Stay alert. I snapped, "What are you doing?" The thief said in a panic,' Nothing, just change.' I said,' Change? Then take your time. I'll sleep in this room. Let me know when you find it. However, one of the guys said viciously to me,' I'm not interested in you! You stay here honestly. If you want to shout, you must ask the policeman to take you away. "

Sun Fang pointed to the crack of the door and said, "Look, here is another note." Pick up the note and read: "Now you know who invited you two to the theater!" " "

Sun Fang asked the nanny, "Didn't you close the door tightly?"

The nanny shook her head: "No, I didn't lock it. But it was locked last night. "

Sun Fang: "So, why not lock it tonight?"

Nanny: "well, it's the turn of fire prevention tonight." I didn't lock the door so that I could escape easily. " . Besides, considering that you two will be back from the theater soon ... "

Room 40 1 living room 〓〓 day

Zhang Aihong: "Mom, do you know? The people downstairs were stolen yesterday and a lot of money was stolen. "

Bu Yamei opened her eyes and exclaimed again and again: "Ah, cheated! Alas, I also blame thieves for saying that being a cadre is really bureaucratic. Otherwise I wouldn't have caught him. "

Pet shop day

Sun Fang was furious: "You sold me such a useless dog. Yesterday, a thief came into my house and stole more than 2000 yuan in cash and some valuable things. It didn't even scream. " Throw the dog to the boss.

The boss smiled and said, "Calm down, madam. Listen to me. It's not my fault. The former owner of this dog is a millionaire, so such a small amount of money will not be taken seriously by it. "

10 1 room living room at night

Close-up: Chen Xian dug a hole in the wall of Liu Qi's house.

Chen Xian tried it with a rope first, and then put his foot in it.

Liu Qi realized it and gently took out the lasso. After Chen Xian's feet came in, the noose contracted and entangled Chen Xian's feet.

Chen Xianlian begged for mercy: "Please leave me alone, I dare not do this again."

Liu Qi smiled: "Second child, I'll buy you a drink."

Chen Xian: "The villain is called the fourth, not the second, and I don't like drinking."

Liu Qi: "Not you, I said your foot is the second child." Pick up the kettle on the tea stove and pour it on Chen Xian's feet.

Chen Xian cried out in pain, "Grandpa, I can't live any longer!"

Liu Qi: "If you can't drink, drink, and get drunk!" Keep watering.

Chen Xian roared: "Ouch! Grandpa, how many more? "

Liu Qi: "There is another pot!"

Chen Xian was dragged into the house, and his calf trembled: "If I hadn't left my mobile phone in your room in a hurry, I wouldn't have come to you."

Liu Qi: "Because you left your mobile phone in my room in a hurry, I think you will come to me even if you die." Found stolen goods such as jewelry and gold rings from Chen Xian: "Friend, if you can answer me a question, I won't send you to the public security bureau."

Chen Xian: "Well, what's the problem? Grandpa, just ask. "

Liu Qi: "Can you tell me how you managed to sneak into the bedroom without waking his wife?"

Chen Xian: "Sir, you are a gentleman who doesn't know the sufferings of the hungry. When I committed the crime, I only focused on things and didn't have time to see other people's wives. "

Liu qi: "for the rich, the biggest temptation is beauty;" For the poor, the biggest temptation is money first, followed by beauty. "

Chen Xian: "It is better to be an upright person."

Liu Qi: "Why?"

Chen xian: "I stole a dog the other day and wanted to sell it, but no one wanted it." Later, I returned it to its original owner. When the dog owner was happy, he gave me ten dollars and even called' thank you'. "

Court court day

Crowded with people. The audience looks serious.

Liu Qi entered the picture: "I want to see Chen Xian who came into my house that night."

Policeman: "Why do you want to see him?"

Liu Qi: "I want to know from him how he got into other people's rooms at night and didn't wake their wives."

Wen Hao said impatiently, "Didn't I tell you that I don't want to see you again?"

Chen Xian: "Yes, Mr. Judge. I said the same thing to the police, but they just didn't believe me. "

Wen Hao: "Unfortunately, you are in trouble again."

Chen Xian: "I'm not the only one in trouble. Others are also in hot water. I am just a person who makes the water boil. "

Wen Hao: "You just got out of prison, why don't you repent?"

Chen Xian said gloomily, "Everyone says,' Failure is the mother of success'. I thought it would be successful this time. "

Wen Hao said to Chen Xian, "You have stolen things all your life and never earned a dollar aboveboard, have you?"

Chen Xian: "No, except for ten yuan-that's the ten yuan I got when I helped you with your luggage at the station last time."

Wen Hao: "Did you commit a crime?"

Chen Xian: "I was brought to court to find out this problem, wasn't I?"

Wen Hao: "I told you last time that you need to turn over a new leaf and turn over a new leaf in the future. Why did you come again today? "

Chen Xian: "I told the policeman who arrested me, but he insisted on dragging me here."

Wen Hao: What were you doing when the police came?

Chen Xian: "I'm waiting."

Wen Hao: What are you waiting for?

Chen Xian: "Wait for the money!"

Wen Hao: "Who gave you the money?"

Chen Xian: "Of course it's the person I'm waiting for."

Wen Hao: "Why did he give you money?"

Chen Xian: "Because I have been waiting for him."

Wen Hao: "That's enough! What exactly do you do? "

Chen Xian: "I am a kidnapper."

Wen Hao looked solemn: "Chen Xian, are you married?"

Chen Xian hung his head: "Yes."

Wen Hao: "Who was the first wife?"

Chen Xian played around: "A woman."

Wen Hao said sternly, "Don't be smart. Every man knows that he wants to marry a woman. "

Mr. Chen put his hand in his pocket and said, "Your honor, you can't say that. For example, your mother is going to marry a man. "

Wen Hao suddenly pointed his Xiao Mu at the defendant angrily and shouted, "The man pointed by Xiao Mu is a complete hooligan."

Chen Xian sneered: "My Lord, which end of Xiao Mu are you talking about?"

Wen Hao quickly put down Xiao Mu's hammer and said seriously, "Is the process of your crime exactly the same as what the prosecutor said?"

Chen Xian: "No, not exactly. However, the plan he said is also very inspiring to me. "

Wen Hao glared at Chen Xian: "Chen Xian, you can't flout the law. Be upright and don't put your hands in your pockets. "

Chen Xian rolled his eyes: "I simply don't know what to do! Put your hand in someone else's pocket and you punish me; Put it in your pocket and you call me rude. "

Wen Hao rang the doorbell: "Silence! Don't make fun in court. Chen Xian, what crime have you committed? "

Chen Xian: "I broke the window of the jewelry store with a hammer and took a diamond necklace."

Wen Hao: "Oh, it turned out to be a flagrante delicto."

Chen Xian: "No, I was caught when I asked them for a hammer the next day."

Wen Hao: "Records show that you have drunk, escaped after a car accident, armed robbery, gambling, tax evasion and other illegal acts. You have an old criminal record. How can you justify yourself? "

Chen Xian sighed: "Alas, judge, people are not sages, to err is human."

Wen Hao: "Chen Xian, four people saw you steal. How can you say that you are innocent? "

Chen Xian: "Judge, but I can also point out thousands of people who didn't see me commit the crime. Your honor, if someone calls me rhinoceros, can I sue him for malicious slander? "

Wen Hao paused: "This-of course. When did he treat you like a rhinoceros? "

Chen Xian mused: "I calculate, it seems, oh, yes, it was three years ago."

Wen Hao was surprised: "What? Three years ago, how do you want to sue today? "

Chen Xian said shyly, "Judge, I have never seen a rhinoceros. I didn't know what a rhinoceros looks like until two months ago. "

Wen Hao: "Have you ever stolen anything?"

Chen Xian: "Sometimes."

Wen Hao: "Where did you steal it?"

Chen Xian: "It's everywhere."

Wen Hao: "All right, lock you up first."

Chen Xian asked anxiously, "When will you let me out?"

Wen Hao smiled: "Sooner or later."

Public security bureau detention center day

Prisoner A: "We meet again!"

Chen Xian: "What can we do? People have less and less money in their pockets, and my income can't afford a more expensive residence than here. " Squinting at prisoner A and prisoner B, "whoever can prove that he came to prison first is the boss."

Prisoner A: "When I came to the prison, this prison had not been built."

Prisoner B examines prisoner A: "Why didn't I see you when I came?"

Chen Xian: "Where did you two go when I came?"

〓〓 Tian Public Security Bureau Detention Center Reception Room

Li Yong: "You stole 18 times a week, which sounds incredible."

Chen Xian: "Yes, lawyer. 18 is equal to being sent. For this lucky number, I always stay up all night. I believe that if everyone works as nervously as I do, our country will soon be on the road to prosperity. "

Li Yong: "Why rob others?"

Chen Xian: "How can you say rob-lawyer? I just took it away before I had time to discuss it with others. "

Li Yong: "How dare you, openly in broad daylight ..."

Chen Xian: "Lawyer, my job is always day and night."

Li Yong: "It would be great if you could prove that you weren't there when the theft happened. Did anyone see you then? "

Chen Xian: "No, fortunately no one saw it."

Li Yong: "Did you really pry open the back store and rob 580,000 from it?"

Chen Xian: "I swear to God, I really didn't do that. Now, I am penniless. "

Li Yong: "In this case, you have no money to pay my lawyer's fees. How can I be your defense lawyer?"

Looking at the back of Li Yong outside the painting, the prison guard turned to ask Chen Xian: "You have been here for many days, but your family hasn't come to visit you. They have gone too far. "

Chen Xian sighed, "I can't blame them. Mother is too old to protect herself; Neither son can leave his cell, so naturally he can't come to see me. "

Court court day

Wen Hao: "You want to deny it now. Many witnesses said that they saw you shoplifting again that night. "

Chen Xian: "Wrong! They are full of nonsense. There was no moonlight and darkness that night, and they couldn't see me at all. "

Wen Hao: "Please tell me openly, why did you steal from a repeat store?"

Chen Xian: "This shop is closest to my residence. You know, the current social security is very chaotic, and I dare not leave home for too long. "

Wen Hao: "What were you thinking when you stole that coat from a grocery store?"

Chen xian replied without shame: "I was thinking that if others can't catch me, I will have a warm coat to wear." If I am unfortunately caught, I will have a warm house to live in. "

Wen Hao: "How many times have you robbed a repeat store?"

Chen Xian simply said, "Four times."

Wen Hao: "What's dirty?"

Chen Xian: "Not much, just a diamond necklace."

Wen Hao looked puzzled: "You went to this diamond necklace four times?"

Chen Xianyi spread his hand: "There is nothing I can do. My wife is not satisfied every time. I have to change for her again and again. "

Wen Hao: "What about the death of the jewelry store employee?"

Chen Xian: "Judge, it's none of my business. I didn't kill anyone. I took the necklace and left. Someone can prove that he saw all this outside the window that day. I know him and ask the judge to let him testify for me. "

Wen Hao: You didn't kill the victim?

Chen Xian: "As heaven is my witness, I didn't."

Wen Hao: "Do you know what the punishment for dishonesty is?"

Chen Xian: "Yes. But this punishment is much easier than killing people. "

Wen Hao was annoyed.