1. How can there be love in the world? This is completely a reproductive impulse.

2. In college, science students look down on liberal arts students, foreign language students look down on China literature students, China literature students look down on philosophy students, philosophy students look down on social students, social students look down on education students, and education students can only look down on their husbands.

Mahjong, of course, is a national skill, which is said to be very popular in America. Playing cards not only has the flavor of hometown, but also suits the world trend.

It is the last place where colleagues get married, because we are both experts and no one can fool anyone. Husbands don't worship their wives unfathomably, and wives don't worship their husbands blindly, so the foundation of marriage is not solid.

He said that during his many years in France, Mr. Sun had no idea about French superstition: his wife was unfaithful, he stole someone, his husband became a turtle, he won the first prize in the lottery, and he won the gambling. Therefore, he said, men should comfort themselves by failing to gamble.

6. Those who study with a gentleman are called "classmates", those at the same school are called "classmates", and those who have lovers are called "sympathy".

7. Some people call her "deli" because only deli will publicly display meat with many warm colors; Some people call her "truth" because it is said that "truth is naked". Miss Bao is not naked, so they changed it to "partial truth".

8. It sounds funny that Chinese learners go abroad for further study. Only when Chinese is a local product and needs foreign symbols can it maintain its position, just as the money exploited by China officials and businessmen in their own countries needs to be exchanged for foreign exchange to maintain the original value of their own markets.

9. This diploma seems to have the function of Adam and Eve's lower body lobe, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity. I don't have a diploma, as if I were naked in spirit and had no package.

10, lying and cheating are sometimes not immoral. Plato's Republic says that soldiers should trick the enemy, doctors should trick the patients and officials should trick the people. As sacred as Confucius, he pretended to be ill and called away the sorrow of Confucianism. Mencius even deceived Qi Xuanwang and pretended to be ill. Father and father-in-law want to be doctors. Are sons and sons-in-law ashamed to let them down?

1 1, the sentence "Portuguese descent" means that Japan claims to have a standard culture, or the author who has adapted a foreign script privately declares that the revised version is copyrighted and translation is not allowed. Because the Portuguese have China in their blood.

12, a lovely woman said that you are like her fiance, which means that if she is not engaged, you are entitled to her love. The villain may explain it this way. She has another fiance, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiance without fulfilling the obligation to marry her.

13, who knows that everything from cold dishes to coffee is not delicious: the soup served is cold, but the ice cream is hot; Fish, like the marine corps, have landed for several days; Meat is like a submarine soldier, staying in the water for a long time; Except vinegar, bread, butter and red wine are all sour.

14, medicine needs people to live and save their bodies; Religion saves people's souls, and people are not afraid of death. So the patient was afraid of death and had to ask the doctor to take medicine; If the medicine doesn't work and you can't escape death, find a priest and the priest will die. Studying medicine and being religious at the same time means: if I can't tell the patient to live well, at least I can tell him to die well. He can't be wrong to ask me anyway. It's like a drugstore owner holding a coffin shop. It's too cheap.

15, remove the old, long, white and moldy beard: "Women are the most terrible!" There is nothing to say!

16. It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is more solemn, just like the rose is biologically called "woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorcing his wife is "divorce by agreement".

17, in front of the beloved man, every woman has the stunt of rejuvenation.

18, the engagement ring is a symbol of falling into the trap, and the button is also a symbol of detention.

19, the ideal return from studying abroad is like water on the ground, which turns into gas and rises to the sky, and then turns into rain and returns to the ground. People all over the world are watching and talking.

20. China's character is square, so the land is square, and the foreigner's character is smooth, so he advocates that the land is also round; China's heart is in the middle, while westerners' heart is on the left. Opium imported from the west is poisonous and must be banned. China is essentially peaceful, and the opium it produces will not become cancerous after smoking.

On the sixth day after the war, Japanese planes dropped bombs for the first time and the railway station collapsed. Only then did everyone realize that the war really hit the door and some people moved to the countryside to take refuge. In the future, planes will visit one after another, and there will be a peerless beauty who cares about the whole city and then the country.

22. In London, men wear fur coats and have no private cars. If they are not like Jews who pay money or black boxers, people suspect that they are circus performers or turtles who run kiln.

I like to put unnecessary English words in Chinese. He has no new ideas that are difficult to achieve in Chinese, so he needs to speak in English. Therefore, the English words embedded in his speech are not as good as the gold teeth embedded in his mouth, because gold teeth are not only used for beauty, but also can be used, so they are better than the meat scraps embedded in his teeth, indicating that the food is delicious and useless.

24. Husband is a woman's occupation. No husband means unemployment, so hold on to this job.

25. All elders don't want the younger generation to keep secrets; It is the duty of the elders to coax this secret out and force it out.

26, nonsense, but determined to hit the nail on the head, unpredictable prophets in the world are like this.

27. If someone is lovelorn, they will immediately show their sadness like a beggar's rotten leg in a bloody public exhibition, which will make people feel pity, or things have changed, like a soldier's golden sore, which makes people dumbfounded.

In western families, the dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an ancient style, which has been preserved to this day. Our China family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are not as hostile as they are.

29. This quack is really "practicing medicine for three generations, and knowing everything" in his hometown. The last party had strong resistance. He didn't kill grandpa and dad, but left three sides.

30. The international nickname of the French is "shrimp slug", which is worthy of the name. Surprisingly, it added a fierce beast.

3 1, the dog lost the meat bone in his mouth in pursuit of its shadow in the water! I married my lover as I wished. I'm afraid I'll feel sorry for the shadow I'll never see again at that time.

At the wedding, the bride and groom can't cry or laugh. It's nothing like a wedding ceremony. Like-no, not like the guillotine. Yes, just like the expressions in the photos of criminals under the "Beware of Pickpockets" sign in public places.

33. Women refuse to spend money on books. Everyone knows that men are willing to buy candy, clothes and cosmetics for women, but they are only willing to lend her books. If women don't buy them, they don't want him to send them. What is the truth? Borrowed and returned, a book can be used as an excuse for two contacts, without any trace. This is the inevitable preparation for love between men and women. As soon as you borrow books, the problem is big!

34. He thought, maybe when a girl has a boyfriend for the first time, her mood is like white water pouring red wine, not love, but a slight excitement.

35. When traveling, the horizon of life moves closer; It's only a few hours by car, and passengers seem to spend their lives in the car. As long as you sit still, your body and mind will feel at home, reading, reading newspapers, smoking, eating and dozing off once and for all. What is beyond the journey is temporarily equal to what is beyond the body behind you.

It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully-unless he is a bad person, you should punish him.

Flattery, like love, does not allow a third party to look on coldly.

Only those who have gone through a long and arduous journey without hating each other can become friends.

39. Honeymoon travel after marriage is in reverse order. We should travel together for a month. After a month's travel, the two sides have not seen through each other, dislike each other, quarrel with each other, and still have to maintain their original engagement. This kind of couple promises not to divorce.

40. Scientists are like wine, the older they get, the more valuable they are, while science, like women, is worthless when they get old.

4 1. In the future, Chinese grammar will be fully developed, and one day "old scientists" and "old scientists" can be clearly distinguished, or "old scientists" and "old scientists".

42. China is the most science-oriented country in the world. No country is willing to do this for scientists. With the progress of foreign science, scientists in China have been promoted. In foreign countries, the study of human feelings is always different from the study of physics; In China, as long as you know water and electricity, civil engineering, machinery, animals and plants, you can be a political person-this is the greatest victory of "the uniformity of nature". Being a principal is only the beginning of a political career. In the past, the way of university was to rule the country and level the world, but now it is the way of university and the way of opening up. For the first category, the university is a rocking chair for rest; For the second category, it is the cradle of cultivation-as long as he is careful not to fall asleep.

43. Schools should train not only students, but also professors. Find a group of unknown people. They need the trust of the school. Their status depends on the school, and the school does not have to have them. Only in this way can talents truly integrate with the school and be willing to contribute to the public.

44. Gao Songnian jumped up straight, and his expression of false alarm was vivid, which was much more natural than Fang Hung-chien's panic. He didn't act in the drama, which was the misfortune of the drama rather than the luck of the actor.

45. If a person is physically and mentally comfortable and full of energy, he will not take stubborn facts seriously and feel that he has the ability to joke about the status quo. When it comes to suffering and poverty, people are not wise enough to tell good lies.

46. Modern people have two popular beliefs. First: a woman's ugliness is a virtue, so a beautiful woman must not have the thought and virtue of an ugly woman; Second: A person without eloquence shows that he has morality, so the mute is the most honest person in the world.

Because this course is easy, they chose it; Because this course is easy, they despise it, just as men despise women who are easy to get. Ethics is "nonsense", and people who teach ethics are of course "waste".

48. A person who doesn't talk easily always makes others feel that he is full of hidden wisdom, just like a sealed and locked box. Most people always think it's full of treasures.

49. Hung-chien found that the ugliness of westerners is different from that of China people: the ugliness of China people is the result of the creator's cutting corners, and it is sloppy; The ugliness of westerners is the malicious expression of the creators, who deliberately make fun of the five senses, so ugliness is planned and effective.

50. What the body can't hold, or what it digests or excretes, is a personal matter; Why do you have to find a partner to decompose the feelings you can't hold back? When we are together, we will always offend others, or others will offend ourselves. Just like hedgehogs, we have to keep our distance from each other and be close and United. Either you stab my flesh or I scrape your skin.