2. There are six steamed buns in the basin, which are given to each of the six children 1, but there is still 1 in the basin. Why? Answer: The last child took the washbasin.
Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer: Remove two points from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".
In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat as soon as he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? -Answer: Barber
Pharaoh has to shave forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.
6. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? A: This is the word "error"
7. Xiaohua is at home. Who looks like him the most? -Answer: Yourself
8. What's the use of egg shells? -Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.
9. What is without hard work? Answer: yawn
10, you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't do it together What is this for? -Answer: Dreaming
1 1. What must everyone do seriously every day? -Answer: Sleep.
12, who is always afraid of taking a bath? Answer: clay figurine
13, Xiao Ming got a model student without studying. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student
14, what car can't move? -Answer: Windmills,
15, which month has 28 days? Answer: Every month has 28 days.
16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? Answer: Not as comfortable as a bed.
17, what wine can't be drunk? Answer: iodine.
18, which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer: I got zero in the exam.
19. You don't need to work hard at typing. Answer: doze off
20. It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? -Answer: On the track.
When did the clock stop working? Answer: The clock doesn't work.
22. What books are not available in the bookstore? Answer: suicide note or secretary
23. What is the narrowest road? A: The road to the enemy is narrow.
24. What can't I eat? -Answer: "East-West" direction
25. Why didn't a person fall off the plane and die? A: The plane is parked on the ground.
26. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: plastic flowers
27. What English letters do people like to listen to best? -answer: CD
28. Who never sees a doctor when he is sick? Answer: the blind.
29. Xiaoming knows the test paper-Answer: Why does he still read his classmates often? Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher.
30. Why don't you knock the eggs with a hammer? Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.
3 1. Who is the boxing champion who is easy to be knocked down? -Answer: Sleepy.
32. What is unknown? Don't you know me? Answer: The sole is broken.
33. A man is walking on the beach, but there are no footprints behind him. Why? Answer: He is walking backwards.
34. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver was not driving at that time.
35. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.
Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"?
37. When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer: spare tire
38. What's the difference between Confucius and Mencius? A: Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top.
39. Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from grade one to grade three? Answer: It's not bad to learn a lesson every two days from grade one to grade three!
40. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? -Answer: One. Because eating one is not an empty stomach.
4 1. What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Step on the other foot.
42. When the caterpillar came home, he said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."
43. The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? Answer: They are all dead.
44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? -Answer: It is flat.
What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: the safety island on the road
46. Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer: Penguin.
47. Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this moment, the police came and all four of them ran away, but when the police arrived at the house, they caught another man. Why? Answer: Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police caught him.
48. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: the director of the zoo
49. What can solve all the mysteries? -Answer: Answer.
50. What kind of person will appear after death? Answer: People in movies.
5 1. Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs? -Answer: Reporter
52. Who spoke farthest? A: The caller.
53. What has the same production date and expiration date? -Answer: Daily newspaper
Xiaomi spent the whole night reading history textbooks, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer: She used a history textbook as a pillow when she slept.
Can you cover the sky with leaves? Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves.
56. A cow, go north 10 meter, then go west 10 meter, then go south 10 meter, turn right and ask where the cow's tail is. -Answer: Chao Di
57. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand.
58. Divide 8 in half. What is this? -Answer: 0
59. What is the worst thing for people who stutter? A: Make an international call.
60. What makes people laugh and cry? -Answer: Mask
6 1. What should I do if I lose my ID card? Answer: Pick it up.
62. A person is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger is in front and a bear is behind. How did this man get there? Answer: I fainted.
There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? A: The fugitive's name is Du.
64. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The eldest son is Daming, the second is Erming, and the third is what's his name? Answer: Xiao Ming, of course.
65. Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer: Run to catch mice.
66. What does an elephant's left ear look like? Answer: Right ear
67. What if the needle falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another one.
68. A man was walking on the beach, but when he looked back, he couldn't see his footprints. Why? Answer: Because he walks backwards.
It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from the south to the north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south. Why? Answer: Isn't two and a half hours an hour?
70. Who cheats others to cheat themselves? -Answer: Liar
7 1. Mr. Li went to the 16 floor for business, but he only took the elevator to the 14 floor and then took the stairs. Why? Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on floor 16.
72. A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? Answer: Because they are mother-child relationship.
73. Which word is common all over the world? Answer: Arabic numerals
There is a big and thick book in front of a person. If he wants to cross it, he can't. Do you know why? Answer: Because the book is in the corner.
75. What is the secret of longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.
76. When did you see the biggest moon? A: When landing on the moon.
77. Who only works one day a year? Answer: Santa Claus
78. What is better to turn a blind eye? -Answer: Shoot.
79. Why does a newborn child have only one left eye? Answer: People only have one left eye.
80. Which tooth was pulled out at last? -Answer: Dentures
8 1. There is a fire in the room, but Xiao Ming can't open the door. How did he get out later? -Answer: Push the door open.
Light light blue is not sick, but she kept her mouth open all night? Answer: She eats melon seeds.
83. What is the best way to cheat? -Answer: Magician
84. Do you have a two-sided box? -Answer: Yes! Internal and external training.
85. Iron will rust if left outdoors. What about gold? Answer: it will be stolen.
86. Throw stones with eggs. Why didn't the egg break? Answer: When you hold an egg in your left hand and throw a stone in your right hand, how can the egg break?
87. How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? Answer: Four.
88. What is the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer: one underwear is worn inside and the other is worn outside.
89. Who has the worst heart? Answer: Gastroenteritis patients.
90. The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. Why? Answer: What the guest gave me was only a painting.
9 1. Grandpa I have never met. What kind of grandfather is he? -Answer: God
92. Two fathers and sons went hunting. Each of them shot a wild duck, but there were only three in all. Why? -Answer: Three grandparents.
93. A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say "leave me alone"? What happened to the patient? -Answer: Cross-eyed
94. What is green if you don't eat it, red if you eat it and black if you spit it out? -Answer: Watermelon
95. Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer: because: people sleep later than the sun!
96. A wolf got into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat or eat sheep? Answer: Because there are no sheep in the sheepfold!
97. Some are sold, some are not bought, and many are sold every day. -Answer: Threshold
98. What is the safest ship? Answer: A boat parked on the beach.
99. There is a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep is coming. How many sheep are there? -Answer: Still a group!
100, what should I do first if I want to turn my dream into reality? -Answer: Get up.
What is the biggest regret of a giant panda in his life? A: There are no color photos.
102, it rained, and everyone was anxious to go home, but one person walked slowly (he didn't have an umbrella). Someone asked him why he didn't go home soon. He said something that made the man faint. What did he say? Answer: "What's the hurry? It's raining ahead! "
103, the boss never cooks, but he cooks the same dishes every day. What is this dish? -Answer: "Fired"
104, what is the most embarrassing thing for a scholar? Answer: When I wanted to buy a book, I suddenly found that there was no money in my bag.
105, my brother bought 3 bags of rice and my brother bought 2 bags of rice. When they go home, they put rice in 1 big bag. How many bags of rice do they have now? Answer: 1 bag of rice
106, Xiao Ming got 100. Why is he crying? -Answer: I am so happy that I cry.
107, Xiao Wang is a good soldier. When he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming at the enemy ~
108. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? Answer: Zhuang Zhuang is a sheep.
109, there is a thing that will fall and rise at the same time when it goes up. What is this? Answer: seesaw
1 10, do something from scratch. Answer: shave your head
1 1 1. There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof. Do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? Answer: Roosters can't lay eggs.
What can Hercules never lift? A: He (she) himself.
1 13. Why does the frog jump higher than the tree? Answer: Trees can't jump.
1 14. Who is a half-hearted person? Answer: A person with multiple hearts, because that person has three hearts.
1 15, 80 cm long red crab and 30 cm long black crab race, who will win? -Answer: Black Crab. Because red crabs are cooked.
1 16. A marshal is one level higher than a general. When will the marshal be equal to the general? Answer: Playing chess.
1 17. What won't get wet when it falls into the water? -Answer: Shadow.
1 18. Xiao Wang is a driver. One day, he had an accident while driving. When the police arrived, he found a body in the car. Xiao Wang did say that it was none of his business. Why? A: Xiao Wang drives a hearse.
1 19. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: Panda, its eyes are black because of boiling.
120, a little pig sells 200 yuan, why can two little pigs sell tens of thousands of RMB? Answer: Because it is rare for a pig to have two heads.
12 1. One person, one boat, one dog, one rabbit and one cabbage. This man wants to transport these three things to the other side of the river, and send those two first? Answer: Send dogs and cabbage first.
122, who likes to be told to go away best-answer: people in prison.
123. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? -Answer: It is very difficult.
124, why do people like climbing mountains? Answer: Because people are monkeys.
125. How did the elephant's long nose grow? -Answer: At birth.
126, a ship can carry 50 people at most. Now there are 49 people, and another person comes, but the ship sinks. Why? Answer: Because it is a submarine.
127. There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Which should I order first? Answer: matches
128. The elephant in the zoo died. Why are the guards crying their eyes out? Answer: Because he thought of digging such a big hole, he might be exhausted.
129, why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? -Answer: They have all become people.
130, Xiaoming has been talking all day. Why is he silent today? Answer: Because he lost his voice.
13 1. Why do new socks have two holes? Answer: How else to wear it?
132, Xiao Dong sleeps in class, and the teacher doesn't talk about him. Why? Answer: The teacher didn't see it.
133, why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? Answer: Cricket nickname.
134. What thief can be executed immediately after being caught? -Answer: Squid
135, a caterpillar (eight feet) walked on a pile of cow dung, only to find that there were only six footprints after walking on the ground. Why? Answer: Cow dung stinks, and my feet hold my nose.
136. Why do geese fly south? Answer: If you think you are walking too slowly, fly.
137, a bridge can only weigh 70 kilograms, and a person can weigh 65 kilograms. He must take two, each weighing 2 pounds. The 6 kg ball crossed the bridge and took two balls from the bridge without borrowing anything. How did he get there? Answer: Throw one ball, and then throw it when the other ball is about to fall.
138, Dad usually washes the dishes at dinner, but why didn't Dad wash the dishes after dinner today? Answer: I ate in a restaurant today.
139, there is a caterpillar crossing the river, and there is no bridge in front of it. Ask how it got there-answer: it turned into a butterfly and flew over.
140, what animal did you kill but it bled? Answer: mosquitoes
141.What happens when the moon is empty at 7: 07: 07 on July 7, when a rusty embroidery needle is thrown into the bait sea in Yunnan? -Answer: Sink into the sea.
142, what tendon injury can't be plastered? -answer: nerve-racking.
143, wonderful relationship on the slope, there are two people pushing a cart. A man came up to the person in front and asked, "Is that your son behind?" The man said, "Yes!" He asked the man behind him again, "Is that your father in front?" He said, "No!" What is the relationship? Answer: mother-child relationship
144, what did you break and everyone applauded? Answer: World record.
145, a person fell into the sea, why didn't his hair get wet? Answer: Because he is bald.
146. What do people want? -answer: disease.
147. There are ten birds in the forest. Xiaoming shot and killed one, but the other nine didn't fly away. Why? -Answer: ostrich
148, what is the biggest shadow you can see every day? Answer: Night, the shadow of the earth.
149. If the building blocks fall down, they should be rebuilt. What if the house collapses? Answer: Run for your life.
150. Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate? Answer: Because no one dares to wake it up.
15 1. There is a small circular hole with a diameter of only 1 cm, but an object with a volume of 100 cubic meter can pass through this small hole smoothly. What is this? Answer: Answer: It is water. Have you just arrived?
152, Xiaoming jumped down from the sixth floor. Why isn't he hurt? Answer: He turned and jumped into the room.
153, in class, the teacher asked the students: "What is the earth without humans and animals?" The nickname was quickly answered correctly. You know him.-Answer: What is it? The answer is: Global.
154, where is angora rabbit hair? -Answer: Angora rabbit.
155. Why do goldfish always look silly? Answer: It has water in its head.
156, an old man wants to cross the bridge. The wolf is in front and the tiger is behind. What should the old man do? -Answer: Faint
157, what is the relationship between your grandfather's son's father, mother's aunt's aunt's uncle and your uncle? -Answer: Relatives!
158. A rectangular box has eight corners and eight sides. How many corners and sides are left after this rectangular box is cut? -Answer: There are 8 corners and 8 sides!
159, Dongdong, a freshman, never learned a foreign language. Why does he write a foreign language? Answer: He wrote Arabic numerals.
160, black-bone chicken or white chicken? -Answer: Black-bone chicken. Because black chickens can lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs!
16 1. Why did the teacher know that his father was left-handed as soon as he saw Bao Xiao? Answer: Because he has five marks on his right face.
162, you killed an animal, why did you shed your own blood? Answer: Because I killed a mosquito that was sucking blood.
163, there is one thing you can take with your left hand, but not with your right. What is this thing? A: Your right hand.
164, mantis invited centipede and gecko to visit at home. When cooking, he found that soy sauce was not hungry. The centipede volunteered to go out and buy it, but it didn't come back for a long time. What happened? Answer: After opening the door, I found the centipede still sitting at the door wearing shoes.
165, who doesn't wash their hair anymore? -Answer: Monks
166. A dog and a frog compete. Usually frogs swim very fast. Why did the dog win the competition? Answer: because the rules of the game at that time were that dogs were allowed to plan and breaststroke was not allowed!
Xiao Wei has a duck egg hidden in his schoolbag. Why doesn't he take it out and cook it for his mother? Answer: That's the "big duck egg" on the test paper.
168, why do people close their eyes when they die? Answer: Because opening your eyes will scare people to death!
169. Why does the mafia like to wear white gloves? -Answer: Because the hands are too dark.
170. How many words are there in the national anthem? Answer: Two.
17 1, a natural black marble is thrown into the Pacific Ocean on 1 month/day. What will happen? Answer: Marble sinks into the Pacific Ocean.
172, there are five little ants, and each little ant says there is 1 little ant behind it. Why? Answer: There is a little ant lying.
173, what cows don't eat grass? Answer: Snails
174, the teacher said that we had 106 bones in our body, but Xiaoming said that he had 107 bones in his body. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Ming accidentally ate a fishbone.
175. What book has no author and no one can understand it? Answer: of course it is a gobbledygook!
176, which day does a person sleep the longest in a year? A: The last day of a year, because it spans to the second year.
177. There are "Qi" monkeys in the tree and "Yi" monkeys in the ground. How many monkeys are there? -Answer: Two monkeys.
178, where is the demand? -Answer: Pharmacy
179, two prisoners were locked in a cell, one of them was locked up for a year for stealing, and the other was only locked up for two weeks. Why? Answer: Robbers and murderers were dragged out and shot.
180, how to put all your left hands in the right trouser pocket and all your right hands in the left trouser pocket at the same time? Answer: The trousers are put on backwards.
18 1, five chickens laid five eggs. How many chickens does it take to get 100 eggs in 100 days? Answer: You still only need five chickens.
182, what is getting bigger and bigger? -Answer: hole
183. What is the net made of? Answer: It consists of holes.
184, what if I haven't finished my homework? A: Ask the teacher, the homework is left by the teacher. .
185, the ceremony priest presided over various ceremonies, but he didn't know one. Excuse me, what is this? Answer: Your own funeral.
186, Exam In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in identical papers. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? A: They all handed in blank papers.
187, a circle with a diameter of 10 meter was drawn on the grass, and there was a cow with a stake inserted in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. If the rope is not cut and untied, can the cow eat the grass outside the pen? Answer: Yes, because the question didn't say that the cow was tied to a stake.
188, do you know why fish only live in water and not on land? Answer: There are cats on land.
189, there are two coins, both of which are 55 cents, and one is not 50 cents. Which two coins are they? Answer: it's fifty-five cents, and fifty cents is definitely not five cents!
190 Do you know that porridge is more expensive or baked wheat cake is more expensive? -Answer: porridge. The rarer a thing is, the higher its price-the rarer it is.
19 1. When is the best time to pick apples? A: When the apple is ripe.
192, there was a man with five yuan in his pocket. What's left in his pocket after losing five yuan? Answer: A hole.
193, what's the fish belly floating on the water? Answer: dead fish
194, Xiaoming is 12 years old this year. Why does he only have three birthdays? A: The birthday is February 29th.
195, why do people bump their heads against tofu? Answer: Because tofu won't bump your head.
196, Xiaoming eats a master every day. Is he a monster? -Answer: Eat Master Kong!
197, Xiao Wang brushed his mouth all morning. Why do people still say that he has bad breath? Answer: Because Xiao Wang loves swearing, others say he has bad breath.
198, Xiaoli threw an egg more than 2 meters, but the egg didn't break. Why? Answer: because the egg has not landed when it was thrown more than 2 meters away.
199, two people went to Lu Jian and slept in a tent at night. Soon one of them woke up and woke up the other. Please look at the stars in the sky. what do you think? Answer: The tent was stolen.
200, a long stick (don't break it), so how can we make it shorter? Answer: A longer stick is shorter.
20 1. Why do you see lightning first and then hear thunder? Answer: Because the eyes are in front.
202. What road do people fear most? -Answer: Dead end
203. Who dares to run amok on the emperor's head? -Answer: Barber
204, what officer, don't pay, but want to give money to others, but also with a smile? Answer: groom's official
205. How much soil is there in a dug pit 6 meters long, 7 meters wide and 8 meters high? Answer: it has been dug, so there is no soil!
206. Which village is the largest in China? -Answer: Shijiazhuang
207. Where can a horse walk without legs? A: On the chessboard.
208. How did the President of the United States enter the palace? A: I entered through the gate.
209, a number to remove the first is 13, remove the last is 40. What's the number, please Answer: 43
2 10, we all know that putting an elephant in the refrigerator is divided into three steps: 1 opening the refrigerator door; 2 put the elephant in; Close the refrigerator door. Then, would you please put the giraffe in the refrigerator for a few steps? -Answer: Four steps: 1 Open the refrigerator door; 2 take out the elephant; 3 put the giraffe in; Close the refrigerator door.
2 1 1. One day, Lao Zhang went to the market to buy chickens. After a long walk, he bought 10 roosters and 10 hens. On the way home, I didn't know what I was thinking, so I rushed to the market and bought 5 cocks and 5 hens. Why? -Answer: Hey Xiaomi.
2 12, what kind of nails are the most terrible? -Answer: A thorn in the side.
Jack runs fastest. Why does his boss criticize him? -Answer: Escape
2 14. What's the difference between the poor and the rich? Answer: bathroom
Pink said to Xiao Fang, "The day after tomorrow, that is, the day after tomorrow, is my birthday. Please come to my birthday party. " When should Xiao Fang keep the appointment? Answer: I have an appointment tomorrow.
2 16, a person, he thinks the earth is standing, why? Answer: He is drunk.
Once upon a time, there were three people, one was Luo Guo, the other was shaking his head, and the other was lame. One day, the three of them crossed the bridge, but Luo was not allowed. Shake your head. Cripple, these three people are not allowed to get sick. You help them find a way to tide over the difficulties. Answer: Luo Guo first released a cricket, then Luo Guo said it was a cricket, shook his head and said, "Where is it?" Where? " Finally, the lame man said, "What about this? What about this? "
2 18, who likes to rain every day-answer: umbrella manufacturer.
2 19, which bridge can't drive or leave? Answer: Zheng Banqiao.
220. Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat with glasses?
22 1, a pair of shoes costs 16 yuan, how much is a pair of shoes? -Answer: Not for sale.
222. What kind of animal does a pug look like after removing its tail? What should I do before going to bed? Answer: Pug, close your eyes.
223. Xiaohua's grandfather has seven sons, and each son has a sister. How many children does Xiaohua's grandfather have? Answer: Eight, the daughter is the youngest.
224, a 5 yuan and a 50 yuan bill fell on the ground, which one will you pick up after you see it? -Answer: Pick up both.
225. Why didn't the general go out to fight? -Answer: Playing chess.
226. Who has the greatest head strength in the world? -Answer: Motorcycle
What is the most satisfying thing? Answer: socks
There is a lovely panda in the zoo. Why are people afraid to accept it? Answer: The paint is wet.
229. Frogs and dogs compete for swimming. Why did the dog win? Answer: Because they take part in the dog paddle swimming competition.
230. What is the top of the sky? The answer is "one"
23 1, the cow milks every day, and it still has milk. Why? Answer: feed the grass.
232. What dog is wet? -Answer: Reservoir Dogs.
What is the best way to draw water with a sieve? -Answer: Speaking of ice bottles.
234. Two mouths are Lu, and three mouths are products. What is a word of four and five? A: Tian and Wu.
235. Xiaoming came home from school and said to his mother, "There is a place at home where I want to sit, but you can't." Do you know where this place is? Answer: On mom's knee.
236. One person has one, and there are only1200 million people in the country. What is this thing? Answer: 12 Zodiac
237. The tortoise dreamed that he had won a prize of 100 yuan. When he woke up, his dream came true. What should he do next? Answer: Go to sleep for a while.
238. A businessman went bankrupt, and half of his friends didn't know him. Why? Answer: Because half my friends don't know that he is bankrupt.
The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo, so who is the second longest? -Answer: Elephant
240, the strongest lock, what are you most afraid of? Answer: key
24 1. What can change the world? Answer: the wind.
242. Xiaoming's mother asked Xiaoming to buy eggs without chickens. What eggs should Xiaoming buy? Answer: duck eggs
243. A person has three hairs. Why did you pull out the middle one? -Answer: Because he wants to "divide".
244. Xiaogang's singing is terrible, but why does the audience applaud constantly? Answer: The audience is filming mosquitoes.
245. Why does it take ten doctors to pull out a tooth? Answer: Because this tooth was pulled out by an elephant.
246, what gun can only scare people away, not kill people? A: The gun used in the competition.
It took Grandma Wang only one day to sweep from Guangzhou to Beijing. How did she do it? Answer: She swept it on the train.
248. A dog wants to cross the Sahara desert. He had enough dry food and water, but he died in the desert. Why? Answer: Because there are no telephone poles in the desert.
There are five caves in front of the tiger, and there is a sheep in each cave. Why did it enter the second cave? Answer: It can enter any cave it wants.