If you turn around and frighten a cow to death, if you turn around and knock down a building, if you turn around three times, the boy in the street will jump off the building, if you turn around four times, the water will flow backwards.
I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; I wish you laugh often, you have to laugh anyway; I wish you a happy day, leg cramps; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere.
If you don't eat for nothing, you will become an idiot. Idiot doesn't eat for nothing. Don't be silly, don't be silly, look again!
The difference between men and women; Women are plump, thin, slim, tall, delicate and short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!
A little pig is amazing. At eight o'clock every morning, he eats with his mouth instead of bowls and chopsticks. Do you think pigs are stupid? He's still reading text messages!
Strange, strange, strange, strange, I found that Chun Lv and Chun Lv have mental problems. They don't eat, drink or rest. Where is Wen Chun Green? They are burying their heads in the news!
Chickens call eggs, ducks call duck eggs, and those that can be fried are called bombs; The one who reads the information is an asshole, and the one who laughs is an idiot. Anger is a fool!
I would like to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me, breaking the silence of the night sky for me, full of my wishes, falling on your sleeping pillow and killing you!
God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me. At the same time, God found that there is no fool in this world and created you by the way.
Your four ideals: first, tear down the fence around you; Second, the sky is falling; Third, the butcher of the world is dead; Fourth, the people of the whole country believe in Islam.
Hongxiang is watermelon, talkative is cucurbitaceae, croaking is frog, and watching the news is a fool.
Today's four fools: those who can't commit suicide by hanging themselves in love, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign invalid contracts, and those who giggle at mobile phones!
There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!
A: I wrote a couplet. The first couplet is "the most handsome in the world", and the second couplet is "Marshal Tian Peng". What is the second couplet? B: I'm a pig!
Please touch your red and tender face first, and then touch your stomach, so this lecture on pig raising knowledge is over! See you tomorrow!
Running around without money is called vagrancy, drinking for women is called romance, and neither fish nor fowl says anything about trends. If you don't have a job, it's a pastime.
Eat milk, drink bread, get on the bag with the train, get off the bag and go east. A man in the east bit the dog, picked up the dog and cut stones, biting the dog with his head.
If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you a piece of East China Sea. If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy.
Drink less and eat more vegetables. You can't stand it. Stand up. Someone respects you and plays tricks. You can't eat and you can't go back.
Strange, strange, strange! Seven turtles are dancing, six lions are playing chess, five dogs are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Qi, three mice are shooting the third grade, and two crabs are playing Tai Chi.
Past sentimentality is empty, present sentimentality is bitter, afterlife is a dream, and eternal sentimentality is life.
Miss your smile, your money, your bank account and your black wallet!
Affectionate is stupid, heartless is the coolest, infatuation is stupid, and unfeeling is knowing the world.
The sky is gray and wild, and the hope for this year is too slim. The water is curved, the road is long, and the days without money are too long. The building is tall and busy, and I can't wait to rob a bank.
Want to be a minister, afraid of being robbed; Want to be a secretary, afraid of getting angry; Want to be a manager, afraid of giving gifts; Want to be a contractor, afraid of falling down; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid you're slow.
You are a little aura, I am a little stupid; You are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; You are a little fragrant, and I am a little drunk; If you are angry, I won't lose my temper.
In the 2000 s, love accelerated from love to playing for a week. He was discharged on Monday. On Tuesday, it expressed its position. On Wednesday, it held hands. Thursday, * * * Friday, very boring. On Saturday, it is kicking. On Sunday, it is looking for new love.
Men appreciate women. Good-looking movies are romantic movies, ugly movies are horror movies, provocative movies are gun battles, and honest movies are made in China!
You look good, with an Indian nose and Hong Kong feet. Swing on both sides of the road like a wild boar dancing!
The previous question about children was: Mom, how did children come into being? Now the children's question is: Mom, how can we not have children?
The four ideals of modern people are: stocks will never be caught, mahjong will never be lit, lovers have bubbles every day and drink too much.
I am ugly, but I am very popular on the road of love. You come, she comes, and the girl opposite looks over.
My admiration for you is like a surging river. Another example is the flood in the Yellow River, which is out of control. There's something I've always wanted to say-I admire you very much.
Ugly girl: Look at the mountains and green waters from a distance, look at the teeth from a distance, look at the independence of the golden rooster from a distance, and look at polio from a distance.
Weather forecast: it will rain in most parts of North China during the day tomorrow. Mobile phones, computers, dollar bills and other money will fall with the rain through satellite detection. Please be prepared to get rich!
The five steps of drinking: pouring wine in a drizzle, sweet words when persuading wine, boasting when drinking, drinking too much nonsense, and finally raining heavily.
You are beautiful, you are beautiful, and the frog's belly is bowlegged; Giraffe's neck and toad's mouth; Seeing you is like seeing a ghost.
People and goblins are born by their mothers, but the difference is that people are born by their mothers and demons are born by their mothers. May I ask your mother's name?
Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad!
Holding the boss's hand, bowing and bowing, holding the hand of discipline inspection and shaking all over, holding the hand of finance, walked to the restaurant.
Fish said: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: But I can feel your tears, because you are in my heart.
The vast sky makes you soar, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children chase you, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! ! !
Lovers are flowers in their hands, and they don't want to part with their friends. Where do I need chopped green onion? Where do I need to catch Xiaomi? Occasionally there will be a little friction. My wife is a freak. She will think of her when she is hungry.
Laid-off male workers don't cry, join the ducks quickly, eat and drink for free, get tips, and go abroad to earn foreign exchange.
There is a lot of grass in the sea, so a good horse doesn't eat grass back, a rabbit doesn't eat grass near the nest, and an old cow must eat tender grass, so be a man and make a swing! !
It is more tiring to marry a daughter-in-law. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs, and beat my back, and then I slept on the bed, as if I hated the old society, and my hands were full of bitter tears!
Hearing your voice touched my heart; People who see you have lost my soul; Turn around and see no one, there is no spirit as a whole; Sleep and think, get your people.
Affectionate is stupid, heartless is the coolest, infatuation is stupid, and unfeeling is knowing the world.
Twenty years of wandering in rivers and lakes, thirty years of getting married, forty years of enjoying life, fifty years of sightseeing and sixty years of old age.
Drinking revolutionary wine every day is bad for the party style and hurts the stomach. The wife drinks back to back, and the wife sues the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary said,