After reading Lust, Caution, I found that women are unreliable.
After reading the warlords, I found that my brother was unreliable.
After reading the assembly number, I found that the organization was unreliable.
After reading "Mom is Li Shancheng again", it was really vicious and suddenly poked Tumen Qing's eyes! Father-in-law Tumen Qing said, "You don't want to think about it either, King Shan. Why doesn't anyone come and go during the day? " Sit down quickly and don't waste time telling stories. "Rolling around, screaming. Li Shancheng stared at the imperial doctor with a cold hum: "Whoever dares to lie to my adult is a lesson from the past. Old things, including you. Let's go Love Me Once found that Dad was unreliable.
After reading the new Never Give Up, I found my son unreliable.
After reading "Golden Flower in the City", I found that my wife and husband are unreliable.
After reading a dream of red mansions, I found that my grandmother and sister-in-law were unreliable.
After watching Journey to the West, Chiyou is the grandson of Emperor Yan. It is said that Chiyou is cruel and belligerent by nature. He has ten brothers, all talking beasts, all copper-toed and iron-toed, who eat with stones and iron. Chiyou originally belonged to the Yellow Emperor, but after the defeat of Emperor Yan, Chiyou discovered a copper mine at the foot of Lushan Mountain. They made these bronze weapons into swords, spears, halberds, shields and other weapons, which greatly enhanced their military strength and made them ambitious to avenge Emperor Yan. Chiyou joined forces with people from Fengbo, Shi Yu and Kuafu tribes to challenge the Yellow Emperor angrily. Remember to "find the owner unreliable.
After reading the Water Margin, I found that leaders are unreliable.
After seeing Huo Yuanjia, I found that my apprentice was unreliable.
After watching Infernal Affairs, I found that the police were unreliable.
After reading the promise, I found that steamed bread is not reliable.
The old man ignored him and sent the rope down for the old man to catch. But the old man slapped him and saw that his brothers were not there, so he squatted down and said, "Dad, I'll carry you home." After reading Green Snake, I found that animals are unreliable.
After watching Sunny Days, I found that condoms are not reliable.
After watching Crazy Stone, Niu invited a foreign official. Sure enough, it wasn't long before the news came out that Lv Guhe Yan Hailin had joined forces. Jun Lv's son Lu had said "suitable" to his eldest daughter-in-law, and he came to Yan Hailin's side. According to Li Yuerui's Wild Riding in the Ice Room in Spring, during the Daoguang period, Governor Nanhe tasted the so-called delicious goose web. He first put the goose in a small iron cage with a charcoal fire under it, and the goose jumped up with heat. He drank the sauce and vinegar himself, and when he died, his palm was several inches thick, and all the grease was in it. So he ate his palm. It is the same governor who has another cruel way of eating humps: pouring boiling water on his back, scalding the camel to death, and concentrating all his energy on his back. Then cut off the hump and make it delicious. After being diagnosed by a famous doctor, he shook his head and sighed: "The cow is terminally ill, and the poisonous saliva on the mouse's teeth wanders in the body. Unless he found the specific medicine, the python Qinghe, put on his coat and twisted it out of the hole, and came to the road, it was already dark. Qinghe is on his way home, narcissistic for his cleverness. " Blood flower should be used as a primer for medicine, otherwise there is no way to save the day. "Niu hurriedly sent a reward notice and found Tie Changqing who owed him his life. I found that international masters are unreliable.
After watching Seven Things on the Yangtze River, they ate two dried buns in a hurry and went to work. , found that the earth people are not reliable.
After watching Ratatouille, I found that the chef was unreliable.
After watching The Shawshank Redemption, I found that the cashier was unreliable.
After reading Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I found that the husband and wife were unreliable and the company was unreliable.
Niu Mowang promised to finish the task, so he walked at a brisk pace. The giant leaned against the post and gave a thunderous laugh, because he knew that Niu Mowang could not finish the task. After reading Braveheart, I found that nobles are unreliable.
After reading The Smell of Women, I found that people who are not blind are unreliable.
After watching Prison Break, I found that the cell was unreliable.
After reading it, I found that the president can't live on "24 hours"
After watching "The Ring of Midnight", I found that the telephone was unreliable, and the TV was even more unreliable.
After watching Transformers, I found that aliens are also unreliable.
After watching The Matrix, I found that all the realities were unreliable.
Conclusion: Only "I" is reliable, abbreviated as "holy shit"!
Tell a few more jokes:
First, what is a white-collar worker?
I got paid today and paid off the loan.
Pay rent, utilities, oil, rice, instant noodles and touch your mouth.
The money left in the bag sighed: this month's salary is white-collar again.
The foreman said that his salary would be paid soon, and he still owed his own accommodation, meals, lost time and medical expenses.
Boss/kloc-more than 0/00, too lazy to take it. So there was thunder and lightning that night, and all the thunder exploded over the old house created by Tian, scaring the old couple Zhao Caizhu to lie in bed in the middle of the night and dare not show up. Blue collar ~.
Second,
Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on 10 floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor. ......
Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang there?"
The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel."
Xiao Wang: "Ah! ? When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to send it to him yet? "
"It doesn't matter, you can look for him below."
Three,
Ghost: God, next time I want to be as white as an angel and put on a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood. God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.
Four,
A friend sold popsicles in the park for the first time, so he was embarrassed to shout. Then suddenly someone shouted "sell popsicles ~ ~ ~ sell popsicles ~ ~". Hearing this, my friend shouted happily, "Me too ~ ~ Me too ~ ~" I don't want money, I have plenty of money. Tell the princess to come to my room and stay up all night. I'll tell her. " ~"。
Five,
Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " "
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