A penetrating sentence about fat people

First, the three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

Second, I thought you only knew fat.

Fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

Fourth, although I am a Real Madrid fan, I still have to draw a line with Cristiano Ronaldo!

Fifth, it's easy to squeeze the bus and subway.

Hello, have you finished weighing? Come down quickly, I want to weigh it, too.

Seven, originally prepared to thin into a bolt of lightning this year, bright blind your eyes, don't want to actually fat into a solid wall, blocking your line of sight.

8. People who come face to face turn back because of appreciation rather than curiosity.

Nine, the most embarrassing thing for fat people in winter is that people will say: Oh, you are so fat and afraid of cold ~ People will say: Fat people are really not afraid of cold ~

Ten, intimate contact on the beach was originally a romantic thing, but if you finally want to dig each other out of the sand, it is another matter.

XI. Calculate the total score of boys: boys with good hands, knife-shaped eyebrows, gentle voice, straight nose, long legs, good collarbone, playing basketball, cooking, humor, telling jokes, fighting, handsome and full marks.

Twelve, obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.

Thirteen, today, I stand here again, just to prove to the world that I have surpassed myself again!

Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

Fifteen, the big chest is a fig leaf for fat people, and the stovepipe is a flat-chested fig.

Sixteen years old, so the circle is like football.

Seventeen, a variety of gynecological diseases are related to obesity.

Eighteen, many people understand that generosity is pregnancy.

Nineteen, when I was fat, I didn't abandon my people. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

No matter how good you are, you are a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

Find a job you like, and you won't be rejected because of your figure.

Twenty-two, breathing difficulties, sit down and wrap your stomach with a sponge.

Twenty-three, fat people who want to lose weight should understand a truth: if you eat too much, you have to pay back.

Twenty-four, hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development?

Scientists say that the more overweight you are, the shorter your life expectancy will be!

Twenty-six, don't worry about spraining your ankle when wearing high heels.

Try to tie three or five sandbags to your leg. What's the taste of shopping with weight?

Twenty-eight, just want to play with water, how can you get stuck in the swimming ring?

Shanghai girls now know why you always get fat when you drink cold water!

Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't let go of your weight, you'd better lose weight.

You can put more water in the bathtub.

Sitting on a small table and chair in a bar, you don't want to play bumper cars with people around you.

How long will you gain weight? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can't wear them. When you went to the clothing store, they said there was no size like yours, only size S.

Sister Wen, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

Thirty-six years old, I think, we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight"

37 years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: at the beginning, grandma just held her waist like this!

38. In some places, when riding a hot air balloon, the weigher will write your weight on the back of your hand!

When traveling romantically, you won't flatten the back belt of your boyfriend's bicycle.

Forty years old, you know, it's a shame to tell the salesgirl if she has any extra-large clothes; But the clothes here are too fat, but you can say with confidence.

When shopping with your boyfriend in summer, he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

Forty-three, the fat man is a mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Huashan, or heavier than Mount Hengshan, or heavier than the Himalayas.

44. When guiding the guest to the sofa, he won't be judged by the two big pits on it.

45. Those who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

46. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

Forty-seven, a fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

Forty-eight, don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like watermelon, and don't wear red, it looks like tomatoes. Not even wearing yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you wear nothing, you look like a steamed stuffed bun.

Forty-nine, wow, I haven't seen you having sex with that little black boy in my house for days.

Fifty, how much cosmetics have been saved by losing a little face.

5 1. Every major weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

52. I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a dress that suits me.

53. I am a lever, you are a ball, give me a fulcrum, and you have to go wherever I want to send you. I am the first football player in the world, haha!

Fifty-four, the fat boy's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

Fifty-five years old, hey man! Be careful when having sex at night, the one below will be unbearable.

Fifty-six, what I want to say is that you are broad-minded and fat, and you are depressed at the thought of weight!

He, chubby, squeezed into the narrow door step by step.

58. When learning snorkeling, no matter how hard the limbs are, they all float on the water. I was so angry that I wanted to throw myself into the river, but I still couldn't sink.

Fifty-nine, smoking now has to pay more insurance. Who can say that after 20 years, it will not be stipulated that you should pay more for life insurance because it is extremely important?

Sixty, prove your ability: this thing can be done, but nothing can be done!

It's no use being so fat. I wonder if pork has fallen badly now?

62. Look at you and you will know why there is famine in Africa.

Sixty-three, even the king of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.

Tell me about fatty.

One, I almost got out of bed, dragged him to the ground and killed him. What face exaggerates and turns black and white? Don't pretend until you can. I told you not to move, but you said no! The bed will move by itself. Are you out of your mind?

Second, Fat Man watched Animal City for about ten times and found that she liked Police Officer Leopard best. Every time she sees it, she jumps around happily, probably because of the similarity.

Third, brother and sister came over and said to brother, gnome male-",little fatty. Then I kissed my brother's hand and left.

Fourth, the boss introduced me to someone and sent me two photos of the fat man, letting me choose which one to look at first, so I couldn't cope. The boss said that the conditions of these two houses are better than yours. Don't be too picky. You will get married eventually. Colleagues mentioned the male god, saying that he is nice, but much older than you. It's best not to look for them at work. It's the same if you get married and have children under good conditions. Am I too lofty? Should we get married on an actual blind date? Who are you waiting for? I don't even know.

Five, this kind of weather is most suitable for a person to nest at home and prepare lessons! Have a cup of coffee, warm light, and a fat cat snoring around.

6. Don't think that I can eat well just because I am so fat. My physical examination report says that I have anemia and malnutrition. The doctor suggested eating more. This is a shame for fat people.

Seven, about how to spray perfume? This morning, the fat man at home said that he hadn't worn perfume for a long time, and it was useless to put it there. He had to use up the perfume, but I didn't see it clearly when he sprayed it in the air. Then I asked how to spray. He said just spray it into the air and walk through it. This is the most elegant perfume. Forgive me for being a farmer who usually sprays clothes directly! Picture and text have nothing to do, his perfume is not this!

Eight, everyone has a chubby youth. It's not your fault that you are fat. Don't eat the slimming fruit in the diary of the goddess, but choose liposuction and dieting. This is your fault. Get rid of the fat man with inferiority, grow up healthily and slim, control your life, and let you and the goddess go further, starting with the first slimming fruit.

It's fun to take the no.48 bus. A fat man who begged for change was killed halfway, but he dared not say anything. He sat behind others, quietly asked when a female passenger was overwhelmed by love, gave a handful of change, and silently waited for the female passenger to get off the bus, continued to perform the trick of asking for change and decisively reprimanded! Looking fat in vain, well-dressed and wearing shiny leather shoes, I sigh that great young people have hands and feet, are not motivated, sell money with dignity, and are shameless ~

Ten, not because I don't love so much, but because I can't stand the loss of fighting for it without results! So I chose to turn around and leave to make myself better. To the blue fat man I used to like.

11. Have you ever found that as long as fat people don't look too depressed, even if they really find it difficult to cry, they look a little funny.

12. I hope it won't rain tomorrow ~ Let me continue to watch bars in Mount Fuji and eat like a fat man!

Thirteen, other people's homes are all sons fighting, and parents accompany them to the police station, our home. Hehe, hurry up and get a bottle of fat mineral water to calm the alarm.

Fourteen, many people think that fat people love to doze off, and snoring is normal. Sleep apnea syndrome greatly increases the probability of sudden death. There are more and more children. Seriously affect development. 10 day has been changed. Visceral fat is visible.

Fifteen, this is called taking what you need, swollen face and fat man!

Sixteen, bullying fat people endlessly every day is also a very enjoyable thing. Coupled with grandparents, who love our parents so much, I think this little life is simply wonderful.

Seventeen, the training teacher is a fat man who looks like a laughing Buddha. Every time I do a class assessment, I can speak very well by watching him. Every time he listened to it, he said it was a sign of high marks. I often praise me, but every time I train in a group, I feel bad about myself. I can't think of anything to answer. I think I'm dying. Ah, what should I do? Ah, ah, ah. The interviewer will definitely not look like a teacher in the future.

18. Every time I travel abroad, I am very excited to see those handsome white men. I feel so fucking handsome, handsome and envious, but I won't feel sorry for myself, because to them, I am a chubby Asian fat man, and my body exudes exotic customs.

Research shows that people with messy desks are usually smarter. I think I may be smarter than the little fat guy across the street.

Twenty, all my friends have left, and the fat man is leaving. Who am I left with? See you in! I wish you all a smooth study and work!

2 1. Controlling diet and exercise can't stop the recent weight gain. I wonder if it's caused by drugs. Recently, I'm still running to the hospital. Two patients taking drugs with each other will affect my treatment at one end. This ineffective person is also anxious, but even if my weight continues to rise, I will not give up healthy eating and exercise. Even if I am fat, I will become a strong fat man, and everything will be fine when I go to a bigger hospital in the summer vacation.

Twenty-two, the tail is going to break! Let me get rid of this lame fat man quickly!

Twenty-three days ago, I dreamed that I had a child, who was still a chubby little fat man, but I obviously liked girls, but I didn't have a father in my dream.

Twenty-four, the whole body of this stuffy day is full of power to get angry. You can choose a downpour or a bolt from the blue. This talent will suffocate a fat man like me in minutes.

Twenty-five, am I really fat? Why do you say I'm a little fat man in Northeast China? Hey, hello, fatty.

26. My mother told me that fat people are also divided into beauty and ugliness. You should take a piss and take care of yourself.

27. When I saw the sentence that fat people have no future, I was thinking, maybe it's not that fat people have no future, but that promising people work hard and can't get fat.

For a fat man, he has been losing weight instead of gaining weight in the new year.

Twenty-nine, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat from today on, not only will someone call me uncle and master, but also someone will call me fat. It will be a sad summer.

Thirty, run the whole course! I'm crazy. I'm crazy if I want to lose weight first. I don't want people to call me fat and call me a dead pig. I told those who laughed at me that I wouldn't lose weight because I was thinner than all of you. I don't want to hurt you.

Thirty-one, I am in an office with a fat man. Every day, I turn on the air conditioner of 2 1 degree, and I feel that I am blowing ice all over.

Thirty-two, those things to lose weight, why do women bother women, and even ask me (born fat) how to eat fat, sister, I don't want to take care of this Mary Su! Let me tell you: there are no thin people who are born to eat fat, and there are no fat people who never lose weight! Look into my sad little eyes and feel for yourself!

Thirty-three, 13 hours of group performance experience, when tourists A, diners B, and onlookers eat melons C, the director group gave the title "Fat man with a schoolbag". I shot NG many times at a time. Before shooting, the lighting, camera shooting and personnel scheduling of the crew were very complicated. I shot two short films a day. It rained heavily at four o'clock yesterday morning and two o'clock today. The shooting of a play is not as easy as imagined. I salute the staff behind the scenes.

Tell me about the fat man's character.

1, life is alive, not talking about weight! 2. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

You go first and leave the rest to me!

4. Don't look at me as a man, but the cup will burst you.

If you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

6. It is the scum of mankind who can't even maintain nutrition.

7. Can you believe that I can finish these before I sweat?

8. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are a kind-hearted fat man!

9. I weigh myself now and even want to pull out my eyebrows.

10, with such a little distance, I can roll over soon.

1 1, you can order whatever you want. Don't worry, I'm here.

12, tolerant woman, that's me.

I can't marry you. Because what I bring is different from ordinary people.

14, I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

15, not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I sealed off this place.

16, many people interpret generosity as pregnancy.

17, scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

18 let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

19, fat people are rarely cherished by others, so they can have a heart to cherish others.

20. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

22. The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

23. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.

24. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

25. The meaning of being fat is not how much and what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

27. Fat people are well aware of their physical deficiencies and will work harder in other areas, so successful people are generally fat.

28. This year, I'm going to slim down into a lightning bolt to brighten your eyes. I don't want to be a wall blocking your view.

Humorous Quotations of Fat People _ Talk about Fat People's Character

Humorous quotations describing fat people 1. This year, I'm going to thin into a lightning bolt to light up your eyes, but I don't want to become a nut wall to block your view.

2. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

Those who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

5. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayas.

6. Every big weight loss at the turning point in life has ulterior motives.

7. I think we should all star in a movie called "In those years, we girls who can't lose weight".

Fortunately, I am a fat man. I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. Many people interpret generosity as pregnancy.

10, the three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

1 1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

12, don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, and don't wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Not even wearing yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you wear nothing, you look like a steamed stuffed bun.

13. I went back to my alma mater and walked on campus today. I saw the dark head in the classroom and was immersed in self-study. I remembered myself in those days, so I went to my former classroom involuntarily. In order not to disturb them, I went to the back door and poked a head out of the window. Then several students quickly put away their novels, and when they saw me, they said, I was scared to death.

Fat man's funny quotations

1, study hard and gain weight every day!

When the fat man lost weight, God smiled!

3. Don't swim! You will get fatter and fatter!

The fifth floor can't bear me, so I can only live on the first floor.

God smiled as soon as the fat man lost weight.

6. Didn't you lose weight? Why do you still eat meat?

7. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

8. Take the fat road and let others lose weight!

9. Don't look at me as a man, but the cup will pop you.

10, look in the mirror when you are hungry, you fat bitch!

1 1, 160 is coming, can 180 be far behind?

12. Sorry, classmate, your face is squeezing me.

13, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

14, if you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

15, fat people are not eligible to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

16, you go first and leave the rest to me!

17, how to lose weight by eating so much for breakfast?

18, I can roll over at such a short distance.

19. The number of people who don't stop eating now will increase by 10 kg tomorrow.

20. What happened to that fat man? Fat people also have personalities!

Classic quotations of fat man

1, being fat is not your fault! It's your fault that you came out to check illegal appliances!

2, I want to lose weight, brave rose, no food, no water, no way back.

3, losing weight is like playing pipa, pay attention to rebound!

4, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

5. Every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

6. Are you full today? Oh, sorry. Never mind, I forgot that you will never get enough to eat.

7. I must be friends with you in my next life, because after standing with you, countless people praised me for being thin.

8. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

9. If you die, you must be thin. You won't give up if you don't get 90 points. Only in this way can you lose weight.

10 Don't just dream about losing weight without trying!

1 1, take the fat road to let others lose weight!

12 sisters! Stop eating, all of you, I beg you!

13, Jolin Tsai, people worked so hard, they were studying at the university, and they didn't eat anything. People are human, so we shouldn't feel sorry for ourselves.

14, the night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to watch!

15, those who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

16, I originally planned to lose weight this year and turn it into a lightning bolt, which will make your eyes shine, but I don't want to turn it into a nut wall and block your sight.

17, you don't have to make healthy arrangements, but you will become slim and endure hunger through unremitting efforts.

18, the fat man is a mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Huashan, or heavier than Mount Hengshan, or heavier than the Himalayas.

19, don't concentrate on it, find something to do, and don't always think about whether it will not decrease.

20, a woman will never have a thin standard, just say that she is fat when she sees people.

Words describing fat people

1, you look like a football.

2. You are a heartless guy with a double tongue.

3. You are crazy, you seemingly normal guy who has actually split.

No matter how kind you are, you are just a kind fat man.

5, your life is a tragedy, pigs are thinner than you.

6, you are really good, you can actually show the effect of wearing a down jacket.

7. Suddenly, it rained. I thought it was a gray machine, but later I found out it was you.

You can't do anything without eating.

9. Such a circle is like a football. Have you eaten too much watermelon?

10, the fat man is sad, and he is also a dead fat man when he dies.

1 1, you loser who made mom look so handsome for nothing.

12, you disgusting villain

13, I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

14, you piss me off, you brainless guy.

15, you are one of the best super villains on earth.

16, go away! Knowing that you are big, you still deliberately stand in the middle of the road!

17, fatty, if it weren't for environmental protection in the past two years, I would have taken you to refine lard.

18 you heartless guy

19 You are swollen!

With your weight, I'm afraid pigs can't compete with you.