1. Should the gift be romantic or affordable? Men are puzzled: is it romantic or affordable on the day when gifts are needed on March 8th? Scene: On the evening of March 8, my husband sent his wife a bunch of roses as soon as he entered the room. The wife said, is this bunch of flowers expensive? You might as well take my son and me to a big dinner ... Besides, you owe me a platinum necklace! My husband's smiling face suddenly solidified. Summary: Women are sometimes material animals, especially after years of marriage. Faced with this situation, her husband might as well give her some benefits! Do you want a romantic audience? The man doesn't understand: Romance is a private matter between my girlfriend and me, but why does my girlfriend always want to find a few audiences? Scene: Two girls in the office have birthdays on the same day. Early in the morning, a girl's boyfriend sent 1 1 roses and a birthday card. Although the gift was old-fashioned, it still aroused the cheers of the little sisters. Another girl, sitting on a needle carpet, finally came home from work and saw a fool standing at his door with roses in his hand. Summary: Romance needs an audience, so don't walk at night. Vanity is a woman's incurable disease! In public, ordinary gifts can be worth a hundred times. 3. Is the prank emotional or boring? Men are puzzled: why do women like to test men on April Fool's Day on ordinary days, which makes people have a headache? Scene: When Mr. Chen came home, he found that his wife had left a note: Dear, I will have a party with my classmates tonight, so I won't go home for dinner. Mr. Chen then made a crazy phone call and invited friends to party at home. After the phone call, I suddenly found my wife tiptoeing out of the bedroom: "Haha, you are so happy when I am not at home." He was dumbfounded with anger, and she laughed her head off. Summary: It is a female compatriot's specialty to tease her boyfriend or husband with practical jokes. It is not only an interesting game, but also a test and exam. If you can't hold your breath, you may get burned. 4. Is phone tracking distrustful or caring? The man is confused: the thing that makes me lose face is to go out to play with my friends. My wife's phone call to inspect the post made my buddy lose interest and called to care about me. Scene: A group of women are singing in a karaoke bar. 12 After midnight, everyone's cell phones are ringing in turn, but Xiaoli's cell phone has been silent. Everyone says that your husband is really worried about you. When she got home, Xiaoli asked her husband why he didn't call her. My husband said that every time I go out, you always call me to ask when I will go home. I felt bored, so I didn't ask you when you went out, which shows that I trust you very much. Xiaoli said, "You humiliated me, as if I were a woman nobody cared about. Summary: men hate being followed by women, and women like being followed by men; Men find it annoying for women to ask him when to go home, and women think it is an honor for men to ask her when to go home. 5. Is it weird or fashionable to dare to put any color on your face? Men are confused: black lipstick, green eye shadow, orange blush ... Why do women make beautiful faces look like palettes? Scene: In front of the cosmetics counter, a girl is trying on eye shadow powder. Painted green, boyfriend shook his head; Painted purple, boyfriend shook his head; Painted blue, my boyfriend still shook his head. The girl was furious: "Are you reluctant to spend money?" The boy said indignantly, "No! I just don't think anyone's eyes are like that. "Summary: Since the development of makeup technology, it is no longer the kind with neither black eyebrows nor red lips. As long as there are fashion magazines, even if you can turn a beautiful face into a demon, fashionable girls will immediately apply what they have learned. This is really not for women to please themselves. 6. What should the escort do? The man is puzzled: My family lives in Hankou, and I often escort my girlfriend who lives in Wuchang's hometown by tram in the middle of the night, tossing her back to her nest until midnight, but her girlfriend is unmoved. Scene: At ten o'clock in the evening, a man and a woman are in Hankou Street. The boy said to see if there was a bus, and the girl's face immediately darkened. The boy then reached for a taxi and said, "I'll take you back to Wuchang." "After you send me back, you have to take a taxi back. Almost a hundred pieces at a time, not cost-effective. " The girl's words embarrassed the boy. What can I do to make her happy? Summary: An independent woman no longer needs a chaperone, but she still needs someone who looks like a chaperone. The wisest thing for a man is to give a woman 100 yuan affectionately and let her take a taxi home, even though she may choose to take the bus and then save the money to buy clothes. 7. Do you want to buy one expensive one or ten cheap ones? Men are puzzled: women are always buying clothes, but they are always complaining about clothes they haven't bought. Why can't they buy a decent dress with the money they bought from two or three stalls? Scene: A man and a woman are choosing clothes. Whenever a man looks at one, a woman always says it's too expensive. Finally, the man couldn't help saying, "Just buy a good one. "Women are very picky, but later they don't like it. At a woman's suggestion, they went to a clothing market and spent 1000 yuan to buy a scarf, two clothes, a skirt, a pair of pants and a pair of shoes. Summary: When a woman says she doesn't have the clothes she can get, she doesn't really want to buy an expensive one, but a new one. In their view, new clothes are good, and they are happy to buy more new clothes with the same money. 8. How to treat her friends? The man is confused: My wife has several good friends who are like sisters. However, after she is enthusiastic about them, she will turn around and tell me their shortcomings. I really don't know what to do. Scene: My wife and girlfriends come to play at home, and my husband cooks enthusiastically. He asked her to stay because it was too late. The next day, his wife made a scene with him and said he was a playboy. Conclusion: Some women will speak ill of other women in front of the men they love, including their best friends. This is different from men. Men think that women are friendly to their friends and will save face for themselves, while women are easily jealous. Men want to know these things about women most 2 1, how many boyfriends she has had and what she has done with them. Although women are equally curious about the other half's past, we would rather play dumb than inquire about these old sesame seeds and rotten millet. It's not how broad-minded and magnanimous we are. It's just that we can't stand the thoughtful expression when women state these things, and we can't stand hearing the details that can make us angry and gnash our teeth. Contrary to the fact that women pay more attention to their present and future, men are always worried about women's past. But no matter how curious you are, you won't get any answers, it will only increase your troubles. 2. What does she think of me as a girlfriend? Because we have heard how other women exchange their views on their boyfriends or partners in private. " He earned so little money that he didn't go to other companies. ""He was so fucking bored that he called him all day. ""He was so stingy that he sent some flowers for his birthday. How happy you are when someone gives you diamonds "... God, this is terrible. If I hear my girlfriend describe me like this to others, I can't accept it. 3. What was she thinking when she stroked my stomach? I was not like this five years ago. ) I envy Ryan Renaz's muscles, even though I used to have some abdominal muscles. But don't women always say that they are too muscular and like monsters? I'm not an actor. There is really no need to work so hard to keep fit. Have you seen American Beauty? Only when we have a new vision of life will we pay attention to our body shape. So whether she likes my chubby figure or not, if I ask her directly, she will definitely say that she doesn't care. The price of two pairs of brand-name leather boots she just bought. These were bought for those rare "formal occasions" when she felt "stressed", and many of them slept in the closet. You know, we've always wanted to change the plasma TV, and the bank loan has not been paid off, so we get angry when we think about it. I wanted to buy a lighter, but she called me "wasteful". 5. Is she jealous of her friend's wedding (the girl married a rich man)? Although the woman kept saying that the wedding was too vulgar, she still described with relish how many famous cars they escorted, chartered private gardens, invited singers to support them, how many banquets (seafood banquets), a big cake more than one meter high, and how big a carat diamond ring they gave us ... 6. Don't tell us the details of her quarrel with other female colleagues in the office. A woman with a man always looks like an innocent girl. Don't let me know that they also have a tough and provocative side, which will reduce the image of women as ladies in men's hearts. If this woman doesn't need my protection, maybe I can protect other weak people. 7. How many drinks did she have on the night she went to the bar? It is not safe for women to drink too much wine outside. Women who get drunk in bars are the targets of lecherous men. Women think that they can drink a lot, have a natural and unrestrained posture, and can control them. In fact, it is very naive in the eyes of men. If women drown their sorrows in wine, we have nothing to say, because they don't want to tell us their sorrows. 8. Who is the "David" she shouted when she was talking in her sleep? Tony Leung Chiu Wai or Delfino, but it can't be Fan Wei! 9. She said, "We should have a good talk"-usually conversations that start in this way are boring. My mother also likes this kind of opening remarks. This means that women think a lot about some problems and want to communicate with us. If you argue with them, they will certainly be unhappy, and if you ignore them, they will be more angry. What is there to talk about? Isn't it easy to live? 10, "I actually respect your parents, but they ..." I don't want to hear the rest. If women really respected them, there wouldn't be this conversation. But what do women think of their age and the years they have raised me? 1 1. Did she go through my wallet and purse secretly? If anything happens to me, I won't leave a clue for a woman. Women's possessiveness is terrible. She stared openly and checked secretly. Turn it over if you want, but don't be hit by me. It's gonna be awkward. 12. How many calories are there in a glass of beer? Men don't want to know that I have controlled my fat intake. I also often exercise and do housework. Please don't frown every time I pick up my glass and have that boring knowledge of dietary calories. When women are eating boiled fish, men usually say nothing.