[Story] Cyclops and Cyclops Chen, the director of taxation, was overjoyed when he heard that Niu, the director of taxation, was hospitalized in the county hospital. This thing will be destroyed one day! This is a great event for one-eyed Chen Lai, because he has been waiting for this day for ten years! How many decades does life last? It was the spring of 1994. One-eyed Chen often traffics tea to Fuan for sale. Because of the small quantity, it is difficult to make money without tax evasion. In this way, tax evasion became his usual trick. In the evening, he drinks tea with his newly grown son and walks the mountain road. Successfully evaded taxes without going through the roadside tax checkpoint. One night before Tomb-Sweeping Day, he and his father were walking on the road with tea leaves on their backs, panting like cattle along a hillside. Suddenly, they heard a loud cry: "Stop!" When the discerning flashlight shone on the one-eyed Chen, his scalp was numb, but when he saw that Niu Yi was alone, he relaxed a little. Director Niu said: "Pay taxes to 500 yuan and fine 500 yuan." One-eyed Chen immediately said with a smiling face, "Director Niu, pay less, I only weigh more than 200 kilograms ..." "Don't even think about losing a penny. According to reports from the masses, you stole it several times. " The cow bit the steel bar with a long breath. One-eyed Chen turned his head, took out 500 yuan from his pocket and gave it to Director Niu, saying, "It's hard in the middle of the night. Take it to buy snacks to fill your stomach. " "One-eyed Chen!" Director Niu's face was black, and his voice sounded like that of Niu Cleisthenes: "Bribery of state cadres should be dealt with severely. If all tea leaves are confiscated, you will be fined. Let's take the tea to the office. " One-eyed Chen squinted at the cow, motionless, as if to say, I won't pick, see what you do. They were deadlocked for some time. Director Niu went up, wrapped two teas into a ball and inserted the pole. "Hey," he picked up more than 200 kilograms of tea and left. One-eyed Chen was so angry that his blood rushed up. He grabbed a small stick and knocked on Director Niu's head. Director Niu was one-sided and the stick was broken. He shook off the burden on his shoulder and turned to put one foot with one eye. They can't wither like frosted eggplant ... One-eyed Chen was not only fined, but also detained for half a month. From then on, one-eyed Chen held a grudge and vowed to retaliate against the cow. He stopped doing business and said that unless the cow was transferred, it would be better to die. Two times, one-eyed Chen followed Director Niu to a deserted place with a stick, but every time he was almost found by Director Niu and gave up. On two occasions, director Niu came to the one-eyed Chen family and advised him to start a new business, saying: now the tax is much lower than before ... he kicked him out of the house. However, ten years later, one-eyed Chen's resentment against Director Niu did not dilute with the passage of time, but intensified, because all the people who did business with him ten years ago made a fortune, and he was too poor to have money and wanted to put on a false eye. It's a pity that I haven't had a chance to do it for so many years. Now that God has opened his eyes, he can finally get what he wants ... One-eyed Chen ate his dinner and saw that it was getting dark. He dug out a sharp kitchen knife from under the bed, stuffed it into his arms and tied it with a rubber band. He wants to use this knife to cut off director Niu's hamstring or spine and ask him to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He hurried to the county seat on a broken bicycle. By the time he got to the city, it was already 1 1 half past one, and the hospital gate was closed. He climbed over the fence and touched the inpatient room 105, where the light was still on. He looked in: Director Niu was lying asleep on the bed by the window, and there was no one else in the room. He thought, look, God help me! He whooshed out his knife and held it tightly. When he was about to climb through the window, suddenly a dozen people in tax uniforms and a doctor came in. A man who claimed to be a lawyer told everyone that after examination by a doctor, Comrade Niu Dawei died of terminal liver cancer due to overwork. I was entrusted to him before he died. Now I will read out his will: 1. After my death, I volunteered to donate an eye to the elderly in Southwest Township. Two ... One-eyed Chen heard this, and the kitchen knife in his hand fell to the ground with a bang, crying and shouting: "Director Niu ..."