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Help make up some Chinese jingles, urgent need! ! Thank you for your questions.
If you want to get rich, hit the road. The stop sign is a cash cow to pick up the phone from the superior, and the waist pole becomes shrimp; Call the same level and make fun of the conversation; The lower floor calls, and the sound is like thunder; When the crowd called, the secretary refused to answer the phone. (1) Everything should be done according to the relationship. If it matters, it depends. If there is no relationship, it is difficult to find a relationship and it is difficult to buy a relationship. You must find relationships when you do things. If you can't find a relationship, it matters a lot. It doesn't matter if you find a relationship. Don't get angry when you see others go through the back door. Don't be discouraged because there is no back door. You have a back door. You're welcome. Three official seals are not worth a fellow villager. The official seal has a big bowl, which is not worth a word from an acquaintance. If you don't do things without interests, you will do things indiscriminately with interests, and it is easy to go astray. If a woman is sent to do great things, it is difficult to do things seriously. Don't talk back to your superiors, don't make exceptions for your peers, don't care about face for your relatives and friends, and don't leave room for people around you. (2) If you want to get rich, go on the road, and the stop sign is a cash cow. Set a checkpoint, millions a year. I'll leave as soon as you check, and I'll deal with it as soon as you leave. Roads don't take paths, neither day nor night. Shout fiercely, grasp loosely, and execute with a sieve. (3) I want to do a good job in operation, get through the relationship and send a red envelope. Register for surgery, see a doctor and take medicine. Connect first, then send a red envelope. Some pharmacies have become shopping malls, and individual doctors have become profiteers. When the ambulance rang, a pig left a red envelope for nothing, and there was no way to see a doctor. The driver can't stop laughing, saying good things, smoking cigarettes and fines. The driver thinks that when he enters the city, he meets the station, and when he crosses the bridge, he meets the card. Check every car, and every inspection will be punished. I feel scared when the wheel turns. Registration time-maximum. The diagnosis time is the shortest. Charges-maximum. At least someone who can see a doctor. Don't look at the small yamen, sit at the top of the "Jade Bird" and buy "Santana" no matter how big the official is; No matter which level, you must take Audi. Although the factory is small, the director has a "blue bird"; The factory owes money, and the director takes Toyota. Although the yamen is small, there is a "bluebird" sitting on its head; The company lost money and still owned Toyota. If the salary can't be paid, the leader will buy the "Blue Bird"; Half of the salary, the leader has a "crown"; 1 month's salary1month's salary, the leader still takes Santana. I would rather take a loan than take a domestic car. The masses worked hard, earned 300 thousand, bought a "turtle shell" and sat a bastard! The first floor, the second floor, the old, the weak and the sick, the third floor, the fourth floor, the fifth floor, the sixth floor, the property management, the seventh floor and the eighth floor. Ordinary people are indomitable, and the leadership goes deep into the masses. Wide households have bedrooms, halls and study rooms, while crowded rooms have holes in walls and hammocks. Houseless households are in a hurry to stamp their feet and scold their mothers. The powerful "separated wives and children" and the powerless "four generations under one roof". Some cadres' housing funds come from the secretary to build a house and the director to help. The director will build the house, and the section chief will help. The section chief wants to build a house, and the buyer helps. Buyers want to build a house, and the benefits will help. The land and "three" materials are more favorable, the township construction team is obliged to help, the subordinate enterprises support and sponsor, and the guests are given red envelopes when the house is completed, and the salary and bonus are slightly higher. Although we are a poor county, the office building competes with the palace, and the county magistrate takes a luxury car and goes to a banquet every three days. Although our factory is losing money, the leaders wear glasses every day. Although the unit does not have much money, it often goes abroad. Although the organization is overstaffed, there is still "overstaffing" every year. Although we are poor here, the office building is magnificent. Although our foundation is weak. The cost of eating and drinking is not less. Although the cultivated land is decreasing year by year, the housing for cadres is eye-catching. One guarantees eating and drinking, two guarantees nesting, three guarantees taking a bus and four guarantees going abroad, which doesn't care about people's lives! Sitting in Mazda (imported car), eating "cow penis" (beef, chicken, turtle), drinking "Wuliangye" (famous wine), rubbing "258" (mahjong), smoking "35" (imported cigarettes) and holding a girl (dancing). When you come out, you will be crowded around and the police car will open the way for you. Stay in a full-service luxury hotel. The food is delicious, and the tobacco and alcohol are reported. Next is local products, big bags and small bags. Five pounds of oil for a pack of cigarettes, a cow for a table, a pig for a room for one night, a car for beans, six ships of cotton for a trip abroad, and a car for a building. I only care about drinking well, no matter whether the people are full or not. 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