Let's enjoy life. Let's play a brain trick. The following are my carefully collected brain teasers for your reference. I hope you like them.

Super hilarious brain teaser 1 Xiao fen said to Xiao Fang, "The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, it's my birthday. Please come to my birthday party. " When should Xiao Fang keep the appointment? A: I'll make an appointment tomorrow.

A person, he thinks the earth is standing and turning, why? Answer: He is drunk.

Once upon a time, there were three people, one was Luo Guo, the other was shaking his head, and the other was lame. One day, the three of them crossed a bridge, but Luo was not allowed. Shake your head. Cripple, these three people are not allowed to get sick. You help them find a way to get them through. Answer: Luo Guo put a cricket first, then Luo Guo said cricket, shook his head and said, "Where is it?" Where is it? "Finally, the lame man said," what about this? What about this? "

Who likes it to rain every day-Answer: umbrella manufacturer

Which bridge can't be opened or walked? Answer: Zheng Banqiao.

Some people say that "eating fish can avoid myopia". Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat with glasses?

A pair of shoes costs yuan, how much is a shoe? -answer: no.

What animal does a pug look like most when its tail is removed? What should I do before going to bed? Answer: Pug, close your eyes.

Xiaohua's grandfather has a son, and each son has a sister. How many children does Xiaohua's grandfather have? Answer: Yes, the daughter is the youngest.

A Bird bill and a Bird bill fell to the ground. Which one will you answer when you see it? Answer: Pick up both.

Why didn't the general go out of town to fight? -answer: playing chess.

Who has the biggest head power in the world? -Answer: Motorcycle

What is the most satisfying thing for you? -Answer: socks

There is a lovely panda in the zoo. Why are people afraid to accept it? Answer: The paint is wet.

Frogs and dogs compete for swimming. Why did the dog win? Answer: Because they compete in dog paddle swimming.

What is the top of the sky? The answer is "one"

Cows milk every day, and there is milk. Why? Answer: feed the grass

What dog is wet? -Answer: Reservoir Dogs.

What is the best way to draw water with a sieve? -Answer: Speaking of ice bottles.

Two mouths are Lou, three mouths are pin. What is a word of four and five? -Answer: Tian Wu

Xiao Ming came home from school and said to his mother, "There is a place at home where I want to sit. You can't sit." Do you know what this place is? -Answer: On mom's knee.

There are only 100 million people in China. What is this thing? -Answer: Zodiac killer

The tortoise dreamed that he won a prize of 100 yuan. When he woke up, his dream came true. What should he do next? Answer: Get some sleep.

A businessman went bankrupt and half his friends didn't know him. Why? Answer: Because half my friends don't know that he is bankrupt.

The elephant has the longest nose in the zoo, so who is the second longest? -Answer: Elephant

The strongest lock, what are you most afraid of? -Answer: Keys

What East Can Change the World-Answer: Wind.

Xiaoming's mother asked Xiaoming to buy eggs without chickens. What eggs should Xiaoming buy? Answer: duck eggs

A person has three hairs. Why did you pull out the middle one? -Answer: Because he wants to "divide".

Xiaogang sings badly, but why does the audience keep clapping? Answer: The audience is filming mosquitoes.

Why does it take ten doctors to pull out a tooth? Answer: Because the elephant pulled out the tooth.

What gun can only scare people away, but not kill people? A: The gun used in the competition.

Grandma Wang swept from Guangzhou to Beijing in only one day. How did she do it? Answer: She swept it on the train.

A dog wants to cross the Sahara desert. He had enough dry food and water, but he died in the desert. Why? Answer: Because there are no telephone poles in the desert.

There is a cave in front of the tiger. There is a sheep in every cave. Why did it enter the first cave? Answer: It can go into any cave it wants.

There are "Qi" monkeys in the tree and "Yi" monkeys in the ground. How many are there? -Answer: Two monkeys.

Where are you asking for it? -Answer: Pharmacy

There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom will be locked up for a year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer for only two weeks. Why? Answer: Robbers and murderers were dragged out and shot.

How can I put my left hand in my right trouser pocket and my right hand in my left trouser pocket at the same time? Answer: The trousers are put on backwards.

A chicken laid an egg. How many chickens does it take a day to get an egg? Answer: still only one chicken is needed.

What gets bigger and bigger when you cut it? -Answer: hole

What is the net made of? Answer: It consists of holes.

What if I haven't finished my homework? Answer: ask the teacher, the homework is left by the teacher.

The priest presided over all kinds of ceremonies, but he couldn't do one. Excuse me, what is this? -Answer: Your own funeral.

Exam In a closely watched exam, two students handed in identical papers. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? A: They are all blank papers handed in.

A circle with a diameter of 10 meter was drawn on the grass, and there was a cow with a stake in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied? Answer: Yes, because the question didn't say that the cow was tied to a stake.

Do you know why fish only live in water instead of land? Answer: There are cats on land.

There are two coins, which are fifty-five cents and one is not fifty cents. Which two coins are those? Answer: it's fifty-five cents. Fifty cents is certainly not five cents!

Do you know that porridge is more expensive or sesame seed cake is more expensive? -answer: porridge. If something is rare, its price is high-the rarer the better.

When is the best time to pick apples? Answer: When the apple is ripe.

There was a man with five yuan in his pocket. What's left in his pocket after losing five dollars? -Answer: A hole

What fish's stomach floats to the surface? -Answer: Dead fish

Xiaoming is twenty years old. Why does he only have three birthdays? A: What month is the birthday?

Why would someone hit tofu with their head? Answer: Because tofu won't bump your head.

Xiaoming eats a master every day. Is he a monster? -Answer: Eat Master Kong!

Xiao Wang has been brushing his teeth all morning. Why do people still say that he has bad breath? Answer: Because Xiao Wang loves swearing, others say he has bad breath.

Xiao Li threw an egg in many places and it didn't break. Why? Answer: Because the eggs have not landed in many places.

Two people went to Lu Jian and slept in a tent at night. Soon one of them woke up and woke up the other. Please look at the stars in the sky. what do you think? A: The tent was stolen.

A very long stick (don't break it), so how can it be shortened? Answer: It's shorter to compare it with a longer stick.

Why do you see lightning first and then hear thunder? Answer: Because the eyes are in front.

What road do people fear most? -Answer: Dead end

Who dares to run amok on the emperor? -Answer: Barber

Which official, without paying, gives money to others and still laughs? Answer: groom's official

How much soil is there in a dug pit with a length of meters, a width of meters and a height of meters? Answer: it has been dug, so there is no soil!

Which village is the largest in China? -Answer: Shijiazhuang

Where can a horse without legs go? -Answer: On the chessboard

How did the president of the United States enter the palace? A: I entered through the gate.

Remove a number from the first place and the last place. What's the number, please -Answer: 43

As we all know, putting an elephant in the refrigerator is divided into three steps: opening the refrigerator door; Put the elephant in; Close the refrigerator door. Then, would you please put the giraffe in the refrigerator for a few steps? -answer: four steps: open the refrigerator door; Take the elephant out; Put the giraffe in; Close the refrigerator door.

One day, Lao Zhang went to the market and bought a chicken. After a long walk, he bought a rooster and a hen. On the way home, I didn't know what I was thinking, so I rushed to the market and bought a rooster and a hen. Why? -Answer: Hey Xiaomi.

What kind of nails are the most terrible? Answer: A thorn in the flesh is a thorn in the eye.

Jack runs fastest. Why does his boss criticize him? -answer: escape

What's the difference between the poor and the rich? -Answer: Bathroom

Super hilarious brain teaser 2 1, Dayong said that he is very familiar with the teachers in the school and can go in anywhere in the school, but Han Xiao insisted that he should never go in one place. What is this place? Answer: the ladies' room

There is a car driver who suddenly rushes into the crowd at the intersection and runs at full speed. The police didn't blame him. Why do you think this is? Answer: The driver didn't drive today.

A Dai fell from the hot air balloon, but he was not hurt. Why? Answer: Because the hot ball is on the ground.

Li Zhe looks ordinary and there is nothing unusual, but he can go on for hours without blinking. How did he do it? Answer: Just close your eyes.

5. There is a kind of chess with only two kinds of pieces. Do you know what this is? Answer: Go, only black and not white.

6. The wolf dragged away the ewe. Why does the lamb follow quietly? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly.

7. A and B two German shepherd held a rice race. If two German shepherd ran to the finish line at the same time, which German shepherd sweated more? Answer: German shepherds don't sweat.

8. When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? Answer: I forgot to lock the door.

9. What if uncooked rice is not cooked carefully? Answer: Prepare for dinner.

10, a word of 48 heads, there is water in it that doesn't flow out. Guess a word. Answer: Yes. The key to this mystery is to understand four tens and eight heads, not forty-eight.

1 1. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer: barber

12, where do I have to pay to speak? Answer: Call.

13, which tooth finally came out? Answer: Dentures.

14. A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? Answer: Penguin

15, a plane suddenly ran out of gas when flying in the sky. What will fall first? Answer: the pointer of the oil meter

16, windy, no wind, windy (guess one thing). Answer: Fan

17, the news published in the newspaper doesn't have to be 100% true, but what news can never be false? A: The year, month and day in the newspaper.

18. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: Because it's too slow to walk there.

19. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns left three times, then turns back two and a half times, and then turns right. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Next.

20. There is a wooden bridge with a load of 200 kilograms. How can a man with a weight of one kilogram and two iron balls with a weight of two kilograms pass on the bridge? Answer: racket ball.

2 1, a cage without iron bars. In this prison, patients are threatened by all kinds of infectious viruses known in modern medicine and often endure all kinds of scientific torture. Where is this? Answer: Hospital.

22. There is one thing that buyers and sellers understand, but only useful people don't. What is this? Answer: coffin

23.* * On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

24. Why does the tiger fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

25. A glass of wine composed of malice, lies and a few facts can effectively weaken the insight of leaders. What is this? Answer: small report

26. A man was hit on the head by something falling from a height of several kilometers, but he was not injured. Why? Answer: The falling snow.

27. Watch the fallen flowers every night (in polite expressions). Answer: Thank you.

28. What is the biggest difference between Superman and Batman? Answer: Batman wears underwear inside and Superman wears underwear outside.

29, under what circumstances is greater than O, O is greater than, greater than? Answer: Rock, scissors, cloth.

30. There is a book that both brothers want to buy. If you buy it with your brother's bill, you will be short of yuan; If you buy it with your brother's money, you will be short of a dime; If you add up the money and buy only one book, the money is still not enough. So what's the price of this book? A: The price of this book is yuan; My brother has no money, but he has a Jiao Yuan.

3 1, accompaniment, an idiom? Answer: People enjoy themselves.

32. A bottle of milk is full, how can I drink it to the bottom first? Answer: use a straw.

33. What hat can't I wear? Answer: Nuts.

34. How can I put my left hand completely in my right trouser pocket and my right hand completely in my left trouser pocket? Answer: Wear pants backwards.

35. Which cities are Stone City, Sun City, Phoenix City, Melon City, Motor City, Hero City and Football City? Answer: Nanjing, Jiangsu; Lhasa, Tibet; Nanning, Guangxi; Lanzhou City, Gansu Province

36. Which company has more employees than the average company? Answer: Dalian

37. What can I do there, not only to cultivate a steel-like body, but also to achieve a pair of eyes that are not afraid of "wind and rain"? Answer: Take a bath.

38. What eggs can't be beaten, boiled or eaten? Answer: I got a zero in the exam.

Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The eldest son is called heavy hair, the second son is called two hairs, and what is the third son's name? Answer: Xiao Ming

40. What photo can't tell who it is? Answer: X-ray.

4 1, and because of her laziness, a maid is lifting her (saying a kind of food). Answer: Yuhuan Su

42. Where did the wicked leave you alone and have to live with you? Answer: heaven

43. There is no tile cover on the body, and there is no place on the cone. Hanging a gourd around your waist only knows the principle of yin and yang. Guess a word. Answer: Bu

44. Good John is dead, and the angel wants to take him to heaven. Why did he refuse to go? Answer: He is afraid of heights.

45. In an exam, two students handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought that they certainly didn't cheat. Why? Answer: They handed in a blank sheet of paper.

46. If you subtract the first number from a number, it is thirteen. If you remove the last number, it is forty. What is the original number? Answer: Forty-three

47. What books have the most problems? Answer: medical books

48. What fills a room and people can move freely? Answer: air and light.

49. How should individuals be arranged according to people and cities? Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon.

50, don't believe in lovers, guess a public security term? Answer: Suspected object

5 1, which kind of bamboo doesn't grow in soil? Answer: firecrackers

52. There is a small round hole with a diameter of only cm, but an object with a volume of cubic meters can pass through this hole smoothly. What is this? Answer: water.

53. After the abolition of the death penalty system, what is the privilege of a democratic country ruled by law to sentence doctors to death? Answer: cancer.

54, three people play a ball, one person plans ahead, one person turns over and kicks, and one person collects it underground. Guess a word from this poem? Answer: It seems so. Explain that the riddle vividly depicts the "similarity" in the form of metaphor.

55. Where can people cope with the sharp depreciation of loan currency with a calm and complacent attitude? Answer: boutique house

56. The family has its own rules, and so does the country. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise

57. A Dai drives to the zoo. The zoo is very close. He didn't go the wrong way. Why can't he always reach his destination? Answer: I have already opened it.

Super hilarious brain teaser 3 1, Xuande porcelain (A type) Answer: Lian

2. People have a small temper, their tails move, their heads become warped, their teeth squeak and Mars nods. Answer: lighter.

3. Determined to expel Japanese ghosts (playing ancient books) Answer: Dang Kouzhi

4. What is the most labor-saving thing to steal without thinking? Answer: lazy.

5. Gone forever (type) A: Don.

6. The cost of life (with a mathematical noun) Answer: absolute value.

7. (type a common word) A: If

8. Song score analysis (typing a common word) Answer: misinterpretation

9. Greg (typing a common word) Answer: Quarrel.

10, what is great grandfather (type A question) Answer: Dad, Dad.

1 1, Shao (with a common title) answers: Xiao Mao.

12, we must seek truth from facts (say four words) answer: it is not easy.

13, an unfinished game of chess (say three words) answer: undecided.

14, one yin and one yang is the Tao (crossing theory) answer: people talk nonsense.

15, get drunk and solve a thousand worries (type three words) Answer: Enjoy your work.

16, or am I shaking my hand and sobbing (making an ancient book name) Answer: Chu Ci

17, Zhihu (typing a Tang poem) Answer: Jilingtai.

18, before the era (typing an ancient work) Answer: Song history

19. Resume (typing an ancient essay) Answer: Secretary Zhu's year.

20. I won't leave when I see someone opening a warehouse. Roll shutter (the second question of A-type Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio) Answer: Mouse, librarian.

2 1, you are the best. Brother Baitou (writer) A: Wei Junyi.

22. Even if we die, we will die together (according to the teacher) Answer: I finally don't understand.

23. At the beginning of the year (typing a Book of Songs) A: The important thing is to carry it.

24, the top of the skull (style "The West Chamber") A: Bury cleverness.

25. Tianlu Yongzhong (typing five words in Tang poetry) A: How about a glass of wine inside?

Super hilarious brain teasers, four roots don't fall to the ground, flowers don't bloom at night, there are things to sell in the market, and he is not planted in the garden. Guess vegetable bean sprouts

Purple clothes are white and thin, and the clothes and meat change color after cooking. Guess vegetable eggplant

Red dragon, green treasure cover, ten people see nine people love. Guiguo persimmon

Gold cloth, wrapped in silver strips, bent at both ends in the middle, guess the banana.

Green vines covered the shed, and the result was like green dragons. When they are tender, they are eaten as vegetables. When they are old, it is also useful to guess melons and loofahs.

Red paint bucket, buried underground, planted on green leaves, guess vegetables and carrots.

Cut the red paint bucket, which is sweet and delicious.

Round face like an apple, sour and sweet, rich in nutrition. Guess the fruit tomato.

You can cook as well as make fruit.

Without juice, there will be no branches, and there will be white flowers at the top of the leaves. Guess vegetables and onions.

My head sleeps underground and my beard grows a lot.

Thousands of sisters, 10 thousand sisters, sleep in a bed, each with a quilt. Guess fruit pomegranate

, Bei, Zhang Fei, three sworn brothers. Guess fruit litchi

Yellow buns, black beans, often a bite, sweet water. Guess the fruit pear

Cucumber on Green Tree Festival, cucumber wrapped in cotton, cotton wrapped in comb, comb wrapped in bean sprouts. Guess the fruit grapefruit

Not onion, not garlic, wrapped in purple satin layer by layer. Guess vegetables and onions

Said onions grow short, like garlic without petals.

The red-billed green parrot is rich in nutrition. Guess vegetables and spinach

A yellow mother, spicy all her life, is getting worse and worse, and children are most afraid of him. Guess vegetable ginger

Take off the red and yellow clothes, seven or eight brothers, hug together tightly, sweet and sour taste, everyone likes it. Guess the fruit orange

Slender figure, green skin, pimples all over, ugly yourself and beautiful others. Guess vegetable cucumber

Round as a ball, red as a blood sample, bright as a pearl and sweet as honey. Guess fruit cherry

Attachment: brain teaser

1. There is a meadow in front. (knocking a plant)

Answer: Plum blossoms (no flowers)

There is a meadow ahead. (knocking a plant)

Answer: wild plum blossoms (and no flowers)

3. A flock of sheep is coming. (smashing fruit)

Answer: Strawberry (grass)

4. A pack of wolves are coming. (smashing fruit)

Answer: Yangmei (sheep don't)

Potato wants to duel with steamed stuffed bun, but there is a river ahead, so he can't cross it. (knocking a plant)

Answer: Dutch beans (river beans)

6. The duel began, and the potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a deadly knife (hitting a food).

Answer: bean paste bag (bean paste bag)

7. The mouse said to the wild horse, "I dated the cat yesterday!" (smashing a dish)

Answer: potato chips (mouse trick)

8. The wild horse didn't believe it and picked up the mouse. (Beating vegetables)

Answer: potato (camel mouse)

9. The pig said, "Come on!" (smashing a dish)

Answer: chocolate (encouraged by pigs)

10, a sheep is eating grass, and a wolf passes by the sheep, but doesn't eat the sheep. (Hit a seafood)

Answer: shrimp (blind)

1 1. Another wolf passed by the sheep and hasn't eaten it yet. (Hit a seafood)

Answer: Sea shrimp (still blind)

12, the third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted while surfing, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep. (and a seafood)

Answer: lobster (deaf and blind)

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