2. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.
Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and be bullied.
Love is not the whole of life. When you get old, you know that's just a part of life. I am immersed in love every day, and even men and women trapped by love will despise him.
I really don't know what these stars in China think. If they don't have any works, they can just go to major film festivals and rub the red carpet every day. Old ladies in their forties are squeezing their breasts. Is this beautiful? And a French kiss kneeling on the red carpet. You think that's your bedroom? Going abroad is a disgrace to China people.
6. I said that you want plastic surgery, at least go to Korea and Thailand; You are now the result of Thai shemale surgery!
7. Hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development!
It's good to see people holding watermelons, so I'm glad to see you.
9. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.
10. Even if you are the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.
1 1. Look at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics plan is incomplete. Why didn't your mother realize you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?
12. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.
13. You look very creative and live bravely!
14. I really don't want to use my endless colorful words to attack your barren and unsightly language.
15. It's a manhole plug and a manhole socket!
16. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't tell you as much as you like.
17. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.
18. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will be painful without me.
19. When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and sweet words deceive your heart. (a complete collection of quotations. com)
20. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.
2 1. Men are afraid: First, the lover is pregnant; Second, their wives are desperate; Third, their young lady is ill; Fourth, fear of being reflected by the masses; Fifth, their lovers are soaked; Sixth, mahjong shots; Seventh, the stolen money was stolen; Eighth, they are afraid of failure.
22. Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
23. I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother had been with aliens for too long.
24. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight and you will be romantic, give you some light and you will be brilliant, and give you some candlelight and you will be flooded.
I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die soon.
26. If something happens, don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. You have to toss and turn if you want to pull it out. I can't pull it out if I want to.
27. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,
28. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.
Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.
Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.
3 1. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?
You can see why there is famine in Africa.
33. What a pity! Your face, like the scene of a car accident, fundamentally subverts human understanding of ugliness.
34. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?
35. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
36. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
37. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.
38. Clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to make sure to leave.
39. No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!
40. You don't listen to what you say, but you don't do it after listening. If you do, you have made a mistake. If you are wrong, you refuse to accept it. Then why should I say it? !
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Don't wash it, if it weren't for the mud, the broken car would have fallen apart.
I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good deeds. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult to be ghosts.
4. People can do anything, and the word "bitch" is not suitable for you!
Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
6. Your face is majestic and noble, and it is majestic in the world.
7. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves and be bullied.
It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?
9. Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.
10. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
1 1. The top of the head is as white as silver and the scales are not divided. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!
12. Your brain is full of baba, so everything you think is as confused as a fly.
13. The adulterer is ashamed of himself, his eyebrows are cold, and the cow is wearing a skirt.
14. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?
15. You waste air when you are alive and land and RMB when you are dead.
16. The reason for constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.
17. You can rest assured that even if I am guilty, I will not commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting
18. fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was hit by lightning.
19. The longer you are in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!
20. Men have eight fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife is desperate, the third is that their young lady is ill, the fourth is that their lover is being soaked, the sixth is that mahjong is being played, the seventh is that money is stolen, and the eighth is that it is invalid.
I thought you were just the middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.
22. You are the wind, you are the sand, lingering around the world! How dare your IQ be blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!
23. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.
24. I tried to control the magic in my heart, but I ignored that you might just be the ghost who played soy sauce.
25. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.
26. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
27. Actually, it's nothing, but as soon as Big Wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.
28. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.
29. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.
30. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
3 1. is a manhole plug and a manhole socket!
32. I don't mean not to laugh, but the powder will fall off when I laugh!
33. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.
34. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.
35. I took a photo of you on a whim and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!
36. At the moment, my thoughts are broad, but my feelings are salty and spicy. -
37. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
38. If you only like icing on the cake, who will give you a gift in the snow?
39. Oh, my God! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!
40. Now, split personality is a fashion, and that dog is a little split.
2022 recommends classic satirical sentences with low quality.
Classic satirical sentence 2022 (1) 1. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.
2. Camels give birth to donkeys, which is a very strange kind. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
Are those two bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!
The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on those closest to them. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.
It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?
7. Jealousy is jealousy. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab someone in the back?
8. A person's death is a tragedy.
9. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
10. There was no specific medicine to sell in the world, but when there were more wishful thinking people, some people began to sell it.
1 1. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.
12. I am convinced that your musical talent is definitely not a simple display of sound.
13. Four tragedies in life: long drought meets rain; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.
14. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed suit and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.
15. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.
16. You didn't listen to what you said, listened but didn't do it, made mistakes after doing it, and refused to accept the mistakes. Then why should I say it? !
17. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.
18. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and be bullied.
19. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
20. In fact, if you stay away from the crowd, you are responsible for everyone!
Classic satirical sentence of low quality 2022 (Part II) 2 1. Confucius can't help you solve the problem, but I can help you solve it.
Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.
23. Adults expect smart and beautiful flowers in their children's heads, but expect others' children's heads to be just a bunch of weeds.
24. Actually, it's nothing, but as soon as Big Wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.
25. Some people say you are like a mouse, others say you are like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!
26. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.
27. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
28. People can do whatever they want, and the word "bitch" is not suitable for you!
29. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.
30. You shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.
3 1. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
32. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.
33. I always wander between cow A and cow C.
34. Many girls have Han Hong's disease, but not Han Hong's.
35. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
36. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
37.look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?
38. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.
39. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
40. At the moment, I think a lot, but I feel a lot. -
Bite by a Mad Dog is an ironic sentence.
I would rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear your ignorance under men!
2. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.
How creative you look and how brave you are to live!
4. Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.
6. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.
7. You evil knife-wielder, nobody paid for forty miles, you wolf.
8. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be an honorable gentleman!
9. The so-called seminar is actually to invite some unscrupulous people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a nondescript meeting.
10. When you look at me, can you stand higher? If I always look down at you, my neck will be sour.
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12. In fact, you are responsible for everyone if you stay away from the crowd!
13. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
14. Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!
15. You think you are Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people all over the world want to see it!
16. Children treat reward toys as companions, while adults treat partners as toys.
17. Don't tell me when you break up: "Actually, you are fine". So you still dumped me?
18. Zhong Wuyan has something to do and Xia Yingchun has nothing to do.
19. People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good deeds. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult to be ghosts.
20. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.
2022 was bitten by a mad dog (part two) 2 1. Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.
22. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!
23. Everyone is a gentleman, and people are not villains; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.
24. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
25. I've never seen you say no like this, and you still say it like this.
26. I always wander between cow A and cow C.
27. People can do whatever they want, and the word "bitch" is not suitable for you!
28. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?
29. You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough. ...
Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.
3 1. There are countless possibilities for you to live a hard life tomorrow, and there are countless possibilities for you to live a hard life today!
32. I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.
Don't let your feelings sow at will if something happens, or they will take root and sprout. You have to toss and turn if you want to pull it out. I can't pull it out if I want to.
34. Is there another person in the world who will admit that he is afraid of himself? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "not daring".
35. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
36. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!
38. I have always believed that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it is basically solved-this is an issue that cannot be discussed.
Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics plan is incomplete. Why didn't your mother realize you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?
40. When there are legends in the rivers and lakes, if it is not full of storms, I am sorry for the audience.