I read a lot of Han Han's novels ~ I suddenly found that he is really talented ~ His novels are ironic ~ I criticized the corrupt atmosphere in modern society ~ I cut eight sentences from his novels (the cutting of mobile phones is really tiring) ~ It's classic … 1, the teacher is not popular, but the tutor is very enthusiastic. It can be seen that seeking knowledge is like falling in love. One-on-one is humble, while one-on-one is precious. Expensive things are really expensive, of course, tens of dollars an hour, which is basically the same as the price of * *. With money, teachers are much more powerful than * *. * * makes money because * * gives each other happiness; And the teacher gave each other pain, but still received money, which is the greatness of family education. 2, the police are often kept bandits, for example, the bad guys are wolves, the police are sled dogs, the boss is the owner, and the law is the "Regulations on the Administration of Pets in Beijing", brackets or drafts. In fact, the most powerful men in the world claim that they are not attractive to women, but they just haven't met their ideal woman yet. Once they do, with the profoundness of China's Chinese characters, "unattractive to women" will immediately become "unattractive to women". Therefore, the history discipline does not need to investigate whether Chinese characters were created by Cang Xie. In short, Chinese characters must have been created by men and romantic men. There are few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the street once a day. All the girls, with slight beauty, stood in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Very beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager. Occasionally, a few exquisite and refined people strolled by, extremely quiet. This sentence has always been quoted by me as a tone. Love is dead, life is dead and life is alive. These two things can only be thrown to death. 6. Nowadays, there are three stages of love between men and women: kissing relationship, sexual relationship, and then it doesn't matter. 7. The old lady said, "I didn't want to make money. If I want to make money, I will open a small hotel to the university. I heard that customers there are very demanding. As long as there is a bed, it doesn't matter whether there is a TV or not. " Wang Chao put in a sentence: "There is no bed, as long as there is a door." We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived, because love itself is short-lived; And love based on money is eternal, because money is eternal. The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people bathe in cotton-padded jackets.

The trend can only wait but not catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.

China looks down on boasters. In my opinion, big talk is nothing, just like ancient women used to wrap their feet, and when they met normal feet, they were called "big feet"; China people are used to "small talk". When they meet normal words, they are naturally called "big talk". Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not speaking.

I have become a phenomenon, and the failure of ideological and moral education is better than no thought.

Hating someone for four years is worse than liking someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, and hate needs to constantly push yourself.

I don't like being trapped by nature, and I often violate class rules. The head teacher often punishes me for copying class rules 20 times, so I have to copy them together with three pens. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting. There are few beautiful women in p> street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the streets once a day. All the girls, with slight beauty, stood in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Very beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

There are all kinds of buses parked at the gate of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials.

It's hateful to occupy the toilet, but in fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after pulling the shit.

After a man is lovelorn, he either commits suicide or falls in love again. The requirements for finding an object for the second time are often similar to those for the first time. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if something is eaten just right and suddenly taken away, you will naturally try your best to find someone with similar tastes-this logic only applies to the case that the woman betrays or pursues unsuccessfully. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and the more you eat, the more smelly you don't have to eat.

P> fame is like hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.

I am good at math, physics, Chinese and English, and I get zero points in music, sports and computer. I can't even turn on my computer. I am still an excellent student. However, if I am terrible at music, sports and computers, I speak Portuguese as well as my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.

An adult over eighteen still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes. That's really a failure of education.

Math is to do and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.

When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore, and I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.

Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.

If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, all you love is face.

In the fight against SARS, some airlines introduced 60% discount for teachers and medical staff, which made people very confused. It feels like there are not enough nurses, and young female teachers are on the front line. However, I really don't see what this teacher has to do with SARS besides teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. Then I am a cleaner. Can I get a 60% discount by plane?

When the sentences are fluent and there are not too many typos that affect reading, there is no standard to judge the quality of the article. I casually handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing. No teacher would think that his students' writing was good enough to become famous writers, but they would still make many revisions.

One year, the school forcibly overcharged 65.438 million yuan when paying tuition fees, on the grounds that parents' loans were used for education construction. As for repayment, it is not only indefinite, but also interest-free. In the end, no one knows what the money has built. P> has two "secrets" in writing: one is not to read Chinese documents; Second, it is not regarded as a document.

I have my own principles in reading. I don't like Chinese books and composition classes because I hate them to make money and stifle people's personality and creativity. I prefer Wang Shuo, who is very clever and sincere. My writing features are more like Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged, because I appreciate his profound and explicit swearing.

The students sent me a test paper, and there was a question in it that was analyzed in my article. They asked me if my article was selected from the following competitions: a: the first national new concept composition competition; B, the first national new concept composition contest; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What the hell do you think this is! What is the purpose of the exam? Our education in China is really great! P> The hero of my novel basically has nothing to do, so he lives in chaos. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?

Math, I think I just need to go to the second grade. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more he develops in an all-round way, the more mediocre he may be. It is said that learning advanced mathematics is to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is innate, not acquired. Didn't the ancients learn advanced mathematics and have no logical ability? Those girls who drive good cars are not only beautiful, but also smart. Paired with them are many male college students who are not motivated and only complain. That's a waste.

The quality of the rich is better than that of the poor at least on the surface. We should see that people lack ambition, and it is common for people who enter barren land to be uncontrollable and evil. At least, we have never heard of a super-rich man beating his wife and abusing his children. A super-rich man mortgages all his daughters to others. A super-rich man takes pleasure in rowing other people's cars or unplugging the valves of other people's bicycles. A super-rich man likes to throw sulfuric acid at bears or gouge out cats' eyes (this is serious, in a word, throwing sulfuric acid at pandas is dug out). A super-rich man is prone to pregnancy. P> They live a happy life, often their boyfriends pretend to have good taste, and they won't keep pestering them. It is rare to have taste without being bored. I am most afraid of being annoyed by a boring person all day.

Not all girls think cycling is romantic. Of course, if you are tired of driving Mercedes-Benz, riding a bike with a rich boyfriend seems more romantic. We should understand that after the actresses in Korean and Japanese dramas get on the actors' bicycles in the beautiful countryside, they all drive Mercedes-Benz BMWs back to the city instead of riding bicycles. Of course, romantic ones should be called bicycles.

Those who are psychologically unbalanced, do you think rich people are idiots? Can a girl with a smooth face and bad handwriting drive a Mercedes? The choice of the rich is not necessarily right, but it must be good. The choice of a good girl is not necessarily right, but it must be good.

They chose long-term one-on-one XX instead of hanging out in bars and depressing wild guns for prostitution, which is clean and safe and harmless to society. P> One of the most irrefutable words I have said in my life is that the quilt doesn't need to be folded-it is used to spread out and sleep-but this is also the first one to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

The trend can only wait but not catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.

Hating someone for four years is worse than liking someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, and hate needs to constantly push yourself.

Chinese has two "secrets": one is not to read Chinese books; Second, it is not regarded as a document.

I have my own principles in reading. I don't like Chinese books and composition classes because I hate them to make money and stifle people's personality and creativity. I prefer Wang Shuo, who is very clever and sincere. My writing features are more like Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged, because I appreciate his profound and explicit swearing.