1. A male guest said, Hello everyone, today I want to find someone who can hold my hand for life. I deal with the land all day ... (half the lights go out), without a high salary ... (half the lights go out again), I don't buy a house ... (all out). The host said that many people look down on farmers and think that their income is low and they can't afford to buy houses, which is irrational ... The male guest interrupted and said, I am not a farmer, but a real estate developer.

2. A man with all his savings came to the sales center of a residential area and wanted to buy a flat. He asked the sales girl, "How much is your house price?"

The salesgirl said, "1, yuan on the first floor, 11, yuan on the second floor, 12, yuan on the third floor and 13, yuan on the fourth floor." He quickly interrupted the salesgirl's introduction and said, "Enough, enough, your house is too high, so I can afford it by building it underground."

3. Xiaoming picked up seven dragon balls near the Second Ring Road in Beijing and summoned the Dragon. Dragon: "I can grant you one wish, any wish." Xiaoming: "I want world peace!" Dragon: "This wish is too much. Change it." Xiao Ming: "I want the house price to drop!" " Dragon: "What is your previous wish? Say it again. "

4. If you deposit your money in the bank, if you don't buy a house, your money will be lent to others by the bank to buy a house! Finally, you rent his house, and he collects your rent and pays off the loan with your money!

5. "I'll divorce you when my stock returns." He said simply.

after listening, her heart was warm, and she thought, this is probably the most enduring promise.

"When the house price falls, I will buy a house and marry you."

after listening, her heart was cold, which was probably the most tactful breakup.