Because it ate magic cookies.

Why do snakes fly?

Because it ate the frog.

Why do eagles fly?

Because it can fly.

26 English letters, et has gone, how many are left?

2 1. Because ET took the UFO.

26 English letters, et has gone, how many are left?

19. Because aliens took the UFO, the FBI went after it.

26 English letters, et has gone, how many are left?

16. Because the aliens drove away the UFO, the FBI turned on the global positioning system to track it.

26 English letters, et has gone, how many are left?

0. because after ET eloped, others eloped with her.

26 English letters, et has gone, how many are left?

24. This is a normal answer.

A puppy traveled in the desert with enough water and food (no natural enemies and other hazards) and was found dead the next day. What is the reason?

Answer: I want to pee, but I can't find the telephone pole. I'm choking.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. Of course, finding a telephone pole is lucky, but it is also suffocating. What is the reason?

Answer: Although the telephone pole was found, it was turned upside down.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, but it was still stuffy. Why?

Answer: There was a puppy standing by the telephone pole to collect the urine fee. The poor guy had no money and choked to death.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay for it, but he was finally suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: There are many puppies waiting in line to pee in front. Because the line was too long, they choked before their turn.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay it. There was no puppy waiting in line in front, but he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. Why?

Answer: the puppy only brought a hundred-dollar bill, and the puppy who collected the urine money could not change it.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay it. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money and foreign exchange this time, but it didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: The dog manager said: In order to be in line with international standards, it is now changed to credit card consumption, and cash is not accepted.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay it. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, but it didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: The manager said: With the membership system, you must queue up again to apply for a "thousand times pee card".

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay the bill. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time. He knew to apply for a membership card half an hour in advance, but he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

The manager told me that I must have an ID card to get a card, and the puppy forgot to bring it.