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Novel female taxation
[Short Story] Cyclops and one-eyed Chen, director of taxation, heard that director Niu of taxation was hospitalized in the county hospital, and they were overjoyed at the bottom of their hearts. This thing that the devil takes the hindmost will have this day! This is a big deal for one-eyed Chen Lai, because he has been waiting for this day for ten years! How many decades are there in life? It was in the spring of 1994. One-eyed Chen often trafficked tea to Fu 'an to sell it. Because the quantity was small, it was difficult to earn money without tax evasion. In this way, tax evasion became his usual trick. He took tea with his newly grown son at night and walked the mountain road. Successful tax evasion without going through a tax inspection station on the side of the road. One night in front of Tomb-Sweeping Day, he and his father went on the road with tea leaves, panting like cattle along a mountain slope. Suddenly, they heard a loud shout: "Stop!" As a discerning flashlight shone on him, one-eyed Chen felt numb at the sound of his scalp, but when he saw that Niu was the only one, he relaxed a little. Director Niu said, "Pay 500 yuan in back taxes and pay 500 yuan in fines." One-eyed Chen immediately said with a smiling face, "Director Niu, pay less, I'm only over 200 Jin ..." "Don't even think about losing a penny. According to reports from the masses, you've stolen it several times." The cow's long breath bit the steel bar. One-eyed Chen turned his head and pulled out 500 yuan from his pocket and gave it to Director Niu, saying, "It's hard at midnight. Take it to buy snacks to fill your stomach." "One-eyed Chen!" Director Niu has a dark face and a voice as loud as a cow's moo: "If you bribe state cadres, you should deal with them strictly. If all the tea leaves are confiscated, you will be fined. Let's go and pick the tea leaves to the office." One-eyed Chen squinted at the cow, motionless, as if to say, I won't pick and see what you do. They were deadlocked for a while. Director Niu went up, tied two tea bags into a group, and inserted the pole into it. "Hey," he provoked more than 200 kilograms of tea and left. One-eyed Chen was a fierce spirit, and his blood rushed up. He grabbed a small stick and knocked it on the head of Director Niu. Director Niu was lopsided, and the stick was broken. He got rid of the burden on his shoulder and turned to put one-eyed one foot. They can't father wither like frosted eggplant ... One-eyed Chen was not only fined, but also detained for half a month. From then on, one-eyed Chen held a grudge and vowed to retaliate against the cow. He stopped doing business and said that unless the cow was transferred, it was best to die. There were two times when one-eyed Chen followed the director of Niu to a deserted place with a stick, but every time he was almost found out by the director of Niu and gave up. On two occasions, director Niu came to the one-eyed Chen family to persuade him to start his business again, saying: Now the tax is much lower than before ... and he kicked him out of the house. However, ten years later, one-eyed Chen's resentment against Niu's director has not been diluted with the passage of time, and it has become more and more fierce, because everyone who did business with him ten years ago has made a fortune, and he is so poor that he wants to have an artificial eye without money. It's a pity that I haven't had a chance to lay hands on him for so many years. Now God has opened his eyes, and he can finally get what he wants ... One-eyed Chen ate dinner and saw that it was getting dark. He dug out a sharp kitchen knife from under the bed and stuffed it into his arms, and tied it with a rubber band. He wanted to use this knife to cut off the hamstring or spine of the cow's director, and told him to sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He rode on a broken bicycle and hurried to the county seat. When he arrived in the city, it was already half past eleven at night, and the hospital gate was closed. He crawled through the fence and touched the inpatient room 105, where the light was still on. He looked in: Director Niu was lying asleep on the bed by the window, and there was no one else in the room. He thought, Look, God help me! He whooshed out his knife and held it tightly. When he was about to climb through the window and enter, suddenly a dozen people wearing tax uniforms and a doctor walked in. A man who claimed to be a lawyer told everyone: After the doctor's examination, Comrade Niu Dawei died of terminal liver cancer because of overwork. I was entrusted by him before his death. Now I read out his will: 1. I voluntarily donated an eye to the old man in Southwest Township after my death. Two ... One-eyed Chen heard this, and the kitchen knife in his hand fell to the ground with a "dang", crying and shouting: "The director of the cow ..."