1. With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to be a few years younger out of thin air and has the patience to choose her lover slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: rent a house first, get married and save money before buying a house. W: Then I might as well rent my husband first. 2. Beauty is a woman's passport-an old saying is also an irrefutable truth. It is obviously a sugar-coated cannonball, but it may not win the beauty's heart in the end, but it is wholeheartedly pleasing her. And those women who lack visual effects, although some are obviously good medicine, are often unable to make up their minds to marry her because of the bitter taste. Marriage is an umbrella. With it, it is naturally comfortable in the scorching sun, but in the relatively dull weather, it is inevitable that playing an umbrella is a burden. 4. The woman asked, "Do you love me?" The man replied, "I like you". The man asked, "Why don't you accept me?" The woman replied, "You can find something better than me". It seems that both men and women like to use synonyms, but there is an extra layer of skin on bananas or a needle hidden in cotton. 5, the wife is like clothes-fashion is changing with each passing day, and the cost of clothes is getting more and more expensive; Men don't have a good thing-but it is the biggest buyer's market for women after all. 6. When in love, men compare women to stars, birds, angels and other things related to the sky; When love is over, a man takes the sky for himself and puts the woman he loves back on the ground. 7. The older couples get, the more alike they become. Some people say it's because they love each other. But the doctor said that the reason is that we live together day and night, with the same diet structure and synchronous work and rest rules. The leaves on the same tree are more and more alike. 8. Older unmarried men and women seem to have missed their stops by bus. Sometimes it's because the seats on the bus are too comfortable to get off; Sometimes it's because I don't know which platform to get off at. Finally, I called to tell you which letter to take off before the sheath. 9. It is a miracle that I have been able to walk smoothly from childhood to adulthood. Just like when I plan to walk from Beijing to Guangzhou, there is always an attractive voice along the way: "get on the bus." It's hard for your feet to walk on it. 10, I am very busy-hearing this sentence, parents are worried about their children's health; The friend thinks this buddy has a successful career; The wife immediately felt that the burden of housework was heavy; His girlfriend shed tears, and she began to realize that her position in his mind was not necessarily as important as his career, or even a signal or an excuse to break up. 1 1. A group of people are discussing what is the most risky thing to do in modern times. Mountain climbing, gliding, extreme sports ... you name it. In fact, feelings are the biggest adventure, and they are the same at any time. Because of all kinds of risky behaviors, it is impossible to die, but emotional torture makes people die. 12, lover is an animal, beloved is a plant. If you refuse love, animals will leave, of course, because plants will not give birth to feet to escape. 13, Xu Meijing has a song called "You Smoke", which describes a spoony woman running around town to buy his cigarettes. In the movie Dating After Dusk, the female ghost stood behind Tony Leung Ka Fai and asked the clerk: Do you have any ERE cigarettes? There is also "the faint smell of tobacco between fingers, the taste of love in memory." -Why is it always cigarettes, not other things that can evoke women's memories? There is only one explanation: men's devotion to cigarette brands corresponds to women's devotion to love. 14, someone confessed to the priest that he hid a person at home during World War II and collected his rent. The priest comforted that there was nothing wrong. However, the man asked, should I tell him that the war is over? When we believe that love is still there, but it has passed after all, we don't want to face the reality, as if in the dark. The question is: Who is collecting our "rent"? 15, love comes first, sex comes first, love comes first, just like eggs, chickens and eggs come first. It's hard to say which is truth and which is nobler. 16, men's biggest secrets are often told to confidantes, not to the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss. 17, many singers who sing love songs have never loved, which is the most ridiculous thing and the most reasonable thing. If I loved you, I wouldn't be so intoxicated. 18, the deeper the relationship, the more specific the concern, from elegance to vulgarity, from spirit to body. When she was in love, she asked him, "Are you in a beautiful mood?" After getting married, she asked him, "Is this fish 6 yuan a catty expensive?" Or "Is your hemorrhoid cured?" 19, marriage is a keyboard, too much order and rules; Love is a mouse and it works at all. Men are more important than their masters, and memory is the most important; Women are like monitors, they can see everything. 20. A good woman is a school for men. A good woman hopes that this good student will never graduate. 2 1, an unmarried woman lamented: Why are mature men and good men all husbands, and unmarried men have no decency? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself. 22. Do you still remember the love on the lawn and under the shade in the university or park? Now the lawn has been replaced by imported turf and there are fewer and fewer trees. 23. A rock singer once sang: Looking for a girlfriend or getting a dog? It's time for canaries to say this today: find a boyfriend and a dog at the same time. 24. Men often distinguish their partners at work from their partners in life. So he will like to cooperate with strong women, fall in love with gentle women, drink with the former and drink tea with the latter. Therefore, in fallen angels, the killer Dawn and Michelle monique Rice are still business partners for many years, and they fell in love with Princess Karen Mok at first sight. 25. I am ugly, but I am gentle-today's men and women have adapted Zhao Chuan's version together: I am not perfect, but I am true; I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish. 26. Birthday is a stage, a test and an opportunity. When in love, men will make more use of this; After marriage, women will take advantage of this. 27. People often order songs on the radio in the hope that their loved ones can hear them. The possibility of hearing is extremely small, but there are always miracles. Some people say that love is a high fever, but to be precise, love is a miracle. There is no more typical miracle in life than love, which can turn people from ugly to beautiful and impossible to possible. 28. Zhang Xiaoxian said: The prodigal son came back, not because of you, but because his heart was tired. It's like sleeping on a pillow and going out on a sunny day. But adding the words "because of you" is enough to make her feel a sense of accomplishment. 29. I took a lot of photos when I was a child and put them in the living room for others to see. I didn't know that the photo was taken for myself until I was old. The thick lens of life is in front of us, and even writing memoirs is omitted. 30. When I was a child, I was very happy when I thought eating 20 buns at a time was my ideal life. After my monthly income exceeded 5000, I still feel unhappy. When there is nothing lacking in career, love, family and money, people often lack one thing-hunger. The desire to keep the bottom line is happy.