with you. Because we look up at the sky together, bird droppings always like to fall on your face; We go out for an outing together, and dog poop always likes to be at your feet; We grew up together and played together. Ape dung always likes to be in your hands! Happy April Fool's Day!
10 1, set up a stall outside to do divination, and was about to do divination for a beautiful woman when it suddenly began to rain. When it rained, she got up and left. I quickly asked her, "Sincerity is spirit. Can such a small rain beat you? " As she walked, she said, "Your calculation is not accurate anyway, and you can't work!" " I am a little excited: "Not yet, how do you know!" "Ha ha, if you are accurate, can you go out without an umbrella? Get wet! "
102, today is April Fool's Day. We decided to choose typical key training to make some people "stupid" first, so that they can be stupid enough to make others stupid and finally entertain themselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!
103, career will not seek "stupidity", love will never be "stupid", and it often makes use of "stupidity". Financial resources roll in every year, and good luck will end in stupidity every day. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
104. My eyes have never left you since 1 meeting. Three students are fortunate to be your beauties. I miss you 45 times today, and I miss you 60 times, with 708 memories and 99 happy hearts floating. Say 10, today is April Fool's Day.
105. Blessing is not my intention; Greetings are not just a few words; Have a lingering fear and lock it in your heart; Missing has nothing to do with you; Memories, April Fool's Day: Funny is my purpose; Unfortunately, there is only one truth to tell you: I miss you, and I hope you will send me a short message to show that you have not forgotten me.
106, hi ~ Yesterday I let you touch my hand, today I let you touch my mouth. Maybe tomorrow I will consider letting you feel my hot body. In this drizzly day, I hold you and look at you. I'm really fascinated by your body odor. I love your soul mate.
107, once the legs of the table in our dormitory were short, and we padded it with turtles for a semester. Finally, it was still alive, and two guys said I was an animal.
108, what happened? I called your mobile phone just now, and after the bell rang, the phone prompt said: The other party is streaking, please redial later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.
109, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. How can you seek a bosom friend when the sword goes sideways and wanders the rivers and lakes? A hero is a post bar, and a friend is also a friend. Wulitou Alliance elected you as the leader of Fulin, and invited you to return to the state of war on April 1 day, with joint code name: Paste!
1 10, when you see this message, congratulations, you have stood out from 99 competitors, you have won my love, do you want to come out and celebrate? Happy April Fool's Day!
11/April Fool's Day is coming. I'm going to give you a pair of "stupid shoes", a "stupid clothes" for your feet, an "stupid umbrella" for your body and your first cup of "stupid water". Wishing April Fool's Day wisdom and happiness!
1 12. Yesterday, someone said that your IQ was like a pig, and I was angry on the spot! Had a fight with him. Don't people know that I don't know you? You are too kind to disgrace the name of the pig.
1 13, congratulations! Today, a customer won this year's SMS Award. The prize is a big goldfish worth 800,000 yuan, which makes the customer the owner of this goldfish, referred to as "fisherman". Huh? Why doesn't this customer receive the prize? Oh, he is still reading the text message I sent him. Happy April Fool's Day!