A: Hello.

b: hello.

a: me too. Hello, all of you.

b: what's the matter with you?

a: do you know who I am?

b: who?

a: I have eaten adzuki bean popsicles and ice cream xindi. I have worn cotton-padded trousers and white sneakers, and I have also worn Jack Jones Nike Adi. I have studied Tang Poetry and Song Poetry, and I have also read Han Han Jing M.Guo. I have played Contra Super Mario, Nintendo PSP, Jimmy Lin, the four great kings, and TVXQ! Super Girl in Jay Chou. Do you know who I am?

b: you are a lively person!

a: what is excitement? it's enthusiasm.

b: who is it?

a: post-9s generation.

b: the contradictory generation. I'm not as pessimistic as you after 9.

A: People are different, so are our ideals.

B: What are your ideals?

A: I have a good ideal, that is, to be the head of the Gaba Liuliqiu clan in Mauritius.

b: you want to be realistic.

a: the reality is to be an entrepreneur.

b: it depends on the spectrum. Do you have money?

a: money is not a problem ...

b: listen

a: the problem is no money.

b: what business can you do without money?

a: enterprises don't necessarily ask for money.

b: then what are you doing?

a: real estate.

b: do you have land?

a: yes, it's a big place.

b: oh, Beijing! Beijing is a big place,

A: the top

B: Inner Mongolia? The grassland environment is good

A: Above

B: Siberia?

a: above

b: that's the north pole.

a: why is the north pole? you can usually see it when you look up.

b: where?

a: the moon

b: the moon ... wait a minute, where are you going to develop?

a: develop the moon.

b: develop your IQ first.

a: my IQ is normal. Only you can't think of it, and we can't do it without it.

b: then you really dare to think.

a: I want to build a city of the moon!

b: it's a beautiful name.

a: the environment is more beautiful, with an annular volcano on the left and a dry river on the right. You can see Chang 'e-1 when you look up. Your neighbor is Chang 'e, your pet is Moon Rabbit, and your security guard is WU GANG. Let's watch the earth go up and down the mountain hand in hand. < P > B: Wait a minute, the earth is tired.

a: a 28,-story skyscraper is being built, and two subways are being built to go directly to the sun and the milky way. Now copy all the beautiful scenery on the earth to our moon, build a sky garden, ride a merry-go-round, sing childhood songs and appreciate the vastness of the universe.

b: ouch ... it's so beautiful. Then how much does your house cost per square meter?

A: 1 yuan

B: 1 yuan! The earth is now tens of thousands of square meters!

a: this is our advantage. look at the earth now. the environment is poor and the population is large. a house is millions casually. in the past, it was said that one million was enough to be carefree for life. now, one million can't even get a place to live. unlike you, you can buy a house with money and more than 1 square meters. how much did you buy it?

b: 1.8 million

a: (quivering) 1.8 million, it's cash. when will this count?

b: you take out the socks in your mouth first.

a: people are too rich to buy a house with 1.8 million yuan. When they go to the bank, they throw a big sack of money on the ground and buy a house! Invoice! Write office supplies!

b: wait a minute, write office supplies! I bought a house with a loan.

a: how much did you borrow?

b: not much money? 1.8 million.

a: let's call it a full loan. How many years will it take?

b: 18 years. Children and grandchildren survived until the 28th century.

a: you are a good house slave in the new century!

b: I get 1, messages from the bank every day wishing me never to die. If you die, we will all be laid off.

A: Then this bank is unlucky. Look at me. It's so good that I don't need a loan for one yuan and one square meter.

B: What kind of house is suitable for me to buy?

A: Just buy a small apartment in your situation.

b: how many square meters?

a: 5.

b: 5 is not expensive. But the fare is not cheap.

A: You still want to go back. It's nice to live here. We also have a special gift. Your housing area will be

B: How about

A: It will double!

b: yes! Is the moon full?

a: so I will try my best to implement my great ideal. See you on the moon.

b: reconsider. I dare to think. Where there is a will, there is a way. I wish him the best.

a: (five seconds later) classmate, classmate.

b: why are you back?

a: do you think I can? Do you agree that I am an entrepreneur?

b: I agree.

a: you agree, but I don't agree yet.

b: what's the matter?

a: I became an entrepreneur, and then I became rich.

b: isn't that nice?

a: I don't want to be rich.

b: why?

a: money is easy to learn bad. My mother said, let me be a good boy. If I have money, I will be sorry for my mother.

b: still a good boy who listens to his mother.

a: my mother likes to let me be a soldier since I was a child. I am a soldier. how about being a strategist?

b: military talents are also needed by our country.

a: yes, I want to be a modern war commander!

b: how do you start?

a: I want to study, I want to study Sun Tzu's Art of War, Sun Bin's Art of War, The History of the Warring States Period, Six Towers and Five Outlooks, and I want to learn "Master Hayden's One Finger Zen"

b: Then you have to sacrifice a little.

a: not afraid of sacrifice! I also study modern warfare, Yugoslav civil war, Iran-Iraq war, Gulf war and Kosovo war.

a: you should also learn to drive a car, a train, an airplane, a tank and a missile.

b: the missile is also on.

a: I can't fly the missile. I want to learn modern warfare methods. I want to use QQ to launch missiles, and I want to use MSN to control operations. GPRS organizes MP4 to watch and eat

B: What do you do when watching people eat

A: You have to learn virtual combat, starting with the cold weapon era.

b: what do you practice with?

a: Warcraft. Practice modern warfare again

B: What

A: Red alert. Practice future wars

B: This

A: StarCraft.

b: all right.

a: learning information warfare means cyber warfare. I'm going to hack them, give them a black screen, and put 2 pandas to burn incense.

b: I can't live!

a: I have to learn how to fire, the first-level preparation of human artillery, the second-level preparation of human artillery, and launch! rou！ Altman!

b: Mr. o, wake up, it's time to disembark the missile.

A: I've become a great strategist.

B: Can you do it?

A: Yes, I'm sure I can. I'm starting to work hard.

B: OK ... I wish you success.

A: Thank you. (Salute)

B: I hope he can become an excellent officer.

a: go, go, let's go

b: it is also possible to become a nerve.

a: classmate, do you agree that I should be a strategist?

b: I agree.

a: you agree, but I don't agree yet.

b: what's wrong?

a: if I leave as a soldier, I'm afraid my mother will miss me. I feel so sorry for my mother.

b: I want to stay with my mother.

a: yes, I'm actually the most suitable writer.

b: I want to be a writer again.

a: what's the matter! I read a lot, I have seen Water Margin, Liaozhai, The Journey to the West

Mencius, Laozi, The West Chamber

The Romance of the Three Kingdoms and The Story of the Stone

. Crayon Shinchan, Robot Cat

Faint White Book and Dragon Ball.

b: it's confusing!

A: Not only reading books, but also writing books. Gorky wrote My University and I wrote My Kindergarten Class.

B: The more I live, the more I smoke!

a: Ostrovschi wrote how steel was tempered, and I wrote how steel was tempered.

b: what kind of practice!

A: Hemingway wrote an old man and the sea, and I wrote a child and the river.

Yang Zhijun wrote a book called Tibetan Mastiff, and I wrote a book called Jingba.

Jiang Rong wrote a book called Wolf Totem, and I wrote a photo of a dog. Muye Zhang wrote a ghost blowing the lamp, and I wrote a book called Today's power is out.

A: I'm going to be a great writer ~

B: Look, I hope

A: My mother said that this is a student and this is Lu Xun!

b: can you talk for so long?

a: is that all right?

a: definitely.

b: stop it.

The more you listen to me, the more angry you are. People like you are ambitious and unrealistic, and they will stay with their mother forever and never grow up! We have to learn to grow up by ourselves and learn to be independent. We are not flowers in the greenhouse after 9, but the eagle in the sky after 9 ~

A: Yes, I want to be an eagle in the sky. I'll go now ~

B: Why?

a: ask my mother.

b: for nothing ~