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First, my mother turned a circle of friends to me, titled "Men's Sex in the Army". I clicked on it, and it was a quilt ...

Second, I came home from work last night and told my husband a joke in bed. My husband didn't laugh. Do you know what happened next? A woman's laughter came from under the bed.

Third, children are called stupid birds by their parents because of poor grades. The child said unconvinced that there are three kinds of stupid birds in the world, one is to fly first, and the other is too tired to fly. Parents asked: What about the third one? The child said: this kind of thing is the most annoying. If you can't fly by yourself, you will lay eggs in the nest and ask the next generation to fly hard.

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4. I once threatened at the high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than turn into a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, and I didn't understand the beautiful promise because I was too young.

5. I especially admire people who have a sweet mouth. It's not that I can't say something, but my expression can't keep up.

Sixth, it is said that egg white can protect hair, and my sister is going to wash it off after rubbing it. As a result, the water is too hot, and I hung an egg flower and licked it all afternoon.

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Every time I don't want to study, I look in the mirror and tell myself that I must study hard in this way, otherwise others will say that that person is nothing but beautiful.

8. "What is the saddest word to add in the middle of sorry?" "Yes, I can't afford it."

9. Is there a love rat? I want to fall in love with you. I hope your sweet words will fascinate me. Then you cheat on me, and I am heartbroken. From then on, I worked hard and embarked on the peak of my life.

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Ten, eating together is called a table, and taking a car together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together from now on. This is called desperation.

Eleven, little sister, you are still young, and you can find another boyfriend if you don't have one. Will you give your boyfriend to your sister?

Twelve, boys are not girls who like plain face, but girls who like plain face and good looks. It's not that girls can't solve the problem by crying, but that ugly girls can't solve the problem. Boys don't like female men, they like beautiful female men. This is reality.

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Thirteen, the so-called holiday, scolded at home, go out without money, a special day. After thinking about it, I think I'd better sleep.

Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

15. My girlfriend always thinks that she can scold me for no reason a few days before my period ..... but she doesn't know that it's ok to hit me!

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Sixteen, people must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far away from me, and it is more practical to eat meat in a bowl.

Seventeen, empty have a pick up hot chicks skill, it's a pity that he is a sister.

Eighteen, today's class reunion friends asked me what my major was, and I smiled. Let me tell you this, the future Peking Union Medical College Hospital, remember! It's the whole hospital ... I'll clean it.