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People: Xiaohua, brother, monitor, teacher.

Time: at the beginning of school

Venue: Xiaohua's home

Brother: (Tidying up, packing clothes and washing utensils in the travel bag, sighing) Hey-mom is still in the hospital for treatment, and she stopped taking medicine in the hospital. (to the audience) Why do you ask me? The hospitalization fee paid is used up! My younger brother Xiaohua (proudly) is doing well in his studies in Grade Three this year. He won the first place in the class in the exam last year! Ah-but he actually said he would drop out of school and stop studying. He has been clamoring to go out to work with me. This morning, I sent him to school to register. Keep them quiet. I want to work in the south, too.

(Xiaohua timidly lies on the ground).

Brother: Xiaohua, have you signed up? Come back so soon?

Xiaohua: (blushing, politely helping my brother tidy up, pleading) Brother, you'd better take me to work.

Brother: (resolutely) No! You go to school!

Xiaohua: (shaking his brother's hand) Brother-just say yes, I can bear hardships. My mother is in poor health and my family owes me a lot of money, so I can't study with peace of mind. We two brothers work together to earn money to treat our mother.

Brother: Xiaohua, it's not that I don't promise you. You are still young, even if you go out, no one dares to use you! Besides, I haven't learned anything, so I can only do some manual work outside, and I don't have much money. No knowledge, not easy to mix! You should study more, go to high school and go to college. ...

Xiaohua: (pouting) I don't even remember junior high school! Still in high school and college! Mom has no money to see a doctor, so there is still money to study!

Brother: What are you talking about? (takes out more than 100 yuan from his pocket, all in small bills, counts one hundred, and hands it to Xiaohua) This is for your living expenses and the money for your mother's hospitalization. I will ask my uncle to go to the credit cooperative for a loan. I'll pay you back when I get paid.

Xiaohua: No, I don't want it! Leave the money to my mother to see a doctor.

Brother: (roar) Xiaohua!

Xiaohua: Hum, if you don't take me, I'll go to Xi 'an alone. (Pick up the stool and sit aside)

Brother: (angry, turning around and pointing to Xiaohua), hey-you stupid brain, what do you want me to say!

(teacher, monitor)

Monitor: (rubbing his legs and pointing to the front) Ouch, I walked more than 20 miles on the mountain road and finally arrived at Xiaohua's house! Teacher, this is Xiaohua's home.

Teacher: Xiaohua-

Monitor: Xiaohua-Xiaohua's classmate-

Xiaohua: (opens the door and only sees the monitor) What are you shouting?

Monitor: Hey, Xiaohua, why don't you go to school?

Xiaohua: Go to what! I don't study!

Monitor: (angry) Who do you want to be my father? ! Good intentions are not rewarded! (turns to the teacher indignantly) Look, teacher-

Teacher: (sternly) Xiaohua!

Xiaohua: (Only then did I find the teacher standing next to the monitor, bowing her head in panic and tearing her skirts) Teacher ... me. ...

Brother: Oh, here comes the teacher. Xiaohua, come into the house quickly. Don't make tea for the teacher!

Teacher, the monitor came into the room and sat down. Xiaohua poured tea and handed it to the teacher and monitor. )

Teacher: (taking the tea) Thank you. It's been three days since school started. Why didn't you go to school?

Xiaohua: No money to sign up.

Teacher: You didn't watch TV. The government has good policies this year. ...

Xiaohua: There is no TV at home!

Brother: (to Xiaohua) You took choking medicine! (Turning to the teacher) Teacher, don't be angry. He is just making a scene and wants to go out to work with me.

Teacher: Working? Xiaohua, your grades are good. You should go to high school or college. With the implementation of the nine-year compulsory education this year, the government has exempted students from tuition and miscellaneous fees, provided textbooks on a voluntary basis, and subsidized the living expenses of some students with difficulties!

Brother: (surprised) Really? Small flowers can also be exempted from testing?

Teacher: Yes. We have investigated your family and know that your mother has been ill all the year round. According to the policy, Xiaohua's tuition and fees are all free! Not only does he not have to pay tuition, but he can also get the living expenses of 120 yuan! (Handing Xiaohua a leaflet of two exemptions and one supplement) Look at this.

Xiaohua: (looking at the leaflet) A big pie fell from the sky! Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say.

Monitor: You don't believe the list clearly? You didn't go to school these days, of course you don't know!

Xiaohua: Sorry, teacher! Sorry, monitor! Just now I wanted to make you angry and go to work in Shenzhen with my brother.

Teacher: (Laughter) I think Xiaohua, who has always been polite, has suddenly become rude.

Monitor: (teasing) Xiaohua, you really caught a big pie!

Xiaohua: What pie? (Rubbing his stomach and reaching out) I'm a little hungry. Come on, let me try. ...

Monitor: (waving Xiaohua's hand) You should be beautiful!

Teacher: (solemnly) Yesterday afternoon, the monitor talked about your difficulties at the class meeting. The students realized that your mother was hospitalized in the town hospital and you had no money to buy medicine. You are afraid to go to school because there is no registration fee. Everyone wanted to help you, so they took out their pocket money. Teachers and classmates in other classes know about it and come to donate money. It is true that one party is in trouble and all parties support it!

(The song "Dedication of Love"' As long as everyone gives a love ...')

Monitor: (takes out the money and puts it in Xiaohua's hand) This is a donation from teachers and classmates, totaling 866.9 yuan. Well-take it to my aunt and pay the hospitalization fee. Hurry up and treat the disease!

Xiaohua: (excitedly) teacher, monitor ... (deeply bows)

Senior Brother: (Bowing) Thank you, teacher. Thank you, students! Thank the government! (to Xiaohua) Xiaohua, you should study hard and don't live up to everyone's expectations of you!

Xiaohua: (with tears in her eyes, nodding) Hmm ... hmm (to express hesitation, etc.) ...

Teacher: (stroking Xiaohua's shoulder) Xiaohua, everyone is waiting for you to go back, study together, get into high school and college together, and build a bright future together!

Monitor: Xiaohua, the teacher is coming to pick you up. Let's go to school together!

Brother: (takes out his schoolbag and carries it on Xiaohua's back) You go to school with the teacher. I earn money to see my mother so that you can go to college. You should study hard, master more knowledge, and repay the government, teachers and classmates!

Xiaohua: Hmm-brother, I know. I will study hard! Teacher, let's go to school.

Teacher: OK! Xiaohua, let's go to school (get off with the monitor and Xiaohua)

Brother: Hey, Xiaohua is really blessed to catch up with such a good era! (Numbers to Treasure)

The national policy is really good,

Compulsory education is really a trick!

Free of tuition and fees,

Subsidize the living expenses of the poor.

Huimin policy warms people's hearts,

Build a harmonious new society!

Funny sketch script: running to the moon together

Zhao Ben deleted the song "Dandan: Running to the Moon"

Song egg carrying a bundle of celery:

I'm worried about holidays,

Stay at home with the elderly all day.

We agreed to travel to America,

Who knows that a pimple plane crashed into the building?

Song egg paid the key to the door, and the deletion of the home slammed on the computer and sighed:

The moon on August 15th is fine.

The chat room looks very noisy.

Looking for PLMM on the Internet,

Only to find that it is really too early to get married.

……

Alas, it's a coincidence that my daughter-in-law came back.

She always thinks I talk to her too little,

On a big festival,

Well, I'd better turn off the computer quickly.

Song meatballs into the house, after deleting celery smile apologetically:

Well, is the leader back?

Song balls didn't good the spirit:

Where are you going if you don't come back? I want to go to the moon. Can you buy me a ticket?

Zhao Ben deleted the spirit:

What about the moon? It is not that no one has been there. Not to mention Eminem in the United States, China people also have a pioneer-a man named Chang 'e flew, didn't he?

Song Dan replied:

Do you know why Chang 'e flew to the moon, do you know-

Hey, at that time, I was a flower on the Internet.

Why did I marry you without paying attention, a big papaya?

Chang 'e left because her husband Hou Yi didn't talk to him, which hurt his self-esteem, you know? Ever since we got broadband, you've been chatting online all day, and you don't even have to look at me. Sitting in front of the computer like a silly goose ... only by opening the girl's heart can I recall our shadow.

Zhao Ben deleted got a fright:

We have to listen to our wife,

It seems that her self-esteem has been seriously hurt this time.

As soon as I turned around and rolled up a bag, I really wanted to leave the earth.

I must relive the loneliness of bachelors. ...

..... Leader, today is the reunion festival. I decided to stop the internet, chat with my daughter-in-law, have dinner with my daughter-in-law and watch the moon with her. I am an escort who is not afraid of public security attacks.

Hearing this, the song Dan Le:

That's great-

Wash the celery first, then beat the eggs.

Boil some noodles in boiling water,

You are exercising in the kitchen.

I looked online,

……

Although I haven't been online for a long time,

My reputation is still great,

GGDD recognized a bunch of them,

Wait for me to visit one by one.

Zhao Ben deleted the celery he carried with him: