? Three people in Guangdong spent 200,000 RMB to make170,000 counterfeit money.

? A man in Ziyang, Shaanxi Province spent 200,000 yuan to decorate his new house, and found it was someone else's home after the renovation.

? The prison guard suddenly fell into a coma, and the prisoner broke out of prison and smashed the door for emergency treatment! The police were very moved and then reinforced the cell.

? Zhejiang couples "fantasy" won the prize of 5 million, and they fought because of uneven distribution.

? A man went to a hotel to get a room, and spent 800 yuan to call two young ladies. As a result, the three men fought for the landlord all night, and the man won more than 2000 yuan!

? If the woman failed to pass the driver's license test 13 years, the driving school will refund her in full and invite her to dinner.

? Innocent woman 1 year cheated 1 18 times, the liar lamented: she is the best person to me except my mother.

? The man stayed at the bottom of a hotel pillow and was surprised to find 10,000 yuan in cash. He complained angrily: I definitely didn't change the pillowcase!

? The young man was black from the waist down and thought he was seriously ill. Doctor: The trousers faded.

? During working hours, the boss gave out red envelopes, and employees who robbed red envelopes were fined in 500 yuan.

? The lovelorn man turned on the gas and tried to commit suicide. After calming down, he lit a cigarette but detonated it.

? The robber sent the girl back after robbing her, saying that she was a little uneasy to see her alone.

? The Japanese woman farted in the middle of the operation and was ignited by the laser, causing the operating room to catch fire.

? The junior boy was trapped in the elevator for 5 hours and finished his homework while waiting for rescue.

? A small man in Hefei secretly got Samsung Note7, but he hasn't stolen the mobile phone and spontaneously ignited.

? The traffic police in Laoling, Shandong Province fined more than 10,000 yuan for seizing the "overloaded" empty tanker, and the driver demanded to pay for the oil according to the bill when picking up the car the next day. As a result, the court sentenced the traffic police to pay1200,000 oil money.

? The woman asks for sick leave to travel to bask in her circle of friends, and the screenshot of the company leaves a certificate to expel her …

? The teacher was sentenced to "1 year" in the first instance, and was sentenced to "12 years" in the second instance.

? A man stole drinks worth 50,000 yuan from the warehouse, emptied the bottles overnight and sold the empty bottles for more than 200 yuan.

? Thieves burglary, for fear of footsteps, take off their shoes, and their feet are too smelly to wake the owner.

? In order to scare her boyfriend, a woman in Henan reported that she was a fugitive. After investigation, the police found that she was really a fugitive.

? After Zhang Yimou paid the full fine for having more than one child, the China government allowed to encourage the birth of a second child.

? A young man in the United States tried to commit suicide with a gun, but his mother found him and called the police. The police shot him to prevent him from committing suicide.

? Ukraine proposed to cancel Russia's one-vote veto in the United Nations, which was rejected by Russia.

? Only one person completed the British marathon, and the second runner took 5,000 people to the wrong road.

All of the above are real cases! Summarize the most embarrassing news of 20 18.