(Yu Yang cleans the table, Mary comes on stage) Yu Yang: Miss, what can I do for you?

Mary: Hello, is there a power supply here?

Yu Yang: Yes, over there.

Mary: Thank you.

Yu Yang: Stop!

Mary: What do you mean? Don't let me charge it.

Yu Yang: This is a high-class hotel. Let me charge it for you. Miss, would you like something to drink?

Mary: hot water.

Yu Yang: What the hell?

Mary: Boiled water. (Takes out the glass) Fill it up.

Yu Yang: Oh, my God, we charge for nothing here, and we have to fill it with water. You are too picky. Besides, we are a high-end restaurant. Do you know that we also ride an electric car? I changed to a big jeep, and it was still that day.

Wang Ning: Sorry, just a moment.

Mary: Stop, stop, stop.

Wang Ning: Mary, what do you want with me?

Mary: Oh, what took you so long?

Wang Ning: I stopped by for a job on my way here. If you have something to say, I have to hurry there.

Mary: You sit down, you sit down first.

Wang Ning: Don't sit down. My guests are still waiting. Otherwise, let's talk by phone. I'll go first.

Mary: Wang Xiaoning, what are you doing? We've been together for so many years, and I've always treated you as my own boyfriend. You say you have nothing to want, middle-aged and elderly, and you deserve a minor. I haven't seen you for half a year. What are you busy with?

Wang Ning: I don't get up early and drive a taxi to earn money.

Mary: You are lying! You're a night taxi driver. How early did you get up? Wang Xiaoning, talk to me. Are you with someone outside?

Wang Ning: Ali, can you stop guessing? I really get up early and get greedy for money. To tell you the truth, there is no one outside, but I have a job outside now. I have to go. Call me if you need anything.

Mary: OK, Wang Xiaoning. I have one last word with you. Now I have a new boyfriend. Bye!

Wang Ning: Ali, what did you say?

Mary: I have an appointment with my new boyfriend to meet here, so it's not convenient for you to be here. Don't you have a job? Go ahead.

Wang Ning: No, Ali, can you listen to me and you ...

Mary: Hello, Dongdong, where are we? Why don't we meet somewhere else? There are too many people here.

Wang Ning: Ali, you are such a person ...

Mary: Where are you? I can't hear Dongdong (Zhang Zidong plays).

Zhang Zidong: Ali, didn't you find me (patting Mary on the shoulder)

Mary: You scared me to death.

Zhang Zidong: Flowers for you.

Mary: Oh dear (I spent it, picked it up again, and directly took Zhang Zidong's hand).

Zhang Zidong: Hello, miscellaneous person. I'm Dongdong Ali's boyfriend (to Wang Xiaoning).

Wang Xiaoning: (Shouting) What the hell?

Mary: What are you doing?

Wang Xiaoning: Ali, you are too cruel to find your next home so soon. He is your boyfriend. What am I?

Mary: Let me have a look at her ex-boyfriend (running to Zhang Zidong) building.

Zhang Zidong: Oh, get up, Ali, who is this (pointing to Wang Xiaoning)

Mary: He? ...

Wang Xiaoning: I'm Alita.

Mary: Dad.

Wang Xiaoning: (growling) What the hell?

Mary: What are you yelling at? What are you yelling at?

Wang Xiaoning: What the hell am I yelling about? Why do you call me your father?

Mary: I didn't say you were my dad, but I also said you were my ex-boyfriend. Then my current boyfriend can't help seeing my ex-boyfriend grow up like this. Wang Xiaoning, if you love someone, you want her to have a good life. No matter what the result is, can you see that I have a bad life?

Wang Xiaoning: No, then neither will you. ...

Mary: If you love me, just help me (run to Zhang Zidong) to build a building. Let me see. Is everything okay?

Zhang Zidong: Nothing, so you are Ali's daddy (Wang Xiaoning turns to leave, Zhang Zidong stops). Where is daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, can you sing little stars?

Wang Xiaoning: The stars light up my future, and a little light warms Dad's heart.

Zhang Zidong: Come on, come on, uncle, you sit down. Well, the main purpose of my coming here today is to talk to Ali (grabbing Mary's hand and kissing her). We got married (Mary is shy). Just as you were there, I'd like to listen here.

(Sister Li is shy): Yuck.

Wang Xiaoning: No, what the hell, Ali? You're both getting married (Mary: Hmm). Well, as a father, I don't agree with you! (They ignore Xiao Ning's existence)

Zhang Zidong: So what car should I buy for our wedding day, BMW or Mercedes?

Mary: It's so vulgar. Why don't we buy a subway? It's convenient for commuting and there will be no traffic jams in the future (laughs).

Zhang Zidong: I'll listen to you. Then we can buy a subway. That car will have to use a high-speed train.

Mary: That's good!

Zhang Zidong: Look, this foot is more than 500 miles. How handsome we are in the cab (Wang Xiaoning gets up and leaves).

Mary: That's cool. If you want to do it, we'll sit outside the front of the car and hang us there. Wow, what a breeze!

Zhang Zidong: It's so exciting, Ali (Xiao Ning has walked behind them).

Wang Xiaoning: No, what are you two doing here? I don't exist. I tell you, Ali and I were childhood friends (Mary tugged Xiao Ning's hair by hand). Father and daughter, please! Get up and get married for such a big thing, do you have to ask my advice?

Mary: Yes!

Wang Xiaoning: Yes!

Mary: It's such a big deal.

Wang Xiaoning: It's such a big deal.

Mary: Where's my diamond ring? Dongdong, where is the diamond ring? (coquetry)

Zhang Zidong: (Laughter) It's already ready for you. Let me tell you. Now outside the earth, there are more than 10,000 tons of large meteorites in the atmosphere, more than 10,000 kilometers away. I'm telling you, on our wedding day, large meteorites smashed the wedding scene. The relatives and friends (covering their mouths) Oh, my God! How did I say it? Isn't there no surprise?

Mary: Yuck! Damn it! I pretended not to hear.

Wang Xiaoning: No, can you two shut up? What a mess! You still use meteorites as diamond rings, and all the guests at the wedding scene are squashed! After the wedding car is finished, how can relatives and friends take the subway? Get a bus card? Can't pass the security check? Can you bring drinks? Also the high-speed rail, the high-speed rail is the first car, the high-speed rail is driving so fast, how do you let the subway follow? Stop at the station?

I tell you, I don't agree to your marriage! Your dad has a problem! Right? (Mary holds his head) I tell you! To disagree is to disagree! I'll tell you why. I've worked so hard to raise this girl. Can I rest assured that I'll give it to you when I say it? Besides, what do you do? I'll leave it to you!

Zhang Zidong (standing up): Uncle, I am a dancer, and my major is ballet ballet. Choke, choke, choke, choke (yangko)

Wang Xiaoning: Not you. You learned ballet in the northeast. Come on, come on, give me a good pull. Come on, I don't think you can pull it out. Come on! (Zhang Zidong looks at Ali)

Zhang Zidong (in a low voice)?

Mary: (whispering) Go ahead.

Zhang Zidong: Uncle, it's like this. Well, I sprained my big hip when I was performing in a group some time ago. Otherwise, I won't show you the difficult ones, I'll show you my basic skills, and I'll give you a Pleyer squat.

Mary: Dongdong (Xiao Ning stops)

Wang Xiaoning: Ali, I don't understand. Even if you're not with me, you can't find such a thing to humiliate yourself! What exactly do you see in him?

Mary: There are many advantages. First of all, he is filial.

Wang Xiaoning: Filial piety? You are filial, aren't you I ask you, even if you two get married in the future, can you treat me like your own son?

Zhang Zidong: Uncle, I can treat you like my own son.

Wang Xiaoning: That will do.

Mary (helping Zhang Zidong): Up, up, up. Wait a minute, are you okay?

Zhang Zidong: Don't worry, Uncle, I am famous for my filial piety in the village. My father likes candy. I give him candy three times a day. What do you think now? Diabetes. That physique is thinner than you.

Wang Xiaoning: No, I'm thin. I'm tired and I'm in poor health. That's why if you two get married in the future, you can't throw me away. I have to move in with you two.

Zhang Zidong: Ali

Mary: What are you doing? No, what exactly do you want to do (push Xiaoning)?

Zhang Zidong: Ali, don't do this to your father. It's not for your own good.

Mary: For my sake, for my sake, I can't see you for half a year? Have you considered my feelings? (crying)

Zhang Zidong: Ah, I see. You are not Ali's father.

Wang Xiaoning: You're not the only one who can see it.

Zhang Zidong: You are his brother.

Wang Xiaoning: Hey, me.

Zhang Zidong: Big Uncle.

Wang Xiaoning: Ali, I don't understand. What are you looking for with such a low IQ?

Mary: At least he can't fool me. What I want is simple. I just want to find someone who will care for me and take care of me when I need him.

Zhang Zidong: I really understand this time. You are her evil ex-boyfriend. Is it useful to shake this cleverness in front of me? Don't worry, Ali, if you follow me, you will get wind and rain, and it will be ten thousand times stronger than you. Come on, look at you. Come on, look at what you have. If you want money, you have no money, you have no head, you have nothing to want, you say you (point Wang Xiaoning with your hand)

(Mary breaks his fingers) Mary: Who are you talking to? Just talk and move your hands! I'm telling you! Growing up! No one dares to touch Wang Xiaoning except me.

(Wang Xiaoning steps forward) Wang Xiaoning: Come on! Click me again. Come on! (Sister Li reflexively breaks Wang Xiaoning's finger)

Mary: Say he didn't say you didn't?

Wang Xiaoning: Hey, Ali.

Mary: Wang Xiaoning, it's been half a year, and you haven't even seen anyone. What I know is that you drove a taxi, but what I don't know is that you rented it out (crying)

Wang Xiaoning: Ali, let me tell you the truth. This is a gift I've been preparing for you for half a year (taking out a car key while talking)

Mary: What do you mean? Let me drive a taxi for you.

Wang Xiaoning: I didn't take it by mistake (fumbling for a new key again). Ali, I feel particularly uncomfortable when I see you riding an electric car every day in the wind and rain. So in the past six months, I opened a taxi in the first half of the night, worked overtime in the warehouse in the second half of the night, and found a courier job during the day. I saved some money and bought you a second-hand car. When I'm not around, let it shelter you from the wind and rain.

Mary: Xiao Ning, why didn't you tell me?

Wang Xiaoning: Don't you always think I'm not romantic? I just wanted to surprise you. Originally, I wanted to send you a beautiful fairy tale, but I didn't expect you to find me a sprained hip (Zhang Zidong is twisting her hip next to her). Ali, you're right. If you love someone, you want her to live well. No matter what the result is, this car is my gift to both of you.

Mary: No, Xiao Ning.

Zhang Zidong: surprise! (Jumping over and scattering flowers) Come on, Ali, give me five! You see he was scared, tears came out (Mary smiled through tears). I'm telling you, I'm just kidding you! (consciously hand in hand)

Wang Xiaoning: Ali, what happened?

Mary: Haven't I been looking for you for half a year? I asked you what you were doing, but you didn't say anything. I really didn't want to talk. I'll find my boyfriend Dongdong and ask him to help me get angry with you.

Wang Xiaoning: What, what boyfriend? Where did you get your best friend? Why didn't I know?

Zhang Zidong: It's on the phone.

Mary: Don't listen to him. It was drawn in a lottery. Xiao Ning, I just want to be angry with you and see if you still don't care about me.

Wang Xiaoning: I don't care about you? How can you care about that big hip

Mary (Zhang Zidong is wringing): Xiao Ning, thank you. Two people have been together, but life is not material, so let's return this car. Let's keep the money and live a good life (hug) (dancing in a small building).

Wang Xiaoning: No, the music has stopped. What are you still doing there?

Zhang Zidong: Leave me alone and return the car first.

Mary: Call the car and return it. Hurry up.

Yu Yang: Miss, miss, miss. This is full, this is full (Xiao Ning calls)

Mary: Thanks.

Yu Yang: Take it, take it, you're welcome, you're welcome (the phone rings).

Wang Xiaoning: Hey, sorry, I'm the one who bought your car online. I don't want that car now. Can you return it to me?

Yu Yang: Why? My car is quite good

Wang Xiaoning: No, there is something wrong with your car.

Yu Yang: What's wrong with my car?

Wang Xiaoning: No, your car (found the other party calling)

Yu Yang: Hello?

Wang Xiaoning: Hello.

Yu Yang: Not you, tell me, what's wrong with my car (pushing Xiao Ning with my hand). I have worked hard to prepare for it for a long time.

(Ali snaps her fingers) Mary: Who are you with? Just say what you want to do! Right!

Yu Yang: Right.

Wang Xiaoning: Try touching me again.

Mary: Right?

Yu Yang: Right, right (end)

Extended data:

"I wish you happiness" cast:

1, Mary

1982 was born in Dandong, Liaoning province on June 28th, and graduated from the Performance Department of Central Academy of Drama, Peking University Theatre Research Institute, and an actress in China.

In 2005, Mary joined the stage comedy team in Mahua FunAge. In 2006, he participated in the drama Master of Architecture.

In 2009, he starred in the stage play Jianghu College.

In 20/0/0, Kloc participated in the comedy movie "The Battle of Shama Town", and in the same year, he cooperated with He Jiong in the sketch "super happy Insole", and then successfully launched the "super happy" series of sketches.

In 20 12, he starred in the family emotional drama "AA Life".

In 20 13, he participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time, and collaborated with Shen Teng on the sketch "Happiness Today 2" to play Ma Dongmei.

In 20 14, he participated in CCTV Spring Festival Gala again and performed the sketch "Help or Not".

In 20/0/5, Kloc participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and performed the sketch "What You Want". On September 30th, the youth romantic comedy film "goodbye mr. loser" starring was released.

In 20 16, she won the most stylish actress award of the year in Netease Fashion Cross-border Festival.

On September 30th, 20 17, the comedy film "the iron fist of shame" was released. In 20 18, she won the Best Actress Award in the 9th icff Golden Dragon Award.

2. Yu Yang

1June 2, 9881was born in hegang, Heilongjiang province, and is a host and actor in China mainland.

In 2006, he made his debut by participating in Liaoning Satellite TV's "Every Family Has a Play" program.

February 20 10 12, acted as the host of the Spring Festival Gala of Liaoning Satellite TV. On February 13, he first appeared on CCTV Spring Festival Evening in the Year of the Tiger and performed the sketch "Donation".

On June 6th, 20 1 1, he won the opening ceremony of the 7th Shanghai TV Festival and the hosting award of the Top Ten New Chinese Hosts' Humor and Smart Style of the 201New Generation Chinese Hosting Group.

On February 25th, 20 14, he made a guest appearance in the online comedy diors man 3 directed by Da Peng (Dapeng).

In 20 14, he participated in the recording of nearly 40 programs as a guest of the home team of "The Year Show".

20/kloc-in may of 0/5, he co-hosted the all-star talk show "The Secret of the Kitchen" created by Shenzhen Satellite TV with Zhao Yiou (Ou Ge).

On September 20 15, he co-hosted the all-star transnational competitive reality show "China-Korea Dream Team" jointly produced by China Shenzhen Satellite TV and Korea KBS TV.

20/kloc-The film Sewing Machine Band was released in September, 2007. The role of "Zhang Caifa" played by Yu Yang was very eye-catching, and he impressed the audience with his real and natural acting skills. Although he was a villain, he was very sincere and lovely.

3. Wang Ning

1999, starred in the film "The Story of Hongzhiban" and played Zhang Hua.

In 200 1 year, he appeared in TV series "Cao Cao and Cai Wenji" and "Don't talk to strangers".

In 2005, he participated in the TV series "Youth with Nowhere to Place".

In 2006, he played Guo Jing's disciple Wu Dunru in the TV series The Condor Heroes.

In 2007, he participated in the film Red Cliff directed by Hong Kong director John Woo.

In 2009, he starred in the stage play Pirates of Somalia and played Teacher Zhang.

In 20 12, he first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Gala and performed the sketch "The Restoration of Skynet". In the same year, he also starred in the online sitcom "Mahua FunAge Theater" produced by LeTV.

In 20 13, he once again boarded the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening and performed the sketch "Big Cities and Small Things". In the same year, he played the chef in the comedy movie blockbuster.

In 20 14, he performed the sketch "Homecoming" at the CCTV Lantern Festival.

In 20 15, he performed the sketch "In fact, you don't understand my heart" at the CCTV Lantern Festival.

20 16 1 month, together with partner Allen, participated in the second season of "Happy Comedian" of Oriental TV on behalf of the Mahua FunAge team. In May, the online series "Brothers Scrap Wood 4" starring it was broadcast online, and the total broadcast volume of the whole series exceeded 2 billion on June 7. 1February, starring in the comedy movie "The Legend of Salted Fish".

4. Zhang Zidong

1985 Born in Anshan City, Liaoning Province on April 4th, he is an actor in China Mainland. Graduated from the performance department of the Central Academy of Drama.

At the beginning of 20 10, he began to be a guest performer in the variety show "Who's the protagonist" broadcast by Liaoning Satellite TV as a laughing brother. In the same year, he starred in the first film "The Battle of Shama Town".

In 20 12, I began to enter the big screen and starred in the comedy movie "Please call me a hero".

20 13 years, starring in the online comedy "the seven brothers of cantaloupe".

20 14 years, starring in the urban inspirational series Dream.

In 20 15, he co-directed and starred in the online comedy Master of Invention with Xu Chao.