A bull and a cow, guess three words? Answer: Two cows.
What does a stutterer do to suffer the most? Answer: Make a long distance call.
When is 1+2 not equal to 3? Answer: When the calculation is wrong.
What kind of wheels just turn and don't walk? Answer: The wheels of a windmill.
Which hurts more, starting with coconut or watermelon? Answer: Head
Why does a hospital never treat people? Answer: Veterinarians.
There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right for three times, then turns back for three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Down.
Under what circumstances will people be tearing their hair out? Answer: Cremation
There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink to the bottom of the river.
What is the fastest way to change ice into water? Answer: Remove two points of ice.
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming.
There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself.
Please put nine horses in ten stables on average, and make the number of horses in each stable the same. How to divide them? Answer: Put nine horses in a stable, and then put nine other stables outside this stable.
What climbs higher when the weather is hotter? Answer: thermometer
Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? Answer: There is no Amitabha in South China.
Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweats more when it reaches the finish line? Answer: Dogs don't sweat.
Chuchu's birthday is on March 30th. What year is it? Answer: March 30th every year.
Where does the sea not produce fish? Answer: Cihai
There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? Answer: Little Tiger.
A monkey can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? Answer: I didn't get one.
There were 10 coppers in Xiaohong's pocket, but they all fell out. What's left in Xiaohong's pocket? Answer: A hole.
What is higher than the sky in the world? Answer: The heart is higher than the sky.
What's the most valuable thing that goes missing? Answer: artificial satellite
Three gold "Xin", three water "Miao" and three people "Zhong", so what should the three ghosts be called? Answer: Call for help.
What is more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth
Why did Chang 'e regret going to Guanghan Palace?
Answer: Because there are no moon cakes on the moon.
Mr. Chen keeps his eyes closed and never opens them when he works. What exactly does he do?
Answer: Pretend to be blind and beg.
Who shakes his head for more than half an hour?
Answer: When he was writing a composition one day after watching a football match, he found that he couldn't write the word "stupid", so he looked it up in the dictionary, but he couldn't find the word. Why?
Answer: She was stupid enough to look it up in an English dictionary.
Why do people say, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"?
Answer: Because love makes people blind.
In the absence of power failure and power jump, why did Mr. Wu press the switch light but it didn't light up?
Answer: He connected the TV switch, of course it won't light up.
Why did a junior high school girl pass out in the haunted toilet?
Answer: he forgot that the toilet door was pulled, and he couldn't push it open for a long time. Who but the driver can take the bus every day without paying money?
Answer: Conductor
There are ten suns in the sky, why only nine suns shoot down from the rear wing?
Answer: He doesn't want to go home in the dark.
What is the most important thing for a person who intends to leave his hair to his waist?
Answer: Don't go out in white at night.
Where is the higher the price of goods, the happier the guests are?
Answer: Pawnshop
When will we be arrogant?
Answer: We walked alone in the cemetery in the middle of the night.