Rockefeller hotel 1
Monopoly Rockefeller came to a hotel and asked for the cheapest room. The waiter asked, "sir, why do you want to live in the cheapest room?" When your son comes, he always wants the most expensive and best room. " Rockefeller replied, "Because his old man is rich and my old man is poor."
2. Successful experience
The reporter asked a rich man about his successful experience. The rich man sighed with emotion: "I made a fortune entirely because of my wife, because I am curious about how much money I have to earn to satisfy her."
3. A rich man's marriage
A girl of 18 years old married a millionaire of 8/kloc-0 years old. At the wedding, the rich man asked, "Dear, we are very different in age. Will you really love me? " The girl smiled and replied, "Of course it's true. If you are 9 1 year old, I will definitely love you more! "
4. Bankers
The banker's son asked his father, "All the money in the bank belongs to customers and depositors." Then how did you make a house, a Mercedes, a yacht? "Banker:" Son, there is a piece of fat in the refrigerator. Please bring it. "After the son brought it, the banker asked him to put it back. The son was curious, so the banker said, "Do you see a lot of oil on your fingers? "
5. What is an investment bank?
An investment bank rookie asked his predecessors what is an investment bank? The senior took some rotten fruit and asked him how to sell it. The rookie thought for a long time and said, "I'll get rid of it at a discount according to the market price." The elder shook his head, picked up the fruit knife, peeled and cut the rotten fruit into pieces, made a beautiful fruit platter, and then said, "This can be sold for dozens of times."