2. After years of constant hard work and struggle, I finally went from a clueless teenager to a clueless youth.
three. When I was a child, I always heard people say to me, "It doesn't matter if you don't look good now, you'll look good in a few years when you grow up." Ten years have passed, I did not grow open, but want to open up.
Four. Gently I left, just as I gently came. I shake the sack and take not a cabbage with me.
5. Someone said to you. My family flushed the toilet with mineral water, how do you respond? I pissed out all of them are royal salute!
6. The world's most disloyal is money. I said I would go out together, and then it did not come back with me; the most loyal is the meat, grandmother, how to get rid of can not be shaken off!
VII. What's wrong with having a fat girlfriend? For the same money, you pick the biggest one.
VIII. Girls do not go out alone at night, really dangerous, full of street barbecue night snacks desserts, no one to discourage can not help but randomly into a family, you have to grow several pounds.
9. My son is one and a half years old. Today, finally will open the mouth to speak, the first sentence is actually "called Dad", old man is so teach you?
Ten. I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm sure you're a good person, and I'm sure you're not a good person.
xi. Big data show that quitting smoking can extend your life by nearly ten years. So repeatedly quit smoking and then smoking and then quitting again, you will get eternal life.
12. As a child than academic performance. Growing up than paycheck to paycheck, and now even walking a road than the number of steps! Let me go, I just want to be a garbage with the world, but when I really do garbage only to find that actually even the garbage have to be classified!
Thirteen. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has had enough to do nothing.
14. Taking the car on the highway. Almost to the service area, the driver roared a voice: to go to the bathroom neatly ah, ready in advance! Next to a buddy weakly asked sentence: how do we prepare in advance? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'm going to be able to do it.
Fifteen. I said I like a very good boy, but feel no chance, my mother said you afraid of what, you are poor, but can have access to such a good person, that he is destined to have this.
Sixteen. I have not lost weight for so many years, just for that year when you parted that "take care".
17. I: "Son. How many points this time?" Son frowned: "Dad, next time you want to hit me, can you change the excuse?"
18. I was asleep at home at night when a rumble of thunder woke me up. She threw her arms around me and said she was scared. I lit up a cigarette and took a drag, to be honest I'm a little scared now too, I remember I obviously live alone.
XIX. The beauty of a woman is that she is so stupid that she has no regrets; the beauty of a man is that he lies and talks like a ghost in the daytime.
Twenty. It feels like the whole world is getting engaged. I'm not sure if I'm a good person, but I'm a good person. I'm the only one who's busy giving gifts.
Twenty-one. It feels like the internet is a black hole, the faster the internet goes, the slower the world goes, I just glance at my phone and then look up and two hours have passed on earth.
xii. The best friend is always the wallet, and when it's thin, we're incredibly heartbroken.
23. So many people are going to hit the south wall. It must be very lucrative to go and fix the south wall!
24. Writing homework sleepy to sleep, tell yourself: that's your zhangzhi, that's your Jiangshan, that's your people. Then instantly awake, I want to be a generation of Mingjun!