The New Edition of One Mountain in Gong Yu

A foolish old man moved mountains and moved his heart.

At first, Yu Gong didn't want to do anything. He is over 90 years old, and his children are full. He doesn't want to eat or drink. He saw the next day strolling at the foot of the mountain, so he went to his neighbor's house and listened to those old friends talk about the past and the present. The days passed day by day. However, I can't bear to see something new on TV every day. He made a fortune everywhere, and the silly old man felt itchy. He felt that he was full of energy and had nowhere to do. He wants to do something, to stretch his muscles and bones, and to leave a thought for future generations and villagers while still moving. What should I do? Gong Yu strolled to the foot of the mountain and looked at the Taihang Mountain and the Prince of Wu in front of his house. He was very happy. Everything is fine in Beishan. As long as the seeds are sown, the yellow land will sprout upwards, and there are more wild vegetables and fruits than you can eat. It is these two mountains that block the place, so it can't be shipped out and can't make money. If these two mountains were moved to another place, there would be how bright!

Gong Yu wanted to settle accounts with someone, so he called his old friend Hequ Zhicuo. Yugong and Zhicuo became sworn brothers when they were young, and exchanged positions. What they admire most is Zhisou. They have read books and their brains are flexible. They can see three bends in everything. Zhisou came from Hequ, and as soon as he sat down, he heard that he was going to move mountains. He got up and said, "What? Your brother is moving two mountains? No, at your age, enjoy your retirement at home. Did my brother move mountains? " Gong Yu's wife was drinking tea, and poof, the tea spilled all over the floor. She was so happy that she couldn't help it: "You want to move mountains? You can't even move a small mound like Kuifushan! " Zhishuo is also happy: "Don't say Kuifushan. At your age, I'm afraid you can't even move a grass on the mountain. "

Yu Gong smoothed his beard and said seriously, "Why are you so nearsighted? It is a pity that your wise brother is still a scholar. I am old, but even if I die, there will be my son, son and grandson, and grandchildren will have sons, sons and grandchildren, and there is no end. The two mountains won't grow any longer, will they? If you want to be rich, build roads first. With the road, the villagers are waiting for a well-off life. "

Words were speechless, and Zhisou and his wife were speechless. On the contrary, Shi Jing, a neighbor's widow, came to see me with her seven or eight-year-old son. Hearing Yu Gong's words, the little guy jumped up and shouted, "I want to move mountains, too! I also want to move mountains! " The family is happy. The family in Beijing asked, "Where have so many mud stones moved?" Everyone said noisily: "If you pour all the soil into the Bohai Sea, you can still reclaim land from the sea!" "

Do it. The next day, everyone began to work together, chisel, dig, basket, and pick the Bohai Sea.

Second, Gong Yu suffered from moving mountains.

Gong Yu took all the people to pick up the soil, walked for a day and a night, and came to the highway. He walked west along the highway and came to the Bohai Sea. If the road is clear, the burden on your shoulders will not feel heavy. When they came to a corner, a small flag with the word "Road" stuck out from Xieci, and two officers blocked the road.

"Bring your driver's license!" The official looks very serious.

"What license?" Yu Gong looked blank.

Finally, I am wise and knowledgeable. He smiled and hurried forward and said, "We didn't use the car. We all picked it ourselves. "

The police don't buy it; "Do you know the road maintenance fee? This is the way to the Bohai Sea. If we all choose to go like you, who will we eat? Besides, your two big baskets are round and will not become wheels in the future. I didn't plant this tree, I opened this road. If you want to cross this road, stay and buy the toll. Don't bother, fine 100 silver. " Stretched out his hand and tore a ticket.

When the foolish old man saw it, his arm could not twist his thigh. Who told us to go this way? "You always see that we are not doing business. We are all farmers. If we don't understand the rules of the government, we should be fined less?"

After saying his word, the officer "whooshed" another ticket, "200!"

The silly old man's wife was anxious and pointed to the officer and said, "Why did you say you wanted to kill the ticket?"

The officers did not speak, but put their hands on the ticket book again. Zhicuo apologized when he saw this. "Don't argue with women, be kind, be kind."

Pay the fine and continue eastbound, and you will be out of the boundary of the Central Plains. No sooner had they recovered than they saw a row of officers standing on the road ahead. Yu Gong's heart thumped: "I said, being an old man, you won't pay the road maintenance fee again, will you?"

Zhi Shuo said, no, how can I pay it back later?

While speaking, Yu Gong took out the ticket just now, bowed and said, I have already paid, I have already paid.

Who knows that these people ignored him and tossed around the basket: they dug some dog tail grass from the soil and "smuggled forestry resources". Picked up a few stones and "privately mined minerals". A policeman pointed to Gong Yu's basket and said it was overloaded. The foolish old man said, I'm not as much as they pretend. The man snapped, "How can you compare with young people if you don't look at your tonnage?"

The foolish old man turned blue with anger, so he squatted aside and smoked a cigarette. As soon as the fire started, a policeman shouted, "Smuggling tobacco!" "Yu Gong was so angry that he pointed to the sincere silk scarf and said," Add one more and smuggle the silk out of the house. "The officers looked at it carefully and said," I really didn't pay attention if you didn't tell me. You take the initiative to confess, this item is free. Don't be angry, old man. Grandpa county has set an income-generating target. How can he find money if he doesn't come out and punish a few people? Besides, a popsicle stick in the county government can knock down three officers, so many people rely on this profit! "

After struggling for a long time, I paid another 500 silver to pass. As soon as the officials left, Zhisou said, I have been punished for everything that should be punished in this house. Who knows what happened outside the house? The foolish old man said, are you still out of the house? I quit. I found the Bohai Sea in this way, but I'm afraid I can't go home with the money. Go home! Zhisou said quickly, then let's take the path so as not to meet those officers again. It's just that the dirt was picked up for nothing. Gong Yu's wife said, take a hoe and throw it on the road.

As soon as we got to the path, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and dumped the earth and stone in a big hole on the side of the road. Before the earth in this basket was emptied, two more officers emerged from nowhere. Control environmental pollution and destroy water conservancy facilities.

Three stupid old people fell into the mold of moving mountains.

It is said that the story of Gong Yu's moving mountains spread like wildfire, and people from all over the country immediately knew it. Some people say that this stupid old man is crazy. If he does something bad, he will have to move mountains. Some people say that getting up early these days does not make money, and he is not a fool. Who wants to do something useless? Can't you see that even a smart person like Zhisao is scrambling to do it? Some people say it's strange. If not, why don't outsiders follow? This is Yu Gong's own family. The people next to him quickly said, yes, yes, but the little widow and her son followed. So everyone studied around the little widow, so some people recalled that the foolish old man looked at the little widow differently from others, like spinach in autumn.

Just when everyone disagreed, Gong Yu and his party came back with empty baskets. A curious man came up and asked him why he came back so soon, but the foolish old man didn't answer. After three passes and two passes, everyone knows that Gong Yu has a way to move mountains. You think, Yu Gong is over 90 years old, why should he spend so much effort? Why did you come back so soon? People die for money, birds die for food. No wonder the old man lingers at the foot of the mountain every day. What's more, there is something fishy in this mountain soil. As we all know, there are priceless treasures in the two mountains of King Wu of Taihang, which can be sold at a high price. Yugong's family picked several baskets of soil and brought back several baskets of money. That night, two mountains, the Taihang Mountain and the Prince of Wu, were covered with torches. People searched and dug in the mountains, hoping to dig up a gold ingot.

The stupid old man doesn't know this. He tossed and turned for two days, angry and tired. He drank some wine and slept until dawn. If his wife hadn't shaken him hard, he wouldn't wake up all day. The wife said, "get up quickly, the officers in the yamen have arrived in a yard and are waiting for you." Yu Gong rubbed his eyes and said, "What are they doing here?" The wife said, "Who knows?"

When Yu Gong walked into the yard, he saw many people, but these people usually didn't come to the mountains and Yu Gong didn't go to the yamen, so no one knew anyone. Yu Gong quickly said, "Look at tea, look at tea." The officers said, "Don't be busy drinking tea. Make your affairs clear first."

Yu Gong said, "I know, how can you go on the road without paying the road maintenance fee?" Spend money to buy a lesson. "

The bearer said, "Congratulations to the old man for adding a car just after starting a business. You should be punished for not buying a car on the road. This is not my responsibility, but the people under the deputy county magistrate Wang did it. How to start a business without a business license? Grandpa heard about it last night, and specially told him that if you want to get rich, you should also learn the law and obey the law. He quickly sent us to provide on-site services, new things and new offices, as well as special affairs. Today, he brought you a series of licenses and certificates. The name of the company was given by grandpa, the county magistrate, and it was called Taihang Mountain Wuwang Gong Yu Special Resources Development Co., Ltd. ... Well, it includes industry and commerce, taxation, diversification, enterprise management, minerals and environmental protection. The escort company heard about it and sent several bodyguards to escort it. The county will hold the Tortoise and Rabbit Race Grand Prix, and grandpa in the county said that he would support new things, so he left the naming right of the champion to you and held a Gong Yu Cup. You have to pay all these twists and turns first, and the county master will come to inspect it in the afternoon. "

Hearing this, the foolish old man's head became bigger and he was shaking with anger. He's blocked up again, just beating his chest and feet, and the dry gas is speechless.

Zhidou hurried forward to explain: "Everyone misunderstood, where is the business? The Gong Yu brothers want to move these two mountains and let them get in touch with the outside world. "

A group of people listened, dazed for a while, and suddenly burst into laughter, all bent down with joy. Well, it's not a dream that you want to move mountains like this. Having said that, I know you got something valuable in the mountains, and I'm not red-eyed. Why did you make this up to fool me?

Just as he was enjoying himself, another servant came outside the door and shouted at Yu Gong, "Good old thing, you violated family planning under Lao Zi's nose and gave birth to a large group of descendants. Somebody, give me this hut! "

Everyone was moved by the light of the foolish old man.

After some efforts, the officials in the yamen finally understood the meaning of Yu Gong, and they had to leave one by one. Gong Yu thinks it's time to clean up, and we will never move mountains again. Let's take care of ourselves.

I didn't expect the story of Gong Yu moving mountains to spread, dear, it was amazing! People from the county, the government and southern Beijing all came to Beishan. The mountains are closed to traffic, but those people in the mountains, who led horses, donkeys, cows and sliders, made a fortune, and even Gong Yu's son was busy taking care of their homes every day.

The busiest is the county government, greeting them every day and accompanying them to eat and drink. Several deputy heads of counties drank stomach bleeding, but they still stuck to their posts, saying that they would drink me to death for the sake of the county's economic take-off and make the people in the county happy.

These people are all from Gong Yu.

First, the county TV station came to shoot the video "90 old people can move mountains"; Then, a reporter from a government newspaper wrote a story about Yugong? An example for Chinese government farmers to run towards a well-off society: a great director came from Beijing to practice the TV series "Yugong and the Family in Beijing"; Grandpa county toured around to give a speech on "the vision of discovery?" On the positive factors of going deep into farmers, paying attention to farmers and helping farmers get rich.

A famous tout wrote a paper on the relationship between "One Mountain in Gong Yu" and a government's economic reform? Also on the important role of yamen in the problem of farmers getting rich: another more famous tout wrote a paper on the historical significance of mountain widows getting rich; Several college students proved that the family in Beijing was a princess, and then proved that the son of the family in Beijing was the illegitimate child of her and a minister, so they wrote a paper on the identity and essential difference between a widow and an unmarried mother. Also discuss with your touts.

"Gong Yu and I: A Story I Must Tell?" Documentary interview of intellectual error.

The cast of Another Yi Shuo invited the Jingsheng family to discuss "the difference between love and not love".

As for the unknown tabloids and books, what is the strange love between the silly old man and the little widow? The abnormal love behind the capital family and silk scarves; Run away for love? Little widow who came to Beishan from Beijing; "90 old men have mistresses"; Love and pain; ……

A developer gave Gong Yu a villa located in Zhaowa Village. Please ask Gong Yu to be the product spokesperson for skin-changing beauty cream; Legendary herbs from the mysterious plateau let the elderly try. ...

Gong Yu's name has also been registered as a trademark. All the goods in the county are marked with "Gong Yu brand" and "Gong Yu brand" urine cans. Merchants say that they are copied according to the original products, such as genuine ones.

Make a silly old man look like Xianglinsao, and everyone will say, "I won't move mountains if I kill him!" " I won't move mountains if I die! "Then he got sick and died a few days later.

Beishan people still live that life, but some people complain that Gong Yu died early and could not earn money from him.

Taihang Mountain and Wuwangshan Mountain still stand there. How did you move out later? Listen to the next decomposition.

Modern version of the myth story of gold and silver axe

Once upon a time, in a forest, there lived a child.

One day, a child was going to his uncle's house on the opposite hill and accidentally dropped a computer central processing unit (commonly known as CPU) in his hand into the lake.

The honest boy is very nervous. He is worried that the CPU is missing. what should he do ？ ? He had to write a report, look up information on the Internet and send an email to the teacher, so he squatted by the lake and cried sadly. Soon, a wave suddenly appeared by the lake, and a kind old man appeared, with a solemn face and a golden head.

It turns out that he is a river god. Knowing the child, he came forward to help him. Poseidon took a CPU in each hand and asked the child, "Did you throw it into the lake? Does this new Pentium 166MMX CPU from Intel on my right have multimedia acceleration processing function, which makes image and music processing more stable and better? "

The honest man shook his head and said, "River God, this is not the one I fell into the lake."

Xiao Shenyang added, "Is that the top product of Cyrus on my left? The 3x8133 tri-band CPU can overclock to 166 MHZ, with super-fast processing speed and stable overload tolerance?"

The child said, "dear river god, it's not this either." Mine is the CPU of Intel 486SX 25, and even Windows is difficult to run. It is only suitable for writing books and has been discontinued for a long time. "

The river god said, "this little friend, you are honest, and I am very happy." I will return your CPU to you, and; " I will also give you two CPUs in my hand as your honest return. I wish you can quickly use the stable and fast Windows XP! "

The river god had finished; One wave was gone, and the honest boy happily went home with two CPUs.

A greedy man heard about it and wanted to get two latest CPUs, so he threw his CPU into the river and squatted by the lake and cried.

After a while, the river god came out, holding two CPUs in his hands and asking him the same question. The greedy man quickly said, "I dropped these two CPUs!" " "

Hearing this, he said, "if you are dishonest, you will never get any benefits." I confiscated your CPU, you should reflect on it! " Say that finish and left.

The greedy man thought, "I am too greedy." The CPU didn't arrive, but I lost one. I won't feel greedy in the future. Greed kills itself! " "