1. insomnia law: you can sleep when you turn on the TV, but you can't sleep when you turn off the TV.
2. Law of Purpose: Women marry for love, and men fall in love for marriage.
3. Harry's Law: Hating others is like burning down your house to catch mice.
4. Law of Love: Falling in love is like cooking. If the temperature is not right, fried love is either raw or burnt.
5. Law of Good Things: Look on the bright side of everything. If you fall into the pond, there may be a fish in your ass pocket!
6. the law of spending money: men spend money on their mouths: smoking and drinking; A woman's money is spent on her face and clothes. Therefore, all the people who make mistakes are men, because they are insatiable, eat and drink with public funds, and women dress better than one at the dance.
7. Law of Memory: A man can remember his lover's birthday, but he can't tell his mother's age.
8. Law of Money: Women encourage men to spend money before marriage, and they will also encourage men to earn money after marriage.
9. Rand's Law: The shoes finally fit, but the style is out of date.
10. Nanum's Law: Marriage is an attempt to turn an owl into a domestic pigeon.
1 1. Knowles Law: The length of the debate is inversely proportional to the importance of the issue.