Fortress Besieged is a novel written by Qian Zhongshu, which is the most interesting and meaningful novel in the history of modern literature in China.

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1. Honest people's malice, like sand in rice or unclean thorns in boneless fish fillets, will give people an unexpected pain.

2. Every time the donkey refuses to walk, the whip is useless. The western driver is right in front of the donkey, with a bunch of carrots hanging above his lips. The stupid donkey thought that if he took the previous step, the radish would reach his mouth, so he walked forward step by step. The more he bit his mouth, the more he would catch up with his feet and walk again unconsciously. At that time, whether he can eat this bunch of carrots depends on the happiness of the donkey husband. In all organs, the boss controls his subordinates with this skill.

It sounds funny that Chinese learners go abroad for further study. In fact, only those who study China literature should study abroad. Because all other subjects, such as mathematics, physics, philosophy, psychology, economics, law and so on. They are all instilled from abroad and have long been foreign; Only when Chinese is a local product and needs foreign symbols can it maintain its position, just as the money exploited by China officials and businessmen in their own countries needs to be exchanged for foreign exchange to maintain the original value of the national currency.

4. This diploma seems to have the credit of Adam and Eve's lower body lobe, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity. I don't have a diploma, as if I were naked in spirit and had no package.

Buying a diploma to coax them into spending money to donate an official, or a British colonial businessman serving the imperial treasury for tens of thousands of pounds and changing his title to show off his post, is also the proper meaning for a dutiful son-in-law to support his ambition.

6. Science is very different from scientists. Scientists are like wine. The older you get, the more valuable you are. Science is like a woman. When they are old, they will be worthless.

At that time, Miss Su attached too much importance to her love and refused to give it casually. Now it's like making a dress, reluctant to wear it, locked in a box, and suddenly finding that the appearance and color of this dress are fashionable from time to time in a year or two, with some disappointment and regret.

8. When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like when two branches are close, spiders will hang nets.

9. It is said that? Girlfriend, right? Lover? The scientific name of the rose is solemn, just like the biological name of the rose? Rosaceae woody compound leaf plants? Or what is the legal term for divorcing your wife? Divorce by agreement? .

10. Although it is very close, Fang Hung-chien is confident that his friendship with her will stop here, just like two parallel straight lines, no matter how close and how long the painting is, it will eventually become one.

1 1. But somehow, he always thinks that this girl's accent doesn't match Miss Su, isn't it because she is old? It can only be said that it is not suitable in character. For example, a kitten chasing its tail in circles makes us look funny, while a dog chasing it turns around and follows its short tail, which is not so interesting.

12. the ideal return of studying abroad is like water on the ground, which rises to the sky, turns into rain and returns to the ground. People all over the world are watching and talking.

13. Many people talk about marriage, and the tone seems to be gay. They are not interested in the girl herself, but envy her father or her brother.

14. Hung-chien hated modern girls in small cities all his life, fashionable and rustic, like the first tailor's dress in China. He mended foreigners' old clothes and put them on sleeves and trousers.

15. Mr. Zhang is used to dealing with foreigners. He has a characteristic of speaking. He likes Chinese mixed with unnecessary English words. He has no new ideas that Chinese can't match, so he needs to speak in English. So the English words embedded in his speech are not as good as the gold teeth embedded in his mouth? Because gold teeth are not only cosmetic, but also useful? I also have to compare the meat crumbs embedded in my teeth, which shows that the food is good and useless.

16. It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover". It sounds solemn, just like the biological name of rose is "woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorcing his wife is "divorce agreement".

17. In western families, the dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an ancient style that has been preserved to this day. In our China family, the hostility between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is no less than their long history. Only when the daughter-in-law is pregnant can the mother-in-law rely on her to be promoted to grandma, so she began to accommodate her. When the daughter-in-law raised a real boy, the mother-in-law gave in even more.

18, God will regret not adding a wagging dog tail to people, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

19, the most primitive sleep in life, is also a sample of death.

20. The major events in the world can be handled casually, but the minor ones can't be borrowed at all, such as corrupt officials taking bribes.

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