One day a man was fishing and caught a squid, the squid said, "Please let me go." The man said, "Then I'll test you on a few questions, and I'll let you go if you answer them." The squid said, "Okay, okay, you test me." And the guy ended up grilling it.

Why is a penguin's belly white

Because he has short hands and can only hold it in front of him

There was a cake that got lost in the forest and couldn't get out of it, and guess who encouraged him to get out of it

The pig, because of the choco cake