This may be a metaphorical curse. Especially in ancient times, under the environment of respecting the old and loving the young, respecting the humble and orderly, people knelt down and scolded the people sitting there, and were easily killed if they didn't offend them, so they could only blame others.
"nzzhidao" presents you with an elegant swearing strategy. Swearing can be divided into three or six categories, such as "Tell me, I am a corn without food", and the talk in The Book of Songs is an allusion.
No matter on the surface or inside, I can't find anything wrong, that is, I am scolding the rats who eat my rice, but I am secretly scolding those who only exploit for nothing. It seems that people have understood metaphor for a long time. If we want to make the language of swearing offensive, we should also dwarf people into animals, or people's wisdom is endless.
As a result, Xiang Yu, the overlord of the first generation, was directly scolded as an animal when he took Xianyang and was ready to return to China with his family wealth to show off. "People say that people take a bath monkey crown ear, it happens.
("Historical Records of Xiang Yu") "What do you mean? In other words, Xiang Yu is like a monkey in a hat. He looks like a man, but he is still an animal. This is calling Xiang Yu superficial. Swearing is elegant. If you meet someone who can't read, you will think it is a compliment.
It's not like "you put green onions in your pig's nose. What are you pretending to be?" Of course, he angrily called Xiang Yu a monkey. "Wang Xiang smelled it and cooked it." If you really called him a pig, he wouldn't chop you up and feed you to the pig.
In addition to dwarfing people, human society also has an extremely obvious hierarchy. So sometimes you don't have to turn each other into animals, just lower your status level.
King Lie of Zhou collapsed, and all the princes died. Let's go back together. Zhou was so angry that he ran to Qi State and said, "The sky has fallen, and the son of heaven has sat on the ground.
When Tian Ying, the minister of Dong Fan, comes, it will be embarrassing! Wang Wei Bolan said angrily, "I'm scolding you, but so are my mother and servants." -"The Warring States Policy" said that when King Zhou died, all the vassal states went to offer condolences, and it was too late to go together.
The Zhou royal family rebuked the King of Qi, but they didn't buy it. She scolded the Zhou royal family and called your mother a bitch! The royal family is at the highest level of society, the servant is only above the slave, and the queen mother is dismissed as a handmaid, no less than the atomic bomb attack. Swearing according to status is quite popular in high society. For example, Cao Cao is called "fuck fat and castrate ugly", which means that he was raised by eunuchs; Liu Bei is always ridiculed as a "village man" and a "man who sells seats and knits shoes".
If you really don't know each other's status, then there is another way. A sentence like "I don't plan enough" or "only women are difficult to support" can generally condemn the other party to a lower level. In fact, this kind of scolding is only effective for people in a superior position. People with low status are at the bottom of society. It is worthy of their name to use low status as an attack weapon. He doesn't feel hurt when they are in that position.
Moreover, for a long time in ancient times, "Wen" and "Yan" were separated. Although the words spoken in the temple and the street are the same, due to the special writing style of classical Chinese, the swearing words in classical Chinese always have a bookish atmosphere, and you need to know the words and phrases to unlock the understanding. For example, King Robin's "Fight for Xu Jingye"? It is called "Yan": "Near the evening festival, the spring palace is messy.
Concealing the private affairs of the first emperor, hiding the secrets of the chamber of secrets, beginners are jealous, and moths refuse to let people go; Cover your ears and steal the bell, flattery can confuse the Lord.
After practicing Yuan? Zhai, I'm stuck in the party. Take lizards as the heart and wolves as the sex.
Close to evil and eccentric, it harms loyalty and goodness. Kill your sister, kill your brother, and kill your parents.
What the man of God envies is beyond the reach of heaven and earth. "In the eyes of educated people, this kind of parallel prose is not only elegant, but also hearty.
However, in the case of illiteracy everywhere in ancient times, such scolding is too high-profile and ungrounded. The so-called noble curse in classical Chinese, while occasionally jumping out in spoken English? Say one or two common dirty words.
Therefore, in ancient times, those servants should never think that their master or wife didn't swear, but that you were not in the same dimension as them and you couldn't understand their swearing. Luo sculpture.
(Oriental IC/ Figure) Luo's curse of "throwing a shit at the same time" at the temple fair can be regarded as the swan song of the curse of classical Chinese, because novel forms have appeared one after another, and street words despised by the upper class have also appeared in books. Literati foul language, street slang foul language, but in fact obscene.
After the Song and Yuan Dynasties, although the mode of separation of language and literature still existed, some last-rate or unofficial intellectuals began to try to create in pure common language. Moreover, notes and unofficial history are also very popular among literati. What about the street salting? Words will also enter the room.
Swearing is not an art, but it is a technical job. Whether it is a temple or a town, it is inevitable to contact it in language communication.
Therefore, although there are differences in the ways of swearing in classical Chinese, in the use of language, the two groups are definitely "throwing a shit." Let's say Water Margin. The people described are ordinary people, and the aggression of swearing remains the same, but the way of swearing will change compared with those in a superior position.
Wang Jin was the first person to be scolded in Water Margin, and Gao Qiu said that "that fellow resisted the imperial court", and he soon became an "army thief" at large. "This fellow or that fellow" frequently appears in Water Margin, which is the meaning of this boy in modern vernacular, so "fellow" is not swearing, but a general term for people.
However, thieves deserve troops, which is a heavy curse. In ancient times, there was a punishment of stabbing to death and exile. On the one hand, this clearly exposes the shortcomings of the other party. For example, many Liangshan heroes commit crimes; On the other hand, it is not good to scold each other because they are criminals. In addition to fellow villagers, another common one is the straight niang thief.
Because there is a word "thief", modern people can barely understand its meaning, but it may be that the meaning you understand is different from that contained at that time. In ancient grammar, it means value, value and selling. A straight male thief is a thief who even dares to evaluate and betray his own mother.
The ancient people paid great attention to filial piety and cursed others for selling their mothers, which was a naked curse of unfilial. Thief is a common dirty word, which can be put in front or behind.
Tang asked Song Jiang for money, but the pious woman caught him. When the two men scolded each other, a thief was put in front of them.
2. Who knows how to swear in ancient Chinese or elegant sentences? 1. I heard that you are a rich man, and you recognize Erlang as your master (that is, a swearing dog, because everyone knows that Erlang has a growling dog ...)
You are lucky recently. You were promoted to Marshal Tian Peng. Congratulations (Marshal Tian Peng and Pig Bajie, too ..)
3, your appearance is very refreshing! !
You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.
How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
6. Is it hot? Don't spit out your tongue on this hot day, I wonder if you won't sweat?
7. Dude, why don't you go to the market? The pork seller posted your beautiful photo as a propaganda map again. I sued him for infringing your portrait right for your own good.
8. When I saw you, I thought, Bajie is a handsome guy (Bajie is more handsome than you).
On holidays, I send you a pair of couplets:
Part 1: A tree without skin will definitely die.
The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world.
Horizontal criticism: man is invincible.
3. How did ancient scholars call names politely tj= 1? There is an old joke that satirizes the feebleness of scholar's words, which goes something like this: One day, a scholar fell out with a clown.
At the same time of bluffing, the clown rolled up his sleeves and pulled out his fist, and his mouth was not idle. In the countryside, swearing and swearing were endless, colorful and hearty. On the occasion of "forbearance", the scholar solemnly declared: "You, you, don't insult others too much, thinking that we scholars won't scold, scold or curse, you, your mother!" In fact, throughout the ages, not all scholars are so ignorant of the language art of swearing.
If the World Cup, Olympic Games and World Expo-level international scolding competitions are held, the achievements of scholars may not be worse than those of illiterate and semi-illiterate. Perhaps most of the winners will be scholars. Have you noticed that Confucius, who took it as his duty to inherit and carry forward sven all his life, has many wonderful swearing words that have been passed down to later generations, such as "the old man is a thief", "the initiator has nothing to do with this" and "the rotten wood cannot be carved, and the wall of dirt cannot be broken".
I have no intention of listing the bold and powerful swearing words of literati throughout the ages. Machamp was confused, his son was silent and scolded, and the rest didn't like it-harmony is more important. Here, I'm only going to say a polite but not necessarily pale swearing.
As we all know, people in the market call a person arrogant and ignorant, lacking self-knowledge, and there is another saying: "You don't even take a piss to take care of yourself!" " In fact, such swearing words have been circulating in the mouths (pens) of ancient literati for a long time, that is, "Why don't you take a look at yourself by drowning!" For a while, I'm afraid it's hard to decide which scolding method can make people lose their minds, get angry and foam at the mouth. So, which scholar in ancient times was so talented, why did things curse like this? Inferred from the truth, such things as being gifted and cursing people for things should have happened many times or even countless times in the history of Chinese civilization for thousands of years, and should have happened many times or even countless times in the history of literature.
But due to my lack of reading and knowledge, I only saw one place. That is, Wang Shizhen, one of the "last seven sons" in Ming Dynasty, came up with this spell because another "last seven sons", Xie Zhen (Mao Qin), claimed that his long poems had the advantages of both Li Bai and Du Fu. He thanked the old for the past few years and tried his best to send a message to Long song, which was ugly, vulgar and dull, but he did not understand a word, but made his own decision. He claimed to be Xu, also known as the cloud slightly yue
At the same time, the scenery of Taibai and Shaoling is long and vibrant, but elegant and gloomy. So it is one, it is muddy, each has its own image, and the fairy has two wonders. This is also the way to grasp the essence. "Why don't you drown yourself in this language! (See Book of Changes, Volume 7) Anyone who has read a little bit about the history of literature knows that Wang Shizhen and Xie Zhen, both of the "last seven sons" of the Ming Dynasty, have similar literary concepts and both admire poems in the prosperous Tang Dynasty; And Wang Shizhen, together with Li Panlong and others, once respected Xie Zhen as the boss of the poetry club; Wang Shizhen himself once praised Xie Zhen's poems in his works.
The reason for this accusation is that Xie Zhen himself was groggy and conceited in his later years. However, according to experts' research, this is related to the plumpness of Wang Shizhen and Li Panlong and the fact that Xie Zhen is no longer needed. Although Xie Zhen is a senior in the field of poetry, and his fame is not small, he is different from Wang Shizhen and Li Panlong, and he is a humble Ding Bai.
First of all, when Sue was the guest of honor, she treated each other with courtesy and recited poems, which was like-minded. Later, he turned against Yue Se and even wrote a dear John book (Li Panlong has the Book of Xie Zhi). Wang Shizhen and others stood on Li Panlong's side and slandered; No wonder Xie Zhen has the feeling that "a gentleman makes friends and gives up halfway" ("Mixed feelings send old knowledge, Jingshi"). Scholars despise each other, which has been a derogatory term since ancient times.
I never agree with this. In the history of literature, scholars are not all light, but many promote each other; Moreover, proper contempt is not necessarily a bad thing.
It may be worse for scholars to flatter each other blindly. With this understanding, if we look at the abuse among scholars again, there will be no thousands of people, only contempt and condemnation. You may think this is actually an interesting thing.
4. For elegant and abusive sentences, it is best to have comments. Endless greed will only destroy yourself.
He graduated from Aoyama University, Aoyama University. Think about it, people who graduate from college can't be ordinary brain-damaged, but brain-damaged to the point of hopeless! You can't be a man like this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food? Who knows that you can only scream twice, and then in front of people, there is no sound like a grass dog hibernating in the stove in winter. What is forced is not things, but force.
Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement? Yo! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning? I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
Who knows that you can only scream twice, and then in front of people, there is no sound like a grass dog hibernating in the stove in winter. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million. Pose and install 13.
You're a cucumber. You owe it a shot. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed
Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something. It's good to know what you are.
Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture. Look at the sky like a bat. You look really great! Like a stick.
Have you ever treated dichlorvos as cola and made your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin? Are you out of your mind? 100 still boiling water.
You are such an idiot. You say you are stupid, but you are still an egg. You say you are an egg, but you are still stupid.
2B Describe you, people don't like pencils! Spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons. Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face? You are not as good as a dog. I threw a bone at the dog, and it knew to wag its tail at me.
Your advantages are too numerous to count. You have danced on cow dung, and everyone has gone through the whole process, climbing mountains and mountains, unwilling to bring shame on themselves, pressing on their backs, but also poof, not afraid of stink, smelling and covering. People send nicknames: spanking! When treating you as a human being, try to be as humane as possible.
If you have no culture, at least you have to talk to someone. If you are not even a person, you still have to talk to someone! Beating you will hurt my hand, scolding you will dirty my mouth, so get out of here so as not to dirty my eyes. Scold me? You are an imaginary enemy who stole your business, aren't you? When you say others are ugly, first find a mirror to wash your face, and then see if those peas and horny wrinkles on your face are laughing at you.
When I saw you, I knew there was a new species on the earth. You are very creative and have great courage in life.