The most family-responsible reason for resignation: no one to take care of the children and no one to take care of the parents. (Physical characteristics of being unsuitable for work NO. 1)
The most health-conscious reason for resignation: The smog is too big (I wish you good health...)
The most picky reason for resignation Reason: I don’t like the lights in the office, I don’t like the carpet in the office (the boss will reply that I don’t like you as a whole...)
The most honest reason for resignation: I just can’t get up in the morning (Then go to sleep!!)
The most bohemian reason for resigning: I don’t like to wear formal clothes to work. . . . (You look so tall in formal attire!)
The most arrogant reason for resigning: I feel that I earn too much and I am not worth it (it is rare to be so objective in analyzing yourself...)
The most awesome reason for resigning: My husband can support me! (Not applicable to men == This method only applies to girls)
The most childish reason for resigning: I My mother won’t let me do this anymore (your mother also said you haven’t graduated yet~How LOW!)
The most ridiculous reason for resignation: Boss, I am really sick (you can see it, why give up) Therapy?)
The best boyfriend’s reason for quitting: I want to watch movies with my girlfriend during working hours (if you meet such a man... don’t marry him!!!)
The reason for resigning that best protects the family and the country: I am going to join the army, boss. (I hope there will never be a war!)
The most threatening reason for resignation: Boss, I have been admitted to the tax bureau as a civil servant, so prepare to run away. (It is a man to die at the hands of his own employees!)
The most literary reason for resignation: Boss, my weak body cannot keep up with your lofty ideals. (If you don’t seek death, you won’t die...)
The most secret agent-like reason for resignation: For the benefit of the company, I specially applied to be an undercover agent in an unrivaled company! (Prediction: tragic death) < /p>
The most self-aware reason for resigning: I have stinky feet and I am afraid it will affect my colleagues’ work mood (can I resign to cure my stinky feet?)
The most sincere reason for resigning:
If you want to resign, you may as well tell your boss directly. There is no need to deliberately make up reasons. There will definitely be flaws in the things you make up, so it is better not to make them up at all. If the leader asks, you can say that you want to develop in a different environment. If you have a problem with your current job, you can say it's a bit depressing here, etc. Anyway, don’t just make it up. (The sincere reason is that I want to change places)
The most applicable reason for resignation:
Due to illness. Sickness is the best reason. The ancients said: Officials do not care about patients. What people in the workplace are most afraid of now are neurological patients and patients with infectious diseases. I am recuperating due to illness and I don’t want to delay my work at the company, so resigning is a relatively suitable reason. (I look too healthy)
The best reason for quitting:
My husband can afford it. I still remember one time when a female colleague resigned and the boss asked her why. She said: "My husband can support me." The boss was stunned and then approved. Of course, I personally don’t recommend adopting it. After all, there is a saying that men can’t have careers and women can’t have jobs, so you know! (Hey, no husband!)
The most ridiculous reason to resign. :
I remember a friend said: Beijing is too big, it’s too far to work, and I’m tired! If you give me a car, I’ll continue; if you buy me a suite near the company, that’s fine! Boss, look Which one is more appropriate?
It is not something ordinary people can say in such a loud tone. The consequences of such a statement are very extreme. People with weak heart capacity should not use it! (Too ridiculous)
< p> The most shameless reason for quitting:My mother won’t let me continue working.
Or dad won’t let me continue.
If you have a husband, tell him that he is not allowed to do this anymore.
If you have a wife, say that she is embarrassed because you did it.
Are you embarrassed to use such a jingle-like reason for resigning? It is said that there are no children in the workplace, and it is not good to use parents as a reason. And saying this is actually a discredit on your own face. Are you still embarrassed to hang out in the workplace? (That is, you have to be your own master)
The most ridiculous reason for resignation:
Tell him; "I want to buy a bracelet with diamonds, but my salary of 8 is enough to buy it."
Or look at the boss's face and say seriously: Boss, my husband is going to confinement and I have to go back. Take care of him.
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