"Mars Intelligence" has finally returned for its fourth season. But, I don't know if I opened it the wrong way, but after just under ten minutes of watching, I wanted to turn off my phone. After ninja scalping another ten minutes, I've turned into the girl with the fake smile and a flock of croaking crows flying around my head. Ten more minutes and all I want to do is growl like Erkang grabbing Ziwei: who came up with this fucking retarded and embarrassing stunt? If you don't believe me, let me try the poison on you.
1, in order to help you quickly recall the memory, we first briefly review the Mars Intelligence Bureau is what kind of program:In the program setting, Mars Intelligence Bureau is defined as a foreign intelligence agency, by Wang Han as the director of the Bureau of affairs. The stars, as representatives of the Martian agents, regularly report new and interesting discoveries to the director and give constructive suggestions. If these proposals are approved by the majority of the audience, one of the agents will be awarded the Director's Royal Deck assembly magic weapon. It's somewhat like a game of passes, where after a level, a mana pops up to be picked up. Eventually these question cases would be recorded in the Martian calendar and observed by all Martians. Since the topics discussed in the program come from Youku Tudou Big Data, this also means that the content in the program can easily trigger netizens***songs.
2, perhaps like every permanent variety show, the first season attracts attention, the second season reaches a climax, and the third and fourth seasons begin to fall off. Mars Intelligence Bureau still hasn't escaped this fixed process of domestic variety shows. I thought the next door family "Oddball" is already flow enough, I did not expect this season of "Mars Intelligence" can be awkward to this extent. The first episode of the show was the lowest score ever, 3.3 on Douban. What is the main story of the first episode? The Martians are back, and this time the meeting place is set on Mars, so everyone's faces start to square up.
Why are the Martians' faces square? With an attitude of scientific rigor and realism, I searched for the reason: According to Yang Yafei, executive director of the fourth season of Mars Intelligence, the idea of "all square faces" of the agents actually originated from Xue Zhiqian himself. Because the setting of this season of "Mars Intelligence Bureau" is to let the Martians return to their hometown of Mars for a meeting, the "Martian agents" naturally have to return to their original appearance. During a meeting between all the agents and the program team, Xue Zhiqian came up with the idea that "Martians' faces should be square". Because the "director" Wang Han happens to be a national face, since the "boss" is a square face, it is natural that the agents are square faces, Xue Zhiqian's idea was unanimously agreed. The ------ face is also square after reading this.
See this, I want to turn off the phone. A piece of advertising, you play just play, but also be used as a prop. The first thing you need to do is to find a better excuse to use it as a prop, and then you'll be able to get away with it, because you'll be able to get away with it. Then there is the "Forced Prevention of Loneliness Instrument" recommended by Xue Zhiqian. The product function is called "three strokes to force you not to be alone", and these three strokes include the joyful "fatal Shake". In order to show the effect of his "product", Xue Zhiqian personally went into battle and demonstrated it. The first installment of "Mars Intelligence" Season 4 was widely circulated with the "Fatal Shake" and the group dance between the agents and the representatives of the Earth.
The show's audience is probably not older women like me. It's got to be for children under the age of ten. So, holding on to the loneliness that I'm not the only one who feels this way and the trauma of being traumatized by the show, I found the organization. Embarrassing, collapsing, boring, and treating the audience like idiots.