1, this kind of illiteracy does not mean that there is no talent.
2, an illiterate lout can be the head of the team, which shows that he is very capable and talented.
I heard that that place is a place for literacy. Those people are idiots. Can little sister marry such a person?
4. Of course, of course, someone respects you and enjoys it.
5, the more you talk, the more energetic you are. It's not a couple if it's a big deal.
No one bothered me, but I sprained my foot myself.
8. What happened to the capitalists? We have cleaned up the Japanese devils, American devils and Kuomintang reactionaries, but we still can't clean up a capitalist's young lady.
9. Aren't you looking for a woman who can dance?
10, what's wrong with illiteracy and lout? You think illiteracy is a lout, so you can't be in power.
1 1, God, it's finally over.
Classic sentence of parents' love
1, do you say that loving someone is like having a fever?
2. Not as good as old Europe in quantity and not as good as him in quality?
3, you are a big liar, you can become bigger if you change to a big island. You think I'm stupid.
4. I didn't expect that I, Sister An, the tofu in the city, would let you order the brine in the country.
5. Women don't like it. This is an experience and a lesson.
6. Songshan Island is not big, but it is definitely bigger than the needle nose.
7. I can roll, so would you like to roll with me?
8. As an open group cadre, how can you wash diapers every day?
9. You just gave your mouth for the New Year. I didn't see how kind you are to tidy up your wife.
10, you can control me, and you control me so well, why can't you control a widow?
1 1, don't use this bereavement tactic. You have used two skills out of 36 plans, and there are 34 plans left.
12, no one can say that smooth tongue is born, and it has nothing to do with culture.
13, finally swollen when I was lucky, and swollen long ago when I was unlucky.
14, this pen can't write the word Jiang, and there are two people named Jiang at home, so life can't go on!
15, let me wash my hands when you are polite to me?
16, I opposed you do miss, but I didn't encourage you to be a bitch.
17 and plan 36 are bullshit. Forget this?
18, I thought your servant bullied my sister alone. Now, with Cheng's help, you two are even.
19, she is not at home at work. I run to her bed and sit there every day, but no bacteria eat her.
20. What's the big deal about being handsome? I am not a man. I don't care.
2 1, I am the railway * *, and that section is not my responsibility, but Mrding's.
22, two slaps, it is best not to be together.
23. You are such a person who is afraid of chaos in the world.
24. Everyone can call her big sister, but no one calls her grandma anymore.
25. Children will cry when they put it down. Do you cry when you put down your work?
26. Does she have long legs? Won't she come back by herself? You have to use eight people to carry the sedan chair and bring her back! Besides, we can't finish it alone. We can lift eight big sedan chairs.
Classic lines of roof love
1, boss: The boys' bathhouse is on the left!
I'm not here to take a shower. I'm here to collect rent.
2. Li Xinai: My father says it seems to be a mess here.
Brother Black Wheel: No, we Tiantai people are very cultured and have a lot of temperament.
Egg flower: if the heart is chaotic, everything is chaotic.
Li Xinai: Wow, what a connotation!
3. Prodigal Cream (Jay Chou): Do you have a wish?
Li Xinai (Li Xinai): I want to be myself, just like you.
4. Sister Molly: We Tiantai people like joking, so don't mind!
5. Studio: You are so naive. I mean sad but not sad, happy or unhappy. Do you think it's weird?
6. Lao Li (Zhong Zhentao): If you really love her, leave her.
7. Brother Black Wheel: Sweet Potato Girl
Sweet potato girl (shy): Brother Black Wheel
Brother Black Wheel: I just want to eat sweet potatoes.
Sweet potato sister (shy): Oh, never mind. Brother Black Wheel can eat as much as he wants!
8. Prodigal Ointment (Jay Chou): If the heart is chaotic, the world will be chaotic.
Jay Chou: I can see you every day. Only you can't see me.
10, Boye Chinese Medicine: The latest medicine, women eat Boba, men eat Boba.
Masses: Change what?
Boye Traditional Chinese Medicine: Dad
1 1, you want to die!
Jay Chou: How about letting me sing a song before I die?
12, we have a tradition here. As long as a pair of fish is picked up by a couple and put into the lover's lake, then the couple will be happy for life.
Prodigal Ointment (Jay Chou): We are just friends.
13, Dad, why don't you teach me martial arts?
Dr. Bo: You can't kick someone just because your legs are so short!
14, Boye: If I hadn't taught you Kung Fu, you would have died.
15, Li Xinai: Hey, let me go, let me go (a kick from the prodigal cream).
Director: Kaka! We are filming.
16 everyone (facing the billboard): Hello, sister-in-law!
Prodigal cream: I see you every day. You don't have to know me.
17, prodigal cream: aren't you coming down?
It is enough to have you alone, so we won't continue.
Sister Molly (Xu Fan): What a rare fate it is for you to meet! We Tiantai people are ordinary, but we can also live an extraordinary life.
19, Lao Li (Zhong Zhentao): Never associate with Xiao Ai again!
Sister Molly (Xu Fan): Big star, why did you come to us?
2 1, prodigal cream: We are not lovers.
Fish seller: You become a lover after fishing.
22. Director: You jump, who found the old man?
Li: Director, haven't you noticed?
Uncle (Ceng Zhiwei): At that time, many young stars secretly loved me, and many male stars hated me.
24. Bowling King Rock Climbing Photo (Akon): I haven't climbed out for a long time.
25. Brother Lei (): You hurt your body, but I hurt my heart!
26. Xiaoyu: From the piano room to the classroom, there are 108 steps, in order to see you at first sight.
27. Xiaoyu: But if you really love each other, ten years is a long time.
28. Xiaoyu: I'll tell you a secret.
Xiao Lun: OK.
Xiaoyu: I ... counted, from the piano room to the classroom, a total of 108 steps.
Xiao Lun: Boring.
Xiaoyu: Don't talk if you are bored.
Xiao Lun: "Very good."
29. Xiaoyu: Do you like playing the piano with one hand?
Xiao Lun: That's why the other hand can catch you!
16, Xiaoyu: It's incredible to meet you.
Classic lines of love movies
Classic lines of love movies
Subway to spring;
I don't know what to say, but I suddenly miss her at that moment.
I have always doubted whether there will be love at first sight at the age of 27.
Durian fluttering:
Get married. It's silly. After earning money, two people spend it-the primitive society is good, the primitive society is good, and the primitive society men and women streaking.
East Palace and West Palace:
It's not cheap, it's love.
East Palace and West Palace:
Are you a man or a woman? It doesn't matter. You are a man when you want to love. When you want to bear love, you are a woman. Nothing is more important than this. Why should I be a man or a woman? I can be anyone you like, man or woman. You can trample on everything about me, as long as you allow me to love you. ...
Domestic zero zero seven:
Do you think I can't find you if I hide? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that dry martini all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's accommodation. Don't you have to pay that woman?
Red sorghum:
You bitch, take off your pants and play with me, but don't admit it when you put on your pants?
In the Mood for Love:
If I had an extra ticket, would you go with me?
The ashes of time:
I don't know if she will win if the relationship can be divided, but I know very well that I lost from the beginning.
A Chinese Odyssey:
Do you need a reason to love someone? Don't you need it? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? Don't you need it? I study with you. Why are you so serious? Need it?
A Chinese Odyssey:
What a handsome run. I like it.
Mobile phone:
Are you in a meeting? That's right. Is it inconvenient to talk? Ah. Then I'll say you listen. All right. I miss you. oh Did you miss me? Ah. You were really bad yesterday. Hello. Give me a kiss. Dare not? Then I will kiss you. Did you hear that? I heard you.
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon:
Even if I fall into the darkest place, my love will not make me a lonely soul forever.
Go from left to right;
Life is full of coincidences, and two parallel lines will intersect one day.
King of comedy:
Why? Gone? Yes, where are you going? Go home. Then john young goes to work. Is it okay not to go to work? Do you support me when I'm not at work? Hello. What's going on now? I support you! Take care of yourself first, idiot!
City of glass:
The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.
Half-life fate:
I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person!
Glass bottle:
Everyone is born only half, and walking in the world is to find the other half. Some people are lucky and find it soon. Some people have to find it all their lives. ...
I love you;
Shut up and say, do you love me or not? I tell you, I never answer questions under a butcher knife. Cut the crap. Do you love me or not? I hate you, alas. You have never told the truth in your life. Today, you are very close to death. Just tell the truth I love you.
Yaoyao tea in summer;
Don't be so nice to me. You are so kind to me. If one day you treat me badly, I will be very sad.
Green snake:
Sister, you have been practicing for thousands of years. Is it worth it for a Xu Xian?
Fallen angels:
They say love can change a person. I find that I am more and more handsome and attractive. Even the hair turned golden.
Early spring:
I felt very sad when I stood in front of the waterfall. I always feel that there should be two people standing here.
Chongqing forest:
Every day, you have a chance to pass by many people. You may know nothing about them, but maybe one day he will become your friend or confidant.
When we were closest, the distance between her and me was only 00 1 cm. 57 hours later, I fell in love with this woman.
I don't know when everything has a date. Saury will expire, canned meat will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, is there anything in this world that will not expire?
Actually, knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. Today he likes pineapple, and tomorrow he can like something else. "
Everyone is born only half, and walking in the world is to find the other half. Some people are lucky and find it soon. And some people have to spend their whole lives looking for it.
You broke my heart. Division can't be repaired.
Every day, you have a chance to pass by many people. You may know nothing about them, but maybe one day he will become your friend or confidant.
Even if I fall into the darkest place, my love will not make me a lonely soul forever.
Even without love, I will always smile.
No matter how good kung fu is, it's useless No matter how good kung fu is, it can't stop feelings. When this happens, the man dies. Otherwise, how can you make the hero sad?
I felt very sad when I stood in front of the waterfall. I always feel that there should be two people standing here.
Do you need a reason to love someone? Don't you need it? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? Don't you need it? I study with you. Why are you so serious? Need it?
Bitch, this is love.
I've been wondering if it will be love at first sight at the age of 27.
I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person!
The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.
When we were closest, the distance between me and her was only 0.0 1 cm. 57 hours later, I fell in love with this woman.
I saw it! I saw it! This is the power of love!
I don't know what to say, but I suddenly miss her at that moment.
I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch. Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want.
Life is full of coincidences, and two parallel lines will intersect once.
If you have a secret, dig a hole in the tree in the deep mountain, and then tell the secret in your heart to the hole, so that the secret will not be known.
I don't know if she will win if the relationship can be divided, but I know very well that I lost from the beginning.
If I had an extra ticket, would you go with me?