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If world history were a drama, which plots would be the most absurd?

1. A foreign boy worked as a hawker in the capital in his early years. One day, he felt miserable and screamed at the east gate, and was seen by a celebrity leader at the time. A few years later, the world was in chaos, and he was sold as a slave. Later, he joined the rebel army, and finally counterattacked countless rich and handsome men. He eliminated more than a hundred princes in two battles. He met the famous leader of the year on the battlefield. Both of them felt that they were very familiar with each other - —This is Shi Le’s story.

2. The son of a certain county magistrate organized a resistance army after the world was in chaos, and eventually became the northern barrier of the imperial court. However, because of the bastards of the imperial court, he finally rebelled without hesitation and swept across the capital. Seeing victory in sight, he actually because Drunk, he fell off his horse, and then there was no more - this is Su Jun's story.

3. A certain second-generation empire vowed to restore the glory of the first-generation empire. It swept Byzantium and invaded Egypt. Seeing that its territory was about to overlap with that of the first-generation empire, the nomads rose behind it and the country fell five years later. This is Sasha. The story of Sampos.

4. A certain beggar, his whole family starved to death, his brother got married, he became a monk, was reported, and was forced to rebel. He actually counterattacked all kinds of tycoons along the way and swept away the most powerful people in the history of the world. Empire, recovery of China - this is the story of Zhu Yuanzhang.

5. Liu Xiu, cheated in the Battle of Kunyang and counterattacked the goddess (when marrying Yin Lihua), after being sent to Hebei, Bai Fumei led an army of 200,000 to rebel (Queen Guo).

6. In this screenwriting team, a screenwriter who had just debuted was assigned to write about a remote grassland tribe with only a few hundred thousand people, and he was also a supporting role in the screenwriting team.

As a result, while other screenwriters were on vacation, Ya let this prairie tribe go on a rampage, killing whomever they saw, regardless of whether it was scientific or not, and even made up random things to conquer the Eurasian continent!

The other screenwriters came back from vacation, and when they saw it, I was so fucked! The original character setting is completely messed up, how to continue...

After intense discussion, a great screenwriter discovered a bug, and finally rounded off the plot through this bug:

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Such a tribe that has conquered the world does not have its own religion. Come on, just believe in whatever religion you conquer!

Oh, so just 100 years later, this randomly inserted plot was almost diluted without a trace, and various character settings took effect again...

As for the extra screenwriter, he was punished to continue writing plots after Mongolia, without having a single line for hundreds of years!

7. Wang Mang

More than two thousand years ago, he made plans to freeze slavery, state ownership of land and resources, regulate prices, and prohibit merchants from hoarding goods

The unemployed are forced to work, and the state provides food during the period

Establish a loan system, and people can borrow money from the government when in need

↑ The screenwriter is definitely crazy for letting this person live in a People who lived more than a hundred years ago appeared more than 2,000 years ago = =! Otherwise, they would definitely be good young people with strong roots~

8. In this TV series, the emergence of a new protagonist Often there is no foreshadowing or logic! !

A rich, handsome protagonist who has been on screen for hundreds of thousands of years is often counterattacked by passers-by.

But there is no reasonable growth trajectory for passerby A to grow into BOSS!

Mohammed was obviously a middle-aged illiterate uncle who relied on his wealthy wife for a living. Suddenly he was inspired by God and became a prophet, leading the Arabs with poor land to conquer half of the earth. . .

Joan of Arc is a farm girl from the countryside. She probably never even touched a real sword when she went to the battlefield. Suddenly (TA) and (MA) she was inspired by God and became a general who had won many battles. In the Hundred Years' War, the brilliant British were beaten almost to death, and even historians can't figure out what she did. .

Why did Spain get lucky N times in a row? Why was Cortes able to defeat the Aztecs with a population of 500 with 600 men, 13 guns and 16 horses?

If this bloody thing was forgotten once, why did Pizarro quickly lead 180 people to conquer the Inca, which also had a population of 5 million?