2. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. You can't even imagine the happiness of rich people.
3. Remember to smile at all times, it will make you look like a psycho you can't just mess with.
4. Why do you try to make money? Because you're afraid to shake someone's hand, they're wearing a Cartier and you're wearing a rubber band.
5. God gave me the nature of a foodie, but did not give me the identity of a tycoon and the body of a model.
6. Big data show that: quitting smoking can extend your life for nearly ten years. So repeatedly quit smoking and then smoking and then quitting again, you will get eternal life.
7. Never fight with your parents, because you can't win when you fight only to be scolded, when you fight to win only to be beaten.
8. Other people's 20-something: thin face needle hyaluronic acid eye opening pad nose bridge fill fat apple muscle. My 20s: this is delicious that is delicious.
9. When you meet someone you like, you should be brave enough to pursue them, so that you can know that there is more than one person who rejects you.
10. In the beginning, how you are capricious, he can tolerate, but later, you do not even dare to have a temper.
11. What if you don't want to do the laundry. If you marry a daughter-in-law, you can, if the daughter-in-law is virtuous, will give you to wash the clothes; if the daughter-in-law is tough, you will learn to wash the clothes.
12. How to describe a woman who looks beautiful? To be in ancient times, you can hold up the whole greenhouse. Set aside in modern times, can revitalize Dongguan.
13. The so-called good man, is not allowed to daughter-in-law cool, not allowed to make daughter-in-law jealous, quarrel must give in, get beat up to hold!
14. Money can buy happiness? The money itself is the happiness.
15. Who says there is no pure friendship between boys and girls? As long as they are ugly, they are all friends within the four seas!
16. It is said that four kinds of girls are not good to find a partner: one is not love make-up, the second is more homely, the third is the character of the Hanzi, the fourth will not be pampered and cute, know the truth of my tears fall down.
17. Do you know why since ancient times the red face more thin life? Because no one will care about how long ugly people can live.
18. If eating more fish can make you smarter, you probably need to eat a pair of whales.
19. Kindness doesn't work, you have to be pretty.
20. In the past, it was called husband and wife, and now it is a cell phone, a machine in hand, the sky is the limit. The machine is not in the hand, the soul is not, the phone every day not to leave the hand! In fact, the ancients have long been aware of this, and set up a special idiom: a machine can not be lost.
21. When the brain is blind, it is useless to have eyes!
22. You think being kind and hardworking is enough? You also have to be pretty and rich.
23. Why are you nearsighted? To look down on the world, that's why it's blurred.
24. I envy those of you who have boyfriends to go to concerts with, unlike me, my boyfriend still has to work hard to open the concert for you to see.
25. The feeling of getting a delivery is like reuniting with a long-lost relative, but often after opening it, you find that the child looks like the old man next door.
26. Don't pull what the sun like fire, a proud is what you should have the light of the world.
27. Girls try not to go out alone at night, it is really dangerous, full of barbecue night snacks desserts, no one discourage can't help but casually into a family to grow several pounds.
28. This year, the chance of finding true love and the chance of being struck by lightning is almost the same.
29. A lot of times you don't force yourself, you know you still have the ability to screw things up.
30. Life is like a dream, I always lose sleep; life is like a play, I always wear help; life is like a song, I always run key; life is like a battlefield, I always go off.