2. Is there a saying? Love is a woman's best cosmetic? In fact, this is not correct. Love has no such power. Love only urges women to buy the best cosmetics, that's all.
But I feel that the reading taste of famous books is different from today's, because five books have been sold, I have decided not to publish them.
4. Fu Lin chooses books just like vegetables. China's rich and splendid literary historical materials have caused many casualties in his hands.
It is better to like someone for four years than to hate someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.
6. Lin Yuxiang couldn't stand her beauty, so she turned to the window.
In people's eyes, it is hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is to take up the toilet after taking a shit.
8. When the car drove out of Shanghai, the road was like athlete's foot, and it was full of potholes. As soon as people got on the bus, they jumped sick.
9. The eyes of the masses are discerning. In wartime, discerning eyes are used to find enemies; In peacetime, it is used to explore people's privacy!
10, people often believe in miracles when there is no hope, but there are too many people who believe in miracles and will not visit everyone.
1 1, I have become a phenomenon, and failing in ideological and moral quality is better than not thinking at all.
12, any altar is also an altar in the end, and any circle is also a wreath in the end.
13, a person who is protected by nervousness, when speaking, shows that he is not forgetting the content, but forgetting the transition.
14, nowadays, love between men and women is nothing more than kissing, making love, and then it doesn't matter these three stages.
15. At first, I tried to get into No.3 Middle School, but I was abandoned. I am in a foreign land, but my heart is not there. Yuxiang feels like a chess game. No matter how ambitious I am, I can't go forward or backward.
16, power is higher than the right you try your best to defend.
17, don't complain that genius is buried. Just because someone said a word or two, he gave up. Even if he didn't say those words to you, he can't be a genius.
18, scholars believe that all pure love stops in bed. If so, then if you can start over in bed, it can be regarded as an echo from beginning to end.
19, an adult over 18 still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes, which is really a failure of education.
When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.
2 1, timid people, put their dissatisfaction in their stomachs, just for the communication between the five internal organs.
22. When a nervous person speaks, it is not forgetting the content, but forgetting the transition. I have no idea what I'm talking about. How to use two sentences without causality? So what? String them together.
23. Even if the world has a thousand reasons to make you cry, you should also have a thousand and one reasons to smile.
24. Books are like money. I don't need to keep them for my children. It is the embodiment of my love.
25. People in the past were afraid of ingratitude, and even if love birds flew away, they didn't want to talk. Modern people try to be ungrateful, so that they can become heroes who take the initiative to dump people when bragging.
26. In China, unknown people talk fart, while famous people talk famous words.
27. In this place, the TV station is like a beauty contest, whoever is beautiful will go; The radio station seems to be choosing ghosts and ugly people.
28. Moreover, the water in the tap is not normal. Hot and cold water, like the two main political parties in the United States, take turns to take power and can never unite. After a long time, the two kinds of water are either dead or dead, and they have never been integrated.
29. Nine of ZG's ten novels are very poor. In recent years, it has developed more like that in advertisements. There is no worst, only worse? .
30. Being happy is the most important thing. No matter how many setbacks there are, we will try our best to rush over.
3 1, then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive the McLaren team no matter how fast you drive. You drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.
32. The tune has gone so far that seven or eight cows can't pull it back.
33. Children who don't experience wind and rain will never grow up!
34. It is incredible that a man is stingy in front of men and generous in front of women. Usually, he is penniless, but he can't wait to pull out all his hair in front of Yao, and Yao can buy whatever he wants.
35. Beauty is like a good scenery. I can't feel it when I hear it, but I will feel beautiful when I see it with my own eyes. It can be seen that the eyes are not the most deceptive in love, but the ears are.
I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors actually haven't made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.
37. Those who want to talk have to simplify what they want to say in order to leave the body of their own words.
38. The difference between the top students and the poor students in those years is that the top students know that carbon dioxide turns into dry ice at MINUS 100 degrees, while the poor students only remember that it is MINUS 100 degrees.
39. Behind a failed woman, there is always a successful man. For men, swearing is not an instinct, but cursing women is an instinct.
40. The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people are bathing in cotton-padded jackets.
4 1, Fu Lin loves books like life, but unfortunately he only loves books, not reading.
42. I don't like being trapped by nature and often violate class rules. The head teacher often punishes me for copying the class rules 20 times and asks me to take three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.
43. Math is doing, and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper are finished.
44. Don't drink after breaking up, just like don't rub * * after breaking up. It's not a complete merit. When you wake up after being drunk, it means that your relationship has really disappeared.
45. The beauty of a woman is inversely proportional to her calligraphy. The more beautiful a person is, the uglier her handwriting is.
46. In school, the value of a kissed boy will increase greatly, while the value of a kissed girl will drop sharply.
47. For poets, what is most lacking is money, and what is least valuable is poetry.
48. If you live like this for too long, you will feel empty. Or the red light of seven subjects, illuminating my future.
49. Be either vulgar or elegant. Half vulgar and half indecent is the most painful person. Xu Zhimo is elegant and Ma Debao is vulgar, but they are all happy people, but you are half vulgar and unsightly, and your heart should be very painful.
50. A person standing on the edge of a dung pit for a long time will feel sick of dung. If this principle is extended, a person who stays in a pile of books for a long time will certainly feel disgusted with books.
5 1, the power is higher than the right you try your best to defend.
52. Words spread from Lin's mother to Lin's father's ears, just as China's ancient poems were translated and spread abroad, and their charm changed greatly.
If you look at the fire on the other side, you may still feel warm. If you burn down the enemy's house, it will be warmer. If a moth catches fire, it is likely to be a bad result. If it is accurate, it will be burned to death, it will be furious and it will put out the fire.
54. The students have a bad impression of Lin Yuxiang. When they saw Ma Debao around them, they also had a bad impression on Ma Debao. For example, if a person's socks on his left foot are smelly, then there is no reason why his socks on his right foot are not smelly.
55. No one will treat you as a treasure, only they love themselves.
56. It's hateful to occupy the toilet. In fact, the most hateful thing is that you still occupy the pit after taking a shit.
If this era can produce all talents, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If he did, he would be the king of the people, but unfortunately he didn't, so we must put? All of them? Under the word man? Wang? Here, take it off. What the times need is only talents.
58. Receive quality education at school during the day and do exam-oriented education at home at night.
We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived, because love itself is short-lived; And love based on money is eternal, because money is eternal.
60. The wasted time is always inseparable from the words "waste" and "* *" when I go to the countryside. Later, I got mixed up with the mayor's poor mahjong, and I almost bent down to play mahjong. This is the embodiment of real waste.
6 1, most people who have always been knowledgeable are ugly. If no girl is really interested, who will settle down and study?
There are only two kinds of narcissists. One is beautiful, others don't like her. A person is so ugly that others despise her. You have to love yourself for both.
63. I have memorized hundreds of philosophies for more than a year, and I have mastered all the theories of thinkers except my age.
64. Ma Debao experienced the pain of stillbirth, only blaming the surgeon for his poor skills, and secretly scolding the editor for being ignorant and outspoken.
65. When I got home, it kept raining for two days. My parents arranged for me all day what I liked to eat when I was a child. What vermicelli amaranth jiaozi, leek oil steamed stuffed bun, fried potato, mung bean jiaozi, cowpea salty rice?
66. Yu Xiang didn't sleep a wink for a long time the night before the exam. It is said that this is the excitement before the exam. The consequence of being excited before the exam is that he is not excited during the exam.
67. At that time, Lin's father was still childlike. He broke a man's heart in one sentence and said, "Seize the opportunity, take the initiative to introduce it, and cook the raw rice into a mature rice."
If the foreign exchange reserves of all countries in the world are measured in RMB, then we don't have to learn English, at least we don't have to work so hard.
69. There are various buses parked at the entrance of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our country attaches importance to improving the artistic quality of officials.
70. People only live once, and we all laugh at ups and downs.
7 1, because his liberal arts is better than science, for example, two dwarfs are one centimeter tall and the liberal arts dwarf wins one centimeter, so he insists on protesting.
72. The biggest regret is being arranged by fate!
73. For example? Bird? You can't appear, can you? Bird? Everything is black, which leads to the water margin and no birds in the mountains.
74、? I hate that there is no woman in this world who combines the face of stone, the figure of Monroe, the temperament of Lin and the wisdom of Athena. No, Athena's wisdom is unacceptable. Any woman with this kind of wisdom will make all the tricks made by men useless.
75. It would be better to stride forward against the sun.
76. Behind a failed woman, there is always a successful man.
77. Lin's father was still childlike, and he broke a man's heart in one sentence, saying? Seize the opportunity, take the initiative to introduce, cook raw rice into mature rice, is it a victory? .
78. Those two people were so big-hearted that they didn't finish talking for a long time. It can be seen that the by-products of love are bullshit.
Chasing a girl is like an arrow shot by a poor shooter. Generally speaking, the first arrow misses the target. When you have the experience of missing the goal, you will gradually feel a little bit. He missed an arrow and gave up, only blaming the target for not being straight.
80. The past is a memory, the present is a struggle and the future is a goal.
8 1, the road depends on yourself, even if it is bumpy, you must live on your own.
82, XX University, the star is shining, a closer look, tattered, ten teachers, nine idiots, and one, mental derangement.
83. Fu Lin picked books like vegetables, and China's rich and splendid literary historical materials killed and injured a large number of people in his hands.
84. Life lies in experience, not in square meters; Richness lies in sentiment, not in villas.
85. It is hateful to occupy the toilet, but the most hateful thing is to occupy the toilet after taking a shit.