1) The kindergarten teacher said: Whoever urinates in bed will be fined three yuan the first time, five yuan the second time and ten yuan the third time. At this time, someone asked loudly: Teacher, how much is the monthly subscription?

2) Let the wind send away fatigue, let the sunshine dispel sorrow, let happiness return to self, and let life glow with youth. Friend, I wish you happiness, happiness, peace, health and good luck!

3) Baiyun never promised to stay in the sky, but stayed with him day and night; Stars never promise light to the night, but try to shine; Friends never talk to each other about their thoughts, but they are always concerned. Wish you all the best!

4) Spring rain nourishes everything on the earth as expensive as oil, greetings always warm people's hearts and words are like gold, health always exists, and peace is a blessing; Life is beautiful, happy and carefree; Friends wish you success in your work and all the best!

5) This is a limited edition greeting message before Chinese New Year! Global synchronization is released 15 days in advance! Only good friends have it! And give it to someone special in your heart. You will have unusual luck in the Year of Rabbit!

6) I wish you a happy and harmonious family, prosperous career, hard work during the day, stable social relations at night and many friends. You are the only happy person!

7) When I arrive in Tomb-Sweeping Day again, I wish you a timely blessing. Soup pot and old wine, friends get together, prepare delicious food, miss for a long time, present a bouquet, so the old friend remains the same, send greetings, and friendship will not go. I wish you happiness forever.

8) The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and there is no intention to go their separate ways. Qi Xin can break the gold together, and everything is happy and beautiful. Don't forget your friends and brothers who work hard with you. Wish you a happy life!

9) A friend is like an old song, which is still sweet after many years. Friends are like a jar of old wine. The longer the year, the better. Listen to an old song and taste a pot of old wine, my friend. May you be healthy and happy!

10) Today, Children's Day, the World Children's Federation sent a congratulatory message: I wish you a happy childhood, childlike innocence, lively childlike innocence, endless childlike innocence and youthful glow! Happy Children's Day!

1 1) I want to send my wishes to my friends by text message. It represents my deep affection and conveys my deep heart. I wish you happiness every day, every month and every year!

12) Friendship has fermented with time and has not faded; Friendship heats up with time, but it doesn't get cold. Friend, I haven't contacted you for a long time. Say hello and send a blessing: I wish you happiness and good luck!

13) Today Xiaoman is full of blessings, pots, wallets, love, sweetness, friends, friendship, career, self-confidence, mood and happiness!

14) Happiness is for cheerful people; Love is for those who understand it; Happiness is for all beings; Hope to those who wait; Success is for those who struggle; I wish those who are reading this information all the best!

15) knowing you is a lucky start, reading you is a lifetime benefit, having you is a gift from my last life, and it is a great honor to meet you! Thank you for knowing you. I wish my good friends a happy life and always smile!

16) A black horse or a white horse, as long as it is a BMW. ICBC or ABC, as long as it is a bank. Whether on vacation or at work, as long as it is a blessing, it is good to make friends happy.

17) There should be communication between father and son, coordination between husband and wife, mutual assistance between friends, comity between brothers and tolerance between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. With the coming of World Indigenous Day, peace depends on you and me, and solidarity is welcome.

18) before the Buddha, I prayed for thousands of things, and I didn't envy wealth or immortals. You and I are predestined friends in this life, just asking for a long time. On Sakyamuni's birthday, all the beautiful words and sounds came true. I wish you a sweet and happy life.

19) It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, but the boss just doesn't raise his salary. Excuse me, where is happiness? I found it in a friend's text message. Although the boss doesn't raise his salary, happiness is inseparable. I wish you happiness forever.

20) Look through the phone book, feel happy because of your name, and send text messages to bless you because of happiness. My friend, I am content to have you, and my future is no longer vague with your company.

Warm greetings between friends are beautiful.

1) A gust of autumn wind, a chill, a white dew and a frost. Shuang Yan is alone, and friends always remember to say hello. Health gives you a treasure of longevity, happiness and worry-free. Work leisurely, high salary, happiness, peace and happiness!

2) It's cool in the wind, cool in the rain, cool in the weather, cool in the flowers, cool in the grass and cool in the trees. It's cooler in cold weather, and my greetings warm your heart. Dear friend, I sincerely wish you a cool body and a warm heart, a happy life and a brilliant career!

3) Don't forget to give your mind some space and nutrition when you are busy, so that joy and tranquility can grow naturally. Take a deep breath of your life at any time, and you will find that beauty is everywhere and happiness is at your fingertips. I wish you happiness forever!

4) The sound of firecrackers is far from enough for me to bless you. All the happiness that friends give you is just a sesame seed that I give you. The happiness I want to give you is beyond Pandora's box. May the National Day be brand-new!

5) After a long time, friends become familiar, greetings are less, and feelings are pure. We don't get together often, but our hearts are closely linked. Some feelings will always be kept in mind. Take care of your friends, someone is still worried in the distance!

6) A pot of old wine is fragrant and mellow; An old song, full of affection; A person, for a while, forever; A blessing, accompanied by the left and right; A group of friends, hand in hand; A short message, with the spring breeze to send greetings!

7) As a strict person, I never say those words easily, but you are lucky to appear in my difficult life and become my best friend. I have to say to you sincerely, I wish you happiness.

8) A friend is a song in a lonely day, singing your thoughts for you; A friend is a rocking chair in a tired day, rocking the rhythm of falling asleep for you gently. I wish you good health and smooth work!

9) May Day is coming. I hope you have more smiles, more health, more happiness and more friends. Finally, I remind you that you usually work hard. Remember the May Day holiday, rest a little more and be happy!

10) a blessing, a friendship; A blessing, a warmth; A blessing, a seed; A blessing, a harvest. May friends from afar always remember my warmth and affection, and may you be happy every day.

1 1) Best wishes on the day of beginning of winter. By the way, SMS reminds you to exercise more, resist the cold, be in good spirits, cure all diseases and get bored occasionally. Look at the message, friends bless you, and stay. I hope you are safe and accompany you for a lifetime!

12) It's the Cold Dew Festival. I send Jonie to you on behalf of Big Wolf. I wish you happiness and a good mood. I asked Hirotaro to give you the pot, so that you have nowhere to hide after you are happy. Forwarding this letter is a long blessing.

13) 220 Justice Day, life is just, happiness will miss you; The cause is just, and success will accompany you; Love is just, and sweetness will love you; Friends are just, so my blessing will always be with you.

14) gently, the cold is coming, gently, my blessing is coming; Quiet, the weather is cold, quiet, I care more. Gradually, our friendship has deepened, and gradually, I wish you more happiness!

15) Don't let care hibernate whether you contact or meet; Whether it's friends or family, don't let your thoughts freeze; Whether it is hot or cold, I hope that the warmth is always in Xin; Whether it is sunny or cloudy, I wish you a happy day!

16) The breeze is coming to the white dew, and hibiscus and begonia flowers are competing to open, which is very lively. It's cold, don't be greedy, and strengthen exercise for health. Lily and Fritillaria are the best ways. Keep your friends in mind, and don't forget to keep in touch no matter how busy you are. Wish you all the best.

17) give happiness a starting point and it will revolve around you; Give happiness a smile, it will accompany you all your life; Give your dream a motivation, and it will wish you an arm; Give a blessing to a friend, and he will repay your lifelong friendship! Sincerely bless you!

18) Although my life is very busy, my friends often remind me. Although I haven't contacted you every time, I silently bless you in my heart. In the increasingly cold weather, I wish you all the best, all the best and good luck every day.

19) Time ticks, counting the number of happiness: first, happiness; Second, be happy; Third, be happy; Fourth, joy; Fifth, exultation; Sixth, keep happy formation, and seventh, run forward with happiness. Eight, friends walk together all their lives!

20) We should seize every chance of success in life, and we should experience sincere friendship with our heart. It is not important that good friends meet or not, but it is valuable to miss them often. The year of the rabbit is coming. I wish you enjoy the delicious life every day in advance!

2 1) open the door to foreign exchange; Open your eyes and let the beautiful scenery in; Open the window and let the breeze in; On April 2nd, may you open your heart and let your friends in, and your life will be more colorful from now on!

22) The hardest thing in life is to choose; The most difficult thing in work is innovation; The most painful thing in life is to ask for trouble; The most distressing thing in life is injustice; The most unforgettable thing in life is friends. May friends be healthy and happy every day!

23) No matter how long, I can't forget the beauty of the past; No matter how long the years are, you can't keep your sincere friendship; No matter how busy you work, you can't give up pure friendship; No matter how far away we are, we can't interrupt each other. Friend, may you be happy!

24) When you are sad, a word of comfort is enough; When difficulties are frustrated, a smile is enough; When you are happy for success, a round of applause is enough; When one misses, a blessing is enough. Friends wish you all the best!

25) Today, I will give you a can of friendship rice, a longevity noodle, a bucket of happy oil and a load of prosperous coal, and then I will give it to you? Mi Feng? Adequate food and clothing, abundant crops and long life are your spiritual food!

26) October and autumn harvest is busy, and the feelings of friends are recorded. When the weather turns cold, put on more clothes and touch less alcohol and tobacco. I hope my dear friends don't forget to have more rest after work. I wish you good health and our friendship will last forever!

27) Doing more exercise is good for your health; More relaxation is good for the mood; Couples are more tolerant and good for love; More sincere friends are good for friendship. May you be happier every day! .

28) A sail without a mast is a useless piece of cloth; Dreams without action are misty fog. Opportunity is not the famous Ganoderma lucidum, but the wild flowers on the roadside, which are so common that they are often missed. May friends seize the opportunity to realize their dreams in 1 1 year!

29) The happiness of life and the success of career all need little efforts, and the essence of incense can be stewed with slow fire. At the same time, don't neglect every friend and colleague. What is especially important is your family.

30) May friendship be like wine and mellow; May memory be like a song, with a long sound; May blessing be like a hand, always with you; May life be as sweet and delicious as honey. When winter comes, a short message sends greetings: May old friends smile every day!