Song Xiaobao: The road is facing the sky. Let's go half way. My motto in life is: sleep where you fall. Because I am a very dedicated and professional person, my mother once told me that a chef who can't cook is not a good driver. What exactly do I do? Don't worry (taking off his coat). I'll know right away that my equipment needs to be taken out the same way. (Song Xiaobao pulls luggage case away and takes out a wig) Everyone must pay attention. (She puts on her wig) Don't worry, (She takes out a Mazar from luggage case and sits on it) Where's my newspaper? Here, go. (takes out a newspaper and reads it)
(Wensong jumps on the stage when the music starts)
Wensong: One, two, three.
(Wensong walks beside Song Xiaobao, and Song Xiaobao suddenly collapses to the ground)
Wensong: What's wrong with you, grandpa?
Song Xiaobao: I stepped on my waist.
Wensong: It's amazing. I stepped on your waist, so why didn't I feel anything?
Song Xiaobao: Look at your loss.
Wensong: You scared me to death.
Song Xiaobao: If you feel anything, you will trample me to death.
Wensong: Why are you so scary?
Song Xiaobao: You are a flaming mountain. Your feet are burning. (Seeing Wensong still jumping) Stop and stand at attention.
(Wen Song stops at once and stands at attention)
Song Xiaobao: Sit down.
(Wensong sits down in a unique way)
Song Xiaobao: Come here.
(Wensong climbs up to Song Xiaobao)
Song Xiaobao: What if you step on me?
Wensong: Then let's go to the hospital and take a picture.
Song Xiaobao: Are you busy?
Wensong: Very busy.
Song Xiaobao: I knew you were very busy. When you came here just now, I guessed that you would definitely step on me, so Grandpa took all the films.
Song Xiaobao: Look, this is a comminuted fracture of the calf bone. I took it by mistake. It was used when touching a big truck. (Song Xiaobao changed one) This is a comminuted fracture with the skull door down and the tail root up.
Wensong: It's amazing. My foot has turned you into an invertebrate.
Song Xiaobao: Don't be garrulous with me. What do you think we should do about it? Take the money.
Wensong: I don't have any money.
Song Xiaobao: Do you have a card?
Wensong: There is a card.
Song Xiaobao: That's great. I have a mobile card reader here (Song Xiaobao takes out the mobile card reader from behind).
Wensong: Grandpa, is this equipment tailored for me?
Song Xiaobao: Grandpa is a pure professional, take the card.
Fitness man: Here you are. (swipe your card, bling -bling-bling)
Song Xiaobao: No, what the hell, Xingtai Beauty Club, whose main project is breast enhancement and hip lifting, are you kidding me?
Fitness man: Grandpa, let me tell you something. This is the card in my shop. Song Xiaobao: I want a bank card.
Fitness man: Why didn't you say something earlier about the bank card? not have
Song Xiaobao: You didn't. What are you talking to me about here? Call someone to send money quickly.
Fitness man: Don't you just want money?
Song Xiaobao: Right.
Fitness Man: How much is it? Song Xiaobao: 800.
Fitness man: (stands up) Grandpa, look carefully, can you see what I do?
Song Xiaobao: What are you willing to do? Take the money!
Fitness man: I'm telling you, I'm an aerobics instructor, and one class is exactly 1000 yuan. I'll give you a 20% discount today, which is 800 yuan, so we're even.
Song Xiaobao: What are you doing? Fitness Man: Teach you aerobics. Song Xiaobao: I don't learn it.
Fitness man: If you don't learn, you have to watch it. If you watch it, you will be charged. I will never step on you in vain. Music, go (Duoyan Zheng aerobics music)
Song Xiaobao: (getting up and jumping along for a while) Oh, mom, stop! Stop, stop, stop! Go-no money, go! Besides, let me ask you a question before you go. Are you a man or a woman?
Fitness man: Mom, how can you ask me such a question in front of so many people? I can only give you five words-I'm so tired of you! (Jumping away, aerobics music)
Song Xiaobao: Many people hate me. Who are you? Fitness man: Bah!
Song Xiaobao: It's not a good start. I met one like this when I went out.
Scene 2
Tricycle: You are my eye, but I can't see your past. You are my eye …
Song Xiaobao: (runs over and puts his foot under the wheel) Ah! Oh dear, oh dear
Tricycle: Hey, what's wrong?
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Li Wensong, a comedian, once said that it was the first issue of 20 150425.
Song Xiaobao's Drama Romance Youth Idol Play Xiao Shenyang Assisted.
I want Cao Meng-"I want her" sung by Wen Song with lyrics.
Music: m ja&; T Jacobs word: Zhou Limao
Editor: Guozheng Tan&; Gan Zhiwei
Music prelude ......
Only dream sweet dreams every day
Can't find fun
Love in today's dream
Fresh companion
She was born a nightmare.
Shuttle through the night
She is full of temptation.
Can make the devil enchanted.
Is to see her.
Just to mess with her
Is to love her
Have no fear in my heart
Dreams should also be * * *
Dream should be suppressed
To crush her heart.
Tears for me at midnight
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be Good a day
Be Good a day
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be Good a day
Be Good a day
Cao Meng-I want her
Not allowed to sleep alone
Not allowed to get drunk alone.
Don't let her do anything wrong.
But she's not allowed to do it right.
Even if she is a nightmare.
The heart is always drunk
Just because she met me.
Can make the devil retreat.
Is to see her.
Just to mess with her
Is to love her
Have no fear in my heart
Dreams should also be * * *
Dream should be suppressed
To crush her heart.
Tears for me at midnight
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be Good a day
Be Good a day
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be Good a day
Be Good a day
I'm afraid whoever meets her.
Never faced her.
Whoever meets her is surprised.
I love her. AYAE
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be Good a day
Be Good a day
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be Good a day
Be Good a day
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be Good a day
Be Good a day
I want her. I want her.
Love my life and love my death.
Be Good a day
Be Good a dary
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Moderator: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the high seas and participate in this year's gambling king competition! So far, there are still three players left, namely gambler, gambler and gambler, and Jianghu legends. What kind of sparks can these three players have? Let's wait and see. The following is a long-awaited one. His name is gambler. According to legend, one of his eyes can fascinate thousands of people. Another legend is that he has never opened his eyes. Which legend is true? Please welcome, gambler! Arnold Schwarzenegger Mao!
Wang Long: God of Gambling, I finally see you. God of Gambling came here today. Do you have any unique performances for everyone?
Dong Sanmao: I don't believe in unique skills and luck.
Wang Long: What do you mean? What is the meaning of two flies?
Dong Sanmao: The moral is to win.
Wang Long: A fly on * * * is sure to win a fart. The player who came out here listened to him. He is the gambling saint Jason? Stan? Feng gambler, do you have anything to say to everyone?
Song Xiaofeng: In this situation, I want to sing a poem! Feng came to the competition today, winning money requires winning a sack, and winning money requires winning a sack. It's strange that there is no applause.
Wang Long: This is our long-awaited life. Everyone who gambled with him has made a fortune. He has never won. He is our gambler Zhan Mu? Shi taisong
Wang Long: Let's welcome the three contestants with the warmest applause. Can you hurry up and hurry up?
Wensong: I'm not on my way.
Wang Long: These two people are waiting for you. Hurry up.
Godsend: I am.
Wang Long: What does the dealer pack to deal cards?
Tianci: Sorry, are you ready?
Wensong: Will you hurry up?
God-given: Don't worry about this brother. If you don't worry, I will give you both kings. Don't be angry. I will secretly give you four ounces. What are you looking at? What are you looking at?
Wensong: What a broken mouth!
Dong Sanmao: I'm the landlord. I'll go first.
Song Xiaofeng: Your Majesty, do you want it?
Dong Sanmao: Yes.
Song Xiaofeng: The plane.
Dong Sanmao: Yes.
Song Xiaofeng: There is one straight left.
Wensong: Go quickly.
Song Xiaofeng: Don't worry, in this situation, I want to recite a poem (the article was originally published by the quotation Life: [yulu 13] and it is forbidden to reprint without permission). The landlord is really intoxicated, and the remaining one is very precious. If there is a bomb, don't retreat. The central idea is to double it.
Wensong: Do you understand that I am stupid when I blow up my eldest brother? Is the brain buzzing? I'm sorry, don't blame my younger brother for being rude.
Song Xiaofeng: No.
Wensong: What's the situation?
Song Xiaofeng: In this situation, I also want to recite a poem about brothers playing cards. There are still four hooks in their hands.
Wensong: It's a hook. You all know that I'm buzzing with fried brains! I'll let you lose completely today.
Song Xiaofeng: No.
Wensong: Three
Song Xiaofeng: No.
Dong Sanmao: Did I guess correctly that my second brother has a three left in his hand?
Song Xiaofeng: Nonsense, I'm long gone for the rest.
Dong Sanmao: Xiao Wang.
Wensong: Yes.
Dong Sanmao: Junko.
Wensong: Yes.
Dong Sanmao: It's gone.
Song Xiaofeng: Will you play with us? Why did you blow me up?
Wensong: Didn't you just make a poem and give me a signal?
Song Xiaofeng: I don't like the kind of * * * that sings poetry while fighting the landlord. We are a group. Can you play if you fry something?
Wang Long: This game will win the game, and the next game will be replaced.
Dong Sanmao: Two cakes.
Song Xiaofeng: Bump!
Dong Sanmao: Bump!
Song Xiaofeng: Bump!
Wensong: Stop. I'm here to watch you two play against each other.
Song Xiaofeng: No, this is Lianliankan.
Dong Sanmao: Isn't old three not allowed to touch mahjong? Ten thousand?
Wensong: I don't believe that you can touch nine cakes whatever I type. You touch them, you touch them.
Dong Sanmao: I'm confused.
God-given: if you lose, let you hit me.
Wensong: Don't think I don't know. You two are in the same boat.
Song Xiaofeng: Big Brother, he saw it.
…………………………………………………………
Gambler: I bet my life with you!
God of gamblers: OK, now that we're at this point, Lao San, eldest brother will bet on the cards you are good at. Let's be simple, just guess the king, guess the king's win and guess the king's lose. If you win, you can take away all the money present today and the title of king of gamblers. If you lose, as you said when you entered the stadium, you will either bet on the king or die, no!
Gambler: OK.
Gambler: Brother, this kid knows cards. Let's catch them first.
God of gamblers: OK.
Gambler: Wait, I put my life on the line. Let me go first.
God of gamblers: OK. Wait, third, don't forget, you are willing to "agree".
Gambler: I admit it. I gambled all my life and lost all my life. Now I have nothing. I die without regret.
Gambler: Brother! Jump.
Gambler: Third, before you jump, I want you to meet someone.
Gambler's wife: Honey, you jump, and my children and I will follow, jump, jump! You're afraid, aren't you? Are you afraid? Can you jump? You're not jumping, are you? I'll jump first.
Gambler: Wife, wife.
Gambler's wife: Don't stop me! I don't want to live long ago. Go away, go away!
Gambler: Wife, it's my fault. In this life, I owe you too much. I come from Chinese lines network. I will be a cow and a horse in the next life. I will repay you if I don't have hands in the next life. I won't gamble anymore. Wife, I don't beg you to forgive me. I just beg you. After I die, (you) and my son will live well. Tell him not to gamble!
Gambler's wife: Honey, if you jump from here today, my children and I can't work. The only thing I can do for you is to jump with you!
God of gamblers: Lao San, to tell you the truth, today's game is all fake. This boat is rented, so there is no competition for the king of gamblers. Because I know you, if I don't win you all the money, you simply can't change your mind. But you should remember that Lao San, ten bets and nine explosions, not gambling to win, your second brother and I have given up gambling for so many years and set up an anti-gambling club.
Gambler: Brother, please join our club. We need talents like you, because what? Because playing cards is our weakness.
Gambler: Brother, didn't I lose the poker just now?
Gambler: No, you didn't lose the skill, you lost the psychology, because what? Because if the eldest brother grabs the card first, he will jump, because what? Because this card is also Xiao Wang. You've been cheated. Big brother!
Gambling God: Poetry again.
Gambler: Well, ah, the road to gambling is bumpy, obey the law, keep in mind your heart, and advise you not to take a trip to the tiger mountain and cherish happiness ...
(Together): Happy family!
God of gamblers: Second and third, let's go back for a reunion dinner.
Gambler: OK!
Gambling God: Go!
Gambler: Let's go.
Moderator: No, friends, do you understand that this is a game, but I am a * * * supporter. I don't know about this. They advised his brother to go back, but his daughter-in-law didn't want to. What should I do? I'm telling you, my sister, I really don't know. This is a game. Sister, I'm telling you, this is a game ...
Wen Song of the Song Xiaobao team, a happy comedian, has a line "Mom" in which issue of the show. Have you seen me? The name of the sketch is I'm not a singer.
Seeking Wensong's sketch "If you are sincere, don't look for lines" TXT Happy Comedy Wensong and Song Xiaofeng's sketch "If you are sincere, don't look for lines" full version.
Wang Long: A thousand miles of marriage is tied by a thread. I want to be with you. Welcome everyone to watch the blind date program "If you are sincere, don't look for it" exclusively sponsored by Gionee M20 17. Gionee M20 17 super endurance, let your love, never power off, escort, I am the program host, my name is Wang Long. Welcome everyone! Clap your hands, COME ON! COME ON！ This program has been loved by my parents for four years, and in the last issue, this program finally broke through zero ratings. How to put it, that is, if I don't host this program, my parents won't watch it, and I hope everyone, from the Chinese lines network, will watch our program when they are full and have nothing to do, so stop gossiping and invite the first female guest to appear. Guest No.1 Her name is Jiao Jiao. She is charming, sexy and enchanting. Will she be the goddess in your mind?
Audience: Yes.
Wang Long: No.2 female guest appeared. No.2 female guest's name is Shu Han. It's her first time to come to this program. Unfortunately, this program is the last issue. I hope she can find her prince charming tonight. Female guest number three comes on stage, and female guest number three, her name is Zhiling, her, uh, go home. Now that all three female guests have come, please tell them their declaration of love, No.1 Jiao Jiao.
Jiao Jiao: The boundless horizon is my love, and local tyrants are my dish.
Wang Long: Beautiful. Shu Han.
Shu Han: Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read books. I just want to find a pig who only wants to read my book.
Wang Long: That's a good tongue twister. I feel like their family is a professional pig farmer. Female guest number three, say your declaration of love.
Zhiling: I am the standard for successful men, and you deserve it because.
Wang Long: Go home and stop. All three female guests have spoken their love declarations. Here is the time to invite the male guests. Who will be the male guests today? Audience friends, with your warmest applause, welcome them to debut! Please tell three male guests your declaration of love.
Dong Sanmao: Although Sanmao's eyes are small, you can't run away from the girl I'm eyeing.
Wang Long: OK.
Song Xiaofeng: In this situation, I want to recite a poem. Ah, I have a pair of local tyrants and come from the Chinese script network, but I am still a single dog. Who wants to be my girlfriend? I will be with you forever.
Wang Long: OK.
Wensong: I am so handsome that I can't hide. I am who I am, and I feel angry at myself.
Wang Long: All right, you three take your magical powers. Come on, choose, and kill the duck.
Moderator, can you change a batch for me? No, No.2 looks good, No.2, come with me, big brother, killer, sick boy, and the boy who steals relatives. I believe everyone will sit down and do it according to the procedure. Here is the first link. Please ask three male guests to choose. Your heart-warming girl, No.1, is foreign. Wait a minute, brother. And the most important thing is that you two are particularly good together. Yes, it is a mashup. Well, I'll leave No.3 to you, and I'll choose No.2, the host. Am I dead? You can also choose No.1 and No.2 to play fair. I'll choose number 3, bro. You have a good eye. I've been here for four years. What should I choose? Come with me quickly, come back, come out for what? Take it back, bro. I'll leave you a light. Ok, here's the second part. I'll impress you with your singing. I'll go first. Singing is my strong point. Let's have a dolphin sound. Next, thank you, brother. I'm not talking about you. Have you just finished surgery, dolphin? Dare not push? Afraid of breaking the knife, isn't it? Don't be sarcastic. Come here. There are so many people. I'm embarrassed to sing. Sing one, stop singing, stop singing, stop singing, then stop singing. But please, don't forget the old feelings. I want to walk with you all my life with tears in silence. You in my heart and you who miss the sea are indispensable in this life. There's nothing wrong with singing. I'll give you a light this time. It's finally my turn this time! Let you hear what is the sound of nature? Is the sound engineer ready? I sing in cantata. A wild goose flies in front, and a wild goose chases after it. After catching up, press on the ground, click and beat, and no one knows who after the end. Male guest No.2, if we succeed in holding hands, I'm a little headstrong. Do you like it? Tell me, I want to eat well and wear well. I have a bad temper, willfulness, love shopping, love karaoke, love playing mahjong, and love spending money indiscriminately. You can accept all these! Sister, these things are not things. I just want to ask you a question, will you carry it or not? Out of the oven, why do you talk like this to the girl in my heart? What's wrong with girls spending some money! What's wrong! The first male guest, if we hold hands, will you buy me a brand-name bag? Yes, will you be obedient? Will be obedient, obedient, we won't buy it. Well, let me ask, female guest No.2, what are your requirements? My request is, don't smoke, don't drink, don't perm, right? Go on, I don't want to talk to you. Dude, I didn't ask for anything. I like your personality. I'll give you a light. You can't run away. Ok, let's move on to the third link. Let's talk about your innermost needs. Please cherish this last opportunity to ask questions. Male guest number one, my requirements are not high. If we succeed in holding hands, I will be filial to your father and mother. So, will you be filial to my father and mother? Ok, I'll answer this question. If you don't be filial to your parents, let alone you, even Fan Bingbing, you can't be good and have a sense of justice. Where are you from, Lan Jiaming? I am from Yushu, Jilin. I'm from that corner, too. We're fellow villagers. Beauty, can you add a WeChat? How about this? We just met. * * * You, can you two stop talking like this? It's disgusting. Let's hurry back, okay? Will you two attend the next session? Baby, are we still in? Maomaoda, I listen to you, it's so close, can't we send WeChat? Come on, keep asking questions. I want to ask the male guest across the street if he can go home before twelve o'clock. I'm an otaku, and I don't go out at ordinary times because I'm afraid I get lost. Let me ask the female guest across the street, if I go home after drinking too much for dinner, can you not lock me in the corridor, honey? We live in a bungalow, and there is no corridor. I want to ask the male guest across the street, when eating with me. Look at me when I'm not working. I ask if you can be a good woman and don't bother me when I'm working, okay? Don't worry, bro, I'm definitely not that kind of person. After we succeed in holding hands, whatever you say will happen. Just because you talk like this shows that you are a selfish man. You don't understand women too much. The male guest is holding hands with you. Are you sure it's me? It's you, female guest. I'll hold hands with you, too. Have you thought about it? I hate asking people when they are holding hands. What about this pole lying down? It's none of my business. I'm watching. I can't have this man sick. Are you feeling better? Why don't you take medicine? Are you a fool? Su Han, I was wrong. I shouldn't kick you out, but you shouldn't take part in this program to get angry with me. Am I not angry with you? You said I couldn't live without you. Experiments have proved that I can't live without you.
Wensong: You often ask me when to marry you. I have been running away, because I am under great pressure, so I go to work day and night, just to give you a perfect home, and I did it today. Shu Han, will you marry me?
Shu Han: OK, I will. Get up, let's go home.
Song Xiaofeng: Brother, what you didn't want to see finally came to me. Do you remember me, Jia Shuhan? We were classmates in junior high school, you were in Class 3, and I was in Class 4. At that time, I followed you secretly from the Chinese lines network. Later, you were admitted to high school, and I followed you to high school. Later, you went to college from the senior high school entrance examination, so I stopped following you, because I didn't pass the exam. Until the end, you walked with him, and I was still reluctant to part with you. I couldn't let go, and I was behind you.
Shu Han: I remember. Look.
Song Xiaofeng: There is a kind of love called letting go. Two people can't avoid stumbling together, cherish the present and cherish happiness. In fact, happiness is not rich, let alone driving a good car and living in a villa. Happiness is that someone hurts when crying. It comes from Chinese lines network. When you are tired, you have someone who knows and loves yourself. No matter how many he has, he always leaves you the most and the best, because be nice to the person you love.
The lines of Wen Song's essay "If you are sincere, don't look for it"
Wang Long: Guests at the scene, let's wish the couple happiness with applause. But I feel friends, I feel it seems that our program "If you are sincere, don't look for it" has to continue, don't you think so?
Audience: Yes.
Wang Long: I have to consult with the director. Where is the director?
Zhiling: Goddess, what you just said deeply touched my girl's feelings. Take me away, Goddess. You can do this, too. I'll just sit here and wait for you to wake up. When you wake up, we will leave and you will come back.
Song Xiaofeng: Oh, my God.
Zhiling: Come back.
Song Xiaofeng: Help! Oh, my God.
Song Xiaobao, a comedian who is eager for joy, touched porcelain. His lines are to play with Song Xiaobao, played by Wen Song (wearing sunglasses), drag a suitcase, become cool while walking, and take off sunglasses. "The road is facing the sky, and each side goes half way. My motto in life is-sleep where you fall, because I am a very dedicated and professional person. My mother once told me that a chef who can't cook is not a good driver at all. What exactly do I do? Don't worry, I'll know soon. (Take a stool and sit down) Where's my newspaper? Here it is. Hey, go (whistle and read the newspaper).
Scene 1
(Fitness music, fitness man running out, jumping while running)
Song Xiaobao: (suddenly falls down) Ah, alas, wow.
Fitness man: (Fitness man takes a step back in fear) Wow, what happened to you?
Song Xiaobao: You stepped on my waist.
Fitness man: Oh, my God, it's amazing. Did I step on your waist?
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Fitness man: Then why don't I feel anything?
Song Xiaobao: If you feel anything, you will trample me to death.
Fitness man: Then let's go to the hospital and take a picture.
Song Xiaobao: Are you busy?
Fitness man: Very busy.
Song Xiaobao: I knew you were busy. When you came here just now, I guessed that you must step on me, so Grandpa took all the films. Look, this is a comminuted fracture of the calf bone.
Fitness man: Oh, my God, it's amazing. My foot has turned you into an invertebrate.
Song Xiaobao: Don't be garrulous with me. What do you say? Take the money
Fitness man: No money.
Song Xiaobao: Do you have a card?
Fitness man: There is a card.
Song Xiaobao: That's great. I have a mobile POS machine here.
Fitness man: Grandpa, is your equipment tailored for me?
Song Xiaobao: Grandpa is a pure professional, take the card.
Fitness man: Here you are.
(swipe your card, bling -bling-bling)
Song Xiaobao: What the hell, Xingtai Beauty Club? Are you kidding me?
Fitness man: Grandpa, this is the card in my shop.
Song Xiaobao: I want a bank card.
Fitness man: Why didn't you say something earlier about the bank card? not have
Song Xiaobao: You didn't. What are you talking to me about here? Call someone to send money quickly.
Fitness man: Don't you just want money?
Song Xiaobao: Right.
Fitness man: How much is it?
Song Xiaobao: Eight hundred.
Fitness man: (stands up) Grandpa, look carefully, can you see what I do?
Song Xiaobao: What are you willing to do? Take the money!
Fitness man: I'm telling you, I'm an aerobics instructor, and one class is exactly 1000 yuan. I'll give you a 20% discount today, which is 800 yuan, so we're even.
Song Xiaobao: What are you doing?
Fitness Man: Teach you aerobics.
Song Xiaobao: I don't learn.
Fitness man: if you don't learn, you have to watch it. If you watch it, you will be charged. I will never step on you in vain. Music, let's go.
(Duoyan Zheng Aerobics Music)
Song Xiaobao: (getting up and jumping along for a while) Oh, mom, stop! Stop, stop, stop! Go-no money, go! Besides, let me ask you a question before you go. Are you a man or a woman?
Fitness man: Mom, how can you ask me such a question in front of so many people? I can only send you five words-I really hate you! (Jumping away)
Song Xiaobao: Many people hate me. Who are you?
Song Xiaobao: It's not a good start. I met one like this when I went out.
Scene 2
Bicycle: You are my eyes, but I can't see your past. You are my eyes ...
Song Xiaobao: (runs over and puts his foot under the wheel) Ah! Oh dear, oh dear
Bicycle: Hey, what's the matter?
Song Xiaobao: It's on my foot.
Bicycle: Did I press your foot?
Song Xiaobao: Look for yourself.
Bicycle: It's not pressed.
Song Xiaobao: What's your look? Look again.
Bicycle: Oh, it's pressed this time.
Song Xiaobao: Hold it down. You're holding me down. What should I do?
Bicycle: Then I'll pay you back.
Song Xiaobao: Have you seen it? This is the person who does the work. If you touch it, you will pay the money quickly, and no one will waste any time. Since you are so honest, I will introduce my charging standard to you. I generally pay 500 yuan for the foot, 1000 yuan for the upper foot and 1500 yuan for the upper foot. Today, I see your attitude is so good.
Bicycle: This price is very reasonable.
Tricycle: Uncle, I don't have any money in my pocket now.
Song Xiaobao: Not a penny? Don't talk to me about it's useless (pulling clothes)
Tricycle: You know what, listen to me, uncle. I am especially honest. Please give me some time and cooperate.
Let me stop, don't move, we are right here, and I'll give it to you when I earn enough money, okay?
Song Xiaobao: As long as you can give me money, I will cooperate with you in any way.
Tricycle: OK, just wait for me.
Song Xiaobao: But don't let * * live.
Tricycle: I won't let you work (put a coat on Song Xiaobao, take a bowl, and sit next to him ... > >
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