1. When setting up a communication stall, I met a beggar asking for money. He said angrily: My monthly salary is 3,000, I have no rest for 31 days, and I am on call 24 hours a day. I earn 3,000 in 44,640 minutes a month, and 6 per minute. For cents, you spent 15.7 seconds to say 13 words, which is just 1 yuan that I asked for. It will take me 895 seconds to earn it back. How dare you ask me for money? ! "After hearing this, the beggar cried bitterly and said: Join us! We are all setting up stalls, but at least we can go to get off work and have weekends normally!
2. Two old classmates got together, one was at the provincial company , a company in a prefecture-level city started to tell the truth after three rounds of drinking. The person from the prefecture-level company said, "Your provincial company sets unrealistic KPI indicators for us every year. It's really perverted." The person from the provincial company said, "Here it is for you." You can all achieve such perverted targets, who is more perverted?
3. Yesterday, the work unit organized a physical examination. The doctor recommended: In the future, you should exercise more, not drink coffee or red wine, and drink more boiled water. , don’t drive when you go out, don’t eat out, try to be vegetarian, eat less meat and seafood, especially Qingdao prawns! Just eat tomatoes for fruits, don’t eat durian, cherries and so on. I nodded and asked, what am I? What's wrong? The doctor said: Your income in communications is too low!
4. Regarding China Telecom and China Unicom's coming out (cooperation), this is a matter. The middle level is brainwashing, and the grassroots are committing suicide. Now that the high-level strategy is correct, difficult middle-level tactical deployment is still needed to prevent blind fighting regardless of the life and death of the grassroots. Just think clearly: Don’t forget that the grassroots are carrying KPI assessments!
5. Communication operators are actually at the lowest end of the entire Internet industry chain. Those who build networks are in the same position as migrant workers who build houses. You can say that the real estate market is making huge profits, but you can't say that the farmers are. Workers are making huge profits, right? In addition to the decline in communication rates, what else is going on? From program control to optical reform, analog to 4G, which industry only upgrades its technology every 18 months? Please don’t discriminate against migrant workers. .
6. First of all, we change the low-end cabinets and go to the experience platform to bring users closer. First of all, we can pay bills in different places. We also invest heavily in opening service stores in villages to facilitate users to pay. First of all, we can send fuel, planes and even love. To make the company lose money like crazy, first let employees get used to promotions and working overtime on weekends and meetings, first proactively reduce fees to free, end the era of voice text messaging, first cultivate user habits for the sake of selling products, and pave the way for Internet companies. This fool is the operator. Eating 8 yuan worth of fried rice and making hundreds of thousands of dollars in business. Selling cards and mobile phones with a few cents of profit is just what you should look for in a high-risk industry. Doing a million-dollar business and making ten yuan of money! With the money from selling cabbage, you have the heart to sell money! The business is high-end and classy, ??and the profit is low-key, luxurious and down-to-earth! Thank you for your hard work!
7. A friend was caught for smuggling. He refused to confess and was sentenced to seventeen years! After he was released from prison last night, he mysteriously took me to his residence. He said he wanted to make a fortune with me, so he took a shovel and dug out a big box. There were thousands of brand new Motorola BB machines and phone cards in the box! I glanced at him and hesitated to educate him about communication! Products, like looks, should be enjoyed in the moment rather than collected?
8. As the saying goes: Men are romantic when they stroll around the streets, women are romantic when they lean on the door frame; single 4G is crazy on the street, dual 4G is romantic indoors! My wife wants to change to a 4G mobile phone, but she keeps pestering her: Husband, look, my custom-made mobile phone is so bad, buy me a fully compatible dual 4G mobile phone! Husband: It’s not bad at all! Just as my wife was about to speak, my dad came out, took the phone and looked at it: it was indeed not that bad. As he said that, he threw the phone heavily to the ground!
9. Ever since Apple refused to castrate, the more big-name and well-selling mobile phones are now, the more mobile phones they come out with are dual 4G and fully compatible with all Netcom. The sales volume is all customized by operators.
10. I took a taxi today. The driver was not familiar with the route, so I turned on the mobile phone navigation.
After walking for a while, the navigation said: There is an airplane 100 meters ahead~ I admired it so much: Awesome. Why is the navigation so high-end that airplanes can detect it? The master ignored me. . In less than two seconds, the navigation system said: The train is here! I was shocked: I’m going! Can motor vehicles also be detected? ! The master calmly patted the navigator: "If you don't use 4G, it's just a card. Just connect it and listen."
11. Let me tell you a fact that most people don’t believe: among the first-tier broadband operators, only China Unicom and China Telecom have independent servers! Anyone who says the internet speed is slow is because other companies are holding back!